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David Duke and Ice Cube

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

why?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Because it beats sitting around doing PCP and masturbating to Vanessa Angel all day

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

at my school im doing a presentation with a friend. im going to be a anti-bush reporter and he will be bush.
now that wil be an interesting interview.........

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread should be an intriguing three-way battle of wits.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

it sucks. get over it.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

you should QUIT!
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I HAVE A MANSION AND A YACHT!

― ddb, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(quit following me)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

uh.. don't hijack your own lame thread, please

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

then stop trolling mine, fucktard. God knows you already say little enough in your posts.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

David Duke and Ice Cube? Could we pick a pair of more dated public figures? I mean, why not imagine an interview between Harry S. Truman and Emporer Hirohito while we're at it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

alex OTM. ice cube is a millionaire producer, rapper turned actor, totally irrelevant and uncontroversial.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hirohite doen't like crunk.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry I can't approach the terrific genius of this thread:

music made by the gays? C/D?

Wow. I'm spellbound.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

right. and your threads pretending to be a slipknot fan have not been forgotten.

i thought you were going to leave this place? please leave?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrm, that's like telling a kid not to eat a pie.

Cutty is like a Christopher Cross record played in reverse

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never done PCP, what's it like?

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my best friends smoked a joint laced with PCP when she was 14. It fucked her up really bad. She had a psychotic episode and has had psychological and emotional problems for years.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

And I think this thread has come to a screeching halt.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"anti-bush reporter"? Such things exist?

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You anti-bush people make me sick. Not everybody likes the "shaved" look.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"anti-bush reporter"? Such things exist?

"mr. president, there weren't really any WMDs in iraq, were there?"

"shit, you're right. i'm sorry about that. next question."

"mr president, you're fucking things up in iraq, aren't you?"

"shit, you're right again. wow, this is a tough interview! next question."

"mr. president, what was the deal with the national guard?"

"yeah, what WAS the deal with the national guard? i never quite got what it is they do. didn't seem to make sense to keep showing up for duty and stuff. next question."

"mr. president, is it a good idea to cut taxes when you're fighting about six wars?"

"no, probably not. thank you for your excellent questions, i've got to be going now. got a meeting with mr. duke and mr. cube."

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

― NEJJ!, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

why do anti-bush people make you sick!?
im anti - bush completely

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on, "Swallowed" wasn't that bad.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Glycerine" was a little whiney, but it was okay.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

CAss, I've been told you're a troll, so I assume you understood the obvious joke I was making and intentionally ignored it just to be dense, just like the jokes the last two people made in this thread.

and if you are without irony and serious, then no wonder the anti-Bush campaign gets passed off as kneejerk, with people like you being members of it. (for the record, I'm more anti-Dubya than a squirrel likes nuts.)

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

note, due to my bad wording again, I was not calling the last two posts dense, just mentioning they were jokes in the same vein as mine (with the bush puns)

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ok.......why am i a troll?

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you live under a bridge and you eat goats. What else could you be?

(against better judgement, presses "Submit")

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll let your posts speak for themselves, CAss.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i admit that i might come across as a bitch with some things i say but i have really strong views on things and when people take the piss out of them for no apparent reason it bothers me a bit...so in return i just get rude.
those who know me have never once described me as a bitch. or a troll for that matter

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, romance is brewing...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

a match made in heaven

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It has nothing to do with your strong views. did I not just say I was anti-Dubya?

It just seems unbelievable that someone would miss as many jokes as you. Like in the other thread with the wrestling pics, telling that one person who was joking around posting pics to "calm down", and not getting the "shaved/bush" reference in what I just said....

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just mentioning what I'd been told, anyway

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

its not my fault that i dont see the humour and the need to give a response to your jokes.

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yea, I'm sure most people who read the other thread assumed the guy posting wrestling pics was serious and furiously angry, and that my post mentioning "shaved" as a counterpoint to the word "bush" was referring to the President and not PUSSY.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, i think she is greek. english as a second language. go easy on her.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

she's obviously a troll, though, look at the gays thread.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i didnt say that i couldnt understand your jokes i just thought it was stupid and didnt wanna bother writing sumthing bak.
u ppl are really starting to piss me off...
YES i am greek 'cutty' whatever but i speak english fine so save your clever comments for someone whos actually gonna want to hear them.

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

But you did write something back, and if you understood it, why would you ask "why do anti-bush people make you sick" as if I was talking about the President?

I don't know why I'm wasting my time responding to what is an obvious troll, proved especially by the last sentence.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

because then i thought you were. seeing as i had just said that i was anti-bush

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

then you didn't get the joke.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ok i didnt.y is it such a big deal?

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread sucks.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

for once ill agree with you

― CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The End.

(roll credits)

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(watching them roll)

Wow, I didn't know Pat Morita contributed to this thread.

― uh (eetface), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This could be an MSTK episode.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Feels more like Rocky Horror.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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― keith m (keithmcl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

to think i stumbled across this when i was looking for posts on music webzine interviews lol

― Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Monday, 3 August 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

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