what the heck, let's give R.E.M another chance.

I love REM, but I can't say that I'm really pumped for this. I'll definitely get it when it's out.

As for the publicity, don't they always do that? This is the best one so far/experimental/not-too-experimental/blah blah/bouzouki etc.

I reckon Up is their only fully listenable record since Monster, which has aged suprisingly well as a fun-but-bad record.

That attitude always bugs me. Why should they dissolve a successful songwriting partnership simply because you don't like them?

monster. it all ended with monster.

(To be clear, I wasn't being serious with the "agree with me" thing, though I'd like you all to agree with me.)

(it was quite clear you weren't being serious! my response has an implied smiley at the end ot. but i hate emoticons even more than i hate monster, so i couldn't bring myself to actually type it.)

I agree with Tim that they are always pretty good, and some albums/songs are better than others. I really don't think they've ever made a bad record, though they can dip into mediocrity at times. How many folks make fourteen or fifteen albums worth of material without having some duds? The quality of R.E.M.'s music is remarkably consistent for a band that has been around as long as they have.

Pleasant Dreams ('81)-A-
Subterranean Jungle ('83)-A-
Too Tough to Die ('84)-A
Animal Boy ('86)-B+

I hope for the best.

to be honest don't really care for any REM whatsoever, but their unlistenability probably hits high gear with Green.

this of course is without mentioning what wimps they are in regards to their cover of "There She Goes Again".

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And that's about it, really.

The Bee Gees did.

But wasn't Bad Day a leftover from the mid-80s?

This is not to diss...I actually love love love New Adventures in Hi-Fi, and what I heard of Up seem okay....

Q: John do you hate fun A: you're damn right I do

beatles
the clash
bruce springsteen
elvis costello
prince
lots and lots of others

I'm putting this in my "resources" folder and replacing the 'REM' with "________"; over time, I expect it will become as handy as "Lorem Ipsum".

Your point seems to be "not liking R.E.M. means not UNDERSTANDING R.E.M.," which is kinda a position that doesn't allow for much discussion, so, umm, I love R.E.M., everything they ever did is great, Stipe is a genius, their records are not and haven't always been colossal snoozefests.

This is PRECISELY where any music discussion jumps the goddamn shark.

The one REM album I've listened to with anything approaching regularity is Murmur. I had a near complete collection until recently, I mp3'd everything, burned it to a disc, and sold everything back, and I haven't missed it at all.

Ned, I don't understand your point. I wouldn't imagine that Michael Stipe's perspective on his early lyrics was that the main reason that he liked them was that people could interpret them any way they liked. That was how John framed it.

Tim your point seemed (and I'd parse this further given time) to be "not liking R.E.M.'s groove = not possible, they are too multifaceted!" I don't agree, but it's very very very difficult discussing something with an active fan (or, admittedly, with a hater: though as a hater I've spent a fair amount of coin on R.E.M. albums trying to figure out what made 'em tick, why people I respect love them, etc). I -don't- think they're the chameleon-like jacks-of-many-trades you do; I think they've got a gift for melody & feeling at times, but have generally made remarkably unremarkable records. "a cool guitar, played through tube amps with a really nice tone (ZERO distortion)" sounded like several steps down the road to muso ickness at the time & kinda still does.

so in conclusion while I'm sure that any reason I might offer for finding them dull can be dismissed as "not having understood what they're all about," yet must I on the whole pronounce them boring, your mileage may/does vary, etc

This is what I'm talking about, Tim -- I don't accept this as an answer to John's point either!

And John (and Ned chiming in), again, I'm not suggesting that disliking REM is misunderstanding them or that disliking their groove is impossible because the groove was multifaceted. I just wanted to talk about my perspective on what their groove WAS--the idea being that maybe you would agree or disagree and somehow I could understand what it is, specifically, that you don't like about it.

And I'm kind of insulted, actually, in being called a muso because I talked about the guitar tone on the Mitch Easter/Don Dixon-produced records. Obviously, the sound of instruments matters and is part of the appeal of musics.

I'm only explaining my feelings. I've accepted that it's fine for others to like REM. To me, REM fans = Jehovah's Witnesses: Believe what you will, just don't try to convert me.

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Bad Day was great, but it was written, like, 18 years ago. The problem these days I think is that they're either trying desperately not to sound like REM or trotting out big Xerox 'REM singles' like Daysleeper or Imitiation of Life.

Life's Rich Pageant was their best record. Apparently I am the only person in the world that thinks this.

Also, Stipe's lyrics are boring. "They mean what you want 'em to mean!" to me = "they are so badly written that you can pretty much make what you like of 'em."

You mean, like, the Bible, the Constitution or *any* quasi-religious text?

Stipe made myth out of his own imagination and successfully cultivated an obsessive, small group of devotees that kept the band fed and sheltered until Document and Green gave them control over the whole of Athens. Until any of us griping morons can achieve this ourselves, our critiques will fall on deaf ears.

The whole "mumbling" thing masked what were often some of the most searing and effective lyrics in pop music at the time (speaking of which; did "power pop" even exist prior to REM?). I and other friends spent countless dreary college evenings drenched in hallucinogens and gin trying to unravel the lyrics to the whole of Life's Rich Pageant -- a chore that rarely went unrewarded (YES, the drugs made it more fun, but still). Fables of the Reconstruction can kick around just about any singer/songwriter filth you can shake down. Document and Green generated "It's the End of the World as We Know It", "The One I Love", "King of Birds", "You are the Everything", "Hairshirt", and "I Remember California"...fantastic songs all. From then on they rarely generated more than three quality songs/album, but when they hit they really hit right. I suspect I won't give them another chance for a decade or so, but they've done enough for me; not a negative peep will pass these lips concerning the latest work by the boys from GA.

("I'm a negative peep; I'm a negative peep; I'm a negative peep and I'm stoooooooooned.")

And though it's unrelated to the rest of this rant, Monster is utterly useless. Anyone who argues otherwise is patently cracked.

speaking of which; did "power pop" even exist prior to REM

Yes. Yes, it did, for several years. Also: Fables of the Reconstruction can kick around just about any singer/songwriter filth you can shake down. This is a gross overstatement - the day Stipe is capable of, say, "Paris 1919," "Tupelo" from The First Born Is Dead, "The Story of Isaac," "Pancho & Lefty," "Pleasures of the Harbor," "Raised on Robbery" or that song off Hejira about the freeway, Sarah Dougher's "No-Handed," Kristin Hersh's "A Better Light" - off the top of my head, some singer-songwriter stuff that Stipe & co. emphatically did not equal with Fables.

The notion that Bibles, Constitutions etc. are as open to any interpretation as stuff you can't actually hear is "interesting" as they used to say when they meant "ridiculous."

"Feeling Gravity's Pull", "Driver 8", and "Green Grow the Rushes" can wrestle those bastards to the ground. "Kohoutek" is a little spotty, but I'm not sure we can deny lines like "Fever built a bridge, reason tore it down" their due. "Auctioneer" is overlooked and excellent. I'll admit, Pancho & Lefty are pretty tough, but Wendell Gee is an ornery old coot, and wacky to boot. He'll go asylum on your ass in a second.

He had a dream one night
That the tree had lost its middle
So he built a trunk of chicken wire
To try to hold it up
But the wire the wire turned to lizard skin
And then he climbed inside

[sniffle]

And nobody actually *reads* their Bibles or Constitutions anyway, so I still think mumbled, neglected, and misunderstood lyrics are a fair comparison -- though I'll concede the scale here is a little skewed.

stence I'm trying to make the connection there but: 1. say "Pearl Jam" in a room full of People Like Us and you'll get a whole buncha groans and then the one or two contrarians (I'm one of 'em) saying "actually a kinda good singles band" 2. say "R.E.M." in the same room and everybody gets misty for the Seven Chinese Brothers, or Five, or however many it was

go ahead. get mean and specific. i'm genuinely wondering what kind of music fan you mean. i was an rem fan who didn't like monster 'cause it sounded to me like their songwriting had grown suddenly stale, and the big glammy sound they had suddenly adopted didn't do much to cover up that huge shortcoming. if they have made a GOOD big glammy album that would've been quite fine with me.

2. One of the first-ever arguments I had with Hstencil was at a party (this was before ILX) in which I talked about how even though Pearl Jam kinda sucks, if you hear "Black" or "Even Flow" on the radio, you still want to sing along, and maybe they did write good melodies, or maybe it's just early 90s nostalgia, but it's still nice. And Hstencil looked at me and said, "Are you fucking kidding? No, it's not."

I think part of the appeal of Monster is how affected it is, and how a lot of the record is about affectation. The key song is "Crush With Eyeliner" in this respect. It's not glam, it's fake glam. They sound like they were having a lot of fun screwing around with their identity - it's kinda like their Achtung Baby. I like that Monster isn't earnest, and that it's mostly a bunch of songs about stalkers and weirdos. I like that it is by far the most sexual and flirtacious REM record.

Yeah, that and "The Outsiders."

That gets so irritating. that's why me and Oystein planned it out that we would purposefully work hard to make it into the recording business just so we could release a 2nd cd, and then tell everybody in all the interviews:

"yea, this album is kind of contrived and we definitely didn't hit the mark like last time."

My other idea is to be a recording artist and release a debut album, and every subsequent album would have the same title and artwork as the debut album, and also the same song titles, but the songs would all be new songs...and there would be no date information on the cd, so people would never know which one they were buying

Boy, if ever a comparison was designed to NOT get me to relisten to something...

And the title should always be Greatest Hits Vol. I

"Play 'Swift as the Tiger'!"

"Which one?"