Woohoo, the Corrs are back!

David Bowie should stop trying to jump on bandwagons and try jumping on the backs of the Corrs instead. View their variform vertebrae vibrating like a Bruges bridge receiving an unfortunate late visit from a 200-ton pantechnicon containing Andre 3000's rhodium coathangers.

Frankie Bones was a friend of mine.

Mr Pop...you're no Frankie Bones.

What the fuck did that prove? That's he's brave enough to fleg at a pretty girl and terrorize her?

I tell you, Andrea Corr is a national treasure and should be worshipped for her timeless sexiness, not spat at. I'd much rather oggle Andrea than Iggy.

Off you go then...

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops003/tatu004.jpg

reduces the risk of painful retaliation if you want to gob in her hair

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Did this Corrs dude do some time in Rudi. P.?

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/article3827386.ece

Corrs guitarist: I’d enter politics to save us from Freemasons and the tyranny of global government

Monday, June 23, 2008

Corrs guitarist Jim Corr has set out his stall for a possible career in politics and said he fears the rise of the 'New World Order'.

The Dundalk-born star told the Sunday Tribune that he was against the Lisbon Treaty and views it as a stepping-stone to an Orwellian nightmare state run by a one-world government.

Corr, 43, also revealed that he objects to the influence of Masonic Orders in politics, is against GM foods and fears that implanting humans with microchips will lead to complete government control of the human race.

Separated from former fiancée Gayle Williamson, Corr makes frequent trips to Belfast to visit their son Brandon.

He said the birth of his son last year played a major a part in his politicisation.

"When you have children there is an extension of you into the future. You think, hang on, this may not affect me but what on earth is it going to be like for my children? You start to ask questions."
Jim Corr on....

A possible career in politics

"I love playing music but I wouldn't rule anything out down the line. I imagine it would be an incredibly difficult job but if I felt we were going in such a bad direction, then maybe I would stand. I would be an independent because I am not affiliated with any political party."

The Lisbon Treaty

"Certainly the views of one party did resonate a bit more with me this time. Because of what we've experienced as a nation. Six hundred years of tyranny under the British establishment. We cannot forget that and here we are giving away our national sovereignty to a new European federal state."

Freemasons

"There are a large number of secret societies in our government, we certainly know that. The push towards global government totally correlates with the Freemasonic agenda.

"The way it works is that once they see a rising star, let's say a politician, they're approached, as a couple of my friends have been approached, because they would see you as an asset to the brotherhood.

"Tony Blair is a 33rd degree Freemason. That's fairly common knowledge. The Queen is grand patroness of the World Freemasonry. Silvio Berlusconi is a high level Freemason. President George Bush is a member of the Skull and Bones, the Yale secret society, which is an off-shoot of the Freemasons."

GM foods

"Imagine the nightmare of genetically modified foods being pushed onto our farmers. This might sound extreme but there is a component in GM foods called Agro bacterium which has been shown to alter human DNA. You don't want to be eating that.

"There's another agenda to microchip the planet. With these chips inside our bodies they have the potential to manipulate us, emotionally, physically and mentally. It might sound like science fiction but that's what I and other people think the ultimate agenda is. It's got to be stopped."

Big brother and a surveillance state

"There's another agenda to microchip the planet. With these chips inside our bodies they have the potential to manipulate us, emotionally, physically and mentally. It might sound like science fiction but that's what I and other people think the ultimate agenda is. It's got to be stopped."

September 11

"When you study 9/11 it becomes very apparent... it was a staged terrorist attack, what they call a false flag operation."

Jim Corr's homepage is great - http://www.jimcorr.com/

Not quite David Icke levels of insanity but pleasingly batty.

Opening para of his wiki page is also good:

James Steven Ignatius "Jim" Corr MBE (born July 31, 1964) is a musician, singer and songwriter. He is a member of the Irish folk/rock band The Corrs; the other members are his three sisters. Jim is the tallest (5'8") and eldest member of the group, besides being the only male member.

WELL DONE JIM U R TEH TALLEST

one of the corss married a billionaire. one of the shorter ones

was she taller than this short billionaire?

Guys, Jim Corr

http://www.dundalkdemocrat.ie/dundalknews/Dundalk-musician-Jim-Corr-and.6036109.jp

In a controversial segment, Corr told (Brendan) O'Connor that the Haitian earthquake may have been caused by a weapon that overheated

I like how the article is all INTENSE VERBAL WAR and the quotes are all "ah come on now, less of that"

Corr's website is amazing

like he's pretty much decided he believes all of the conspiracy theories, possibly even the ones that directly contradict each other

Jim Corr is gonna get my nomination for Man of the Year.

He then told D'Arcy that in future, he should not be misquoted.

"Just be careful not to misquote me in the future."

Someone should explain to him that the conspiracy theories are just all made up. By the illuminati.

I once read an interview with Jim Corr where he claimed one of his favourite album was something by Wang Chung (maybe - wiki - Mosaic?). But I can find no online evidence to back this up so maybe I dreamed it.

I like how the article is all INTENSE VERBAL WAR and the quotes are all "ah come on now, less of that"

if you'd ever heard the people's pope ray d'arcy's radio show you'd realise just how close to the edge this actually was.

we need a tv special where eamon dunphy interviews jim corr, would put ireland back on the map i feel.

Tony Blair is a 33rd degree Freemason. That's fairly common knowledge. The Queen is grand patroness of the World Freemasonry. Silvio Berlusconi is a high level Freemason. President George Bush is a member of the Skull and Bones, the Yale secret society, which is an off-shoot of the Freemasons."

QF....T?

why does it have to be the man corr doing this? want the girls to be doing crazy offensive stupid shit but oh no.

i reckon any brother in that family was odds-on to go insane with illegal fuckwant.

We're *all* members of the freemasons except you, Jim

marrying sharon corr is beginning to lose its lustre as a lon-held ambition.

as i was saying to silvio just last night at the lodge, actually

I once read an interview with Jim Corr where he claimed one of his favourite album was something by Wang Chung

Wonder if he ever thought of changing his name to Wang in its honour?

Jim Wang?

Now that would be stupid.

He'd get thrown out of the Corrs for starters.

He'd have to join the Wangs instead.

what, just because of the wang?

That's numberwang!

^ expelled in shame from the order for that one

"Jim Corr is gonna get my nomination for Man of the Year", yeah, as Hitler's dildo