Why are females still dating Tommy Lee?

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Yeah I know - girls like cars and money/ treat them mean keep them keen/ nice guys finish last etc...

But in what weird parallel universe do women actually want to date a stark raving headcase who will invariably smash them in the face?

Pink. You're an idiot. And when NME called you "this generation's Kurt Cobain" (or some such nonsense) surely it was on a par with their "Julian Casablanca, tortured genius" statement...

― CRW (CRW), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

have you heard pinks new song?? its such crap

― CAss (CAss), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

tommy lee has a big dong dude.. duh.

girls dont like boys girls like big dongs, etc.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

STRUMPETS LIKETH GOLD

― Shaxsper, Friday, 7 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

In saying that, Pink is not exactly Heather Locklear...

― CRW (CRW), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

every female I know has had unkind things to say about his wang.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

his wang has said some really nice things about me over the years...particularly about my fashion sense and knack for Indian cooking.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a HIGH FIDELITY reference or am I bonkers???????

― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That's one talkative wang you've encountered, Matt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

We've got one on this board

― Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, 7 May 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

We do indeed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I demand a Pink thread framed by non-White-Middle-Class-17-year-olds. Akshully, Calum, you could save me a lot of time if you'd just drown yrself in the nearest cess pit.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey. Leave the White-Middle-Class-17-year-olds out of this one. I done no wrong.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

That's one talkative wang you've encountered, Matt.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 8th, 2004.

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We've got one on this board
-- Patrick Kinghorn (paddypowe...), May 8th, 2004.

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We do indeed.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 8th, 2004.

For once, Ned's honesty about himself makes me look on in admiration.

― CRW (CRW), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

Women: They're so funny.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

But i'm funnier.

― CRW (CRW), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

tommy lee's wang is a notary public, too. it signed some papers for me when I refi'd to a 5 year ARM.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

what happens after five years? does it shrivel up and fall off?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel it's only fair to point out, Calum: I'm laughing at you, not with you.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

what happens after five years? does it shrivel up and fall off?

it all depends on Greenspan.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Mate, you're not bright enough to laugh with me.

― CRW (CRW), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The use of "females" in the thread title reminds me of Spock.

― don (don), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/24/people.tommy.lee.ap/index.html

he's baaaaaaaaaaack

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd be curious to know what he played.

...and why did the club expect him to play to 40 hip hop?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

toP 40...

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What happened to those entertaining extra letters on the end of your posts? c

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 24 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

he probably played the entirety of his methods of mayhem album.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 24 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That was a brief blight on my work computer, which has since been mended, alas.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"My Vietnam" by Pink

Daddy was a soldier he taught me about freedom
Peace and all the great things that we take advantage of
Once I fed the homeless, I'll never forget
I look upon their faces as I treated them with respect
And

This is my Vietnam
I'm at war
Life keeps on dropping bombs
And I keep score

Momma was a lunatic, she liked to push my buttons
She said I wasn't good enough, but I guess I wasn't trying
Never like school that much, they tried to teach me better
But I just wasn't hearing it because I thought
I was already pretty clever
And

This is my Vietnam
I'm at war
They keeps on dropping bombs
And I keep score

This is my Vietnam
I'm at war
They keep on dropping bombs
And I keep score

What do you expect from me?
What am I not giving you?
What could I do for you to make me OK in your eyes?

This is my Vietnam
I'm at war
They keep on dropping bombs
And I keep score

This is my Vietnam
I'm at war
Life keeps on dropping bombs
And I keep score

This is my Vietnam
This is my Vietnam

― hexxyAnswers, Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Illuminating.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Pink's Vietnam involves getting Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher and having several very successful albums. WHERE IS HER PARADE??

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

several successful albums?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahah

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right, I'm overstating her case. She's worse off than I thought, the Ron Kovic of the MTV set.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dangling prepostions = collateral damage

― correctingAnswers, Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right, I'm overstating her case. She's worse off than I thought, the Ron Kovic of the MTV set.
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), June 24th, 2004.

Well, Oliver Stone can make amovie about her now.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

My point still stands. Women must be awfully stupid to date this moron.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 24 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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