Holly Valance: When Being A Pop Tart Isn't Enough

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THE HOLLY AND THE BURIED
Holly Valance retires. She not old nor nuffink
17 May 2004

Britain's pop cull continues with the news Holly Valance is the latest popette to get clubbed brutally to death, metophorically, muscially, career wise that is.

The News of the World reported yesterday that the ex-Neighbours minx has not had her contract renewed after poor record sales. Apparently she was busy working on her comeback when the axe fell.

Holly told the News of the Screws: "I'm not altogether surprised about the recent news. I'm currently working on new music with some of the world's top writers and producers and I've also got a movie project lined up for this summer."

Other reports however have suggested she's buggered off back to her home in Australia, and is quitting music altogther to concentrate on being a thesbian. Or in other words, knocking on the producer of Neighbours door and wailing "please let me have my old job back. I'll do anything! I'll even kiss Toadfish! Wah!"

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you actually "retire" after 2 hit songs?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

c-man weeps. out of his cock.

..., Monday, 17 May 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ha.

Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Monday, 17 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you actually "retire" after 2 hit songs?

No, but more importantly... Who are "some of the world's top writers and producers" with whom she is currently working?

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 17 May 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I think they're Nick Cave and Elvis Costello.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, what they did for Kylie and Wendy James, respectively...

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)


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