Xgau vs. Xtina

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I've been reading archived ILM debates about Robert Christgau, and Momus makes some good points, but I'm addicted to reading his reviews and I don't know why. Plus, I hate "Xtina" so Xgau wins.

Important QuestionAsker, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

what about Xuxa?

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I have Xuxa's kidz show on VHS and one day she had Cheech Marin on and the way she kept saying CHEECHY MAHREEN!!!! made me love her.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell ya who doesn't win: zuzu and her damn petals. Took that kid like 9 takes to get that line right!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the biggest Xmal Deutschland fan on ILM? I'm a pretty big fan, you know.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you think about Clan of Xymox?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever happened to xuxa? is it true that prior to hosting a kids show she was in porn?

Feltscreenandwires (Felcher), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Xtina, if only for the hoochie getups.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the biggest Xmal Deutschland fan on ILM? I'm a pretty big fan, you know.

I potentially challenge.

As for the question at hand, I am agnostic.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mindspring.com/~mdholter/xena.jpg

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ts: xgau talking about sex vs xtina talking about sex

common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Xtina wins.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.xuxa-usa.com/xuxa50.jpg

http://www.xuxa-usa.com/xuxa57.jpg

Pictures Notwords, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

J. Lo talking about sex vs. DeRo talking about sex.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cards-n-collectables.co.uk/postcards/lpc/images/wwf/wwf5036.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Medusa by Clan Of Xymox. That album is great!!!!!! I never could get into the earlier or later stuff. The dancey stuff was okay, I guess. But kinda like when Kissing The Pink became KTP. The thrill was gone by that point.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The Xuxa show was bad acid all the way. Just completely deranged and chaotic and screaming kids and dubbed noises!!! of screaming kids and just a big mess. God, what a sight. And their budget was all of 2 dollars. And i would get stoned and watch every morning after my graveyard shift job at the supermarket. I'm glad I caught some of the action on tape. Wish I could say the same for Roseanne's ill-fated late-nite comedy show, but I was too slow!! I did manage to tape one of the two episodes of paula poundstone's excruciating late nite entry though.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew once I mentioned Paula Poundstone I would kill this thread deader than a doornail. It was a chance I was willing to take. I'm gutsy that way.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Bless you, sir.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, yeah xuxa had those people in animal masks and shit. plus she dated pele the soccer/football/whatevah legend.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics/features/0339/xiu.jpg

I like my neighbourhood.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am heartened that Xgau talks about having fabulous sex while in his 50s. That's good enough for me.

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I will also be heartened ... when I am in my 50's, and until then, I don't want to think about 50 year old people having sex.

Therefore, Xtina is the easy winner (pun, er, sort of intended).

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn straight, Barry. I don't want to think about death until I'm dead.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)


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