Who would you least like to sit next to on a long, cramped bus journey? Bjork (With wind), Shaun Ryder (Scratching his nuts) or Nikcy Wire (in a banana suit)?

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For me it would be Shaun Ryder. I can't imagine anything worse than someone's flatulence. Just horrible, really.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Best C-Man thread yet isn't it?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

with wind?

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

upwind?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever happened to CRW? He was funny...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

now that's stretching it mark

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

What Calum doesn't realise, is that every time he begins - or contributes to - another of these pointlessly puerile threads, scientists in my secret underground laboratories have been instructed to painfully and senselessly torture another poor defenceless member of an endeangered species.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i think bjork's farts probably smell like cherries

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds like a lyric to me

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

There's only one CRW. Not xpost. (xpost Stew)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

But the question still demands an answer. It's not supposed to be funny, it's a serious question demanding thought should this problem ever arise.

P.S. Surely the thought of Nicky Wire in a banana suit is as amusing to everyone else as it is to me?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh stop it

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there something wrong with you C-Man? I mean, seriously, is there?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ADD

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Attention Defic

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

RWD

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

repetitive wanking disorder

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"But the question still demands an answer. It's not supposed to be funny, it's a serious question demanding thought should this problem ever arise.

P.S. Surely the thought of Nicky Wire in a banana suit is as amusing to everyone else as it is to me?"

An entire breeding group of cute, fluffy, chattering little squirrel-monekys have just had their sweet little furry faces held under the surface of a large vat of Revlon foundation cream until they choked, vomited and died, writhing in agony.

Brutal maybe, but you can't say you weren't given ample warning.

I hope you're satisfied, Calum?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Bjork, not Shaun, had the "wind"...?

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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