Calling All Musicians - Assistance Required

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Something very exciting is brewing. We have a Major Music Project and new earning opportunity developing that looks to be one of the most innovative and unique ever. It will be great for every single member when revealed in the coming weeks. Right now though, we are looking for Musicians among our membership that may be looking to earn some extra money.

Calling All Musicians who want to Earn Cash

We are looking for musicians who want to be paid to contribute in a myriad of ways based on their experience, and a chance to be at the forefront of this groundbreaking new Music Project. We are also looking for people who can write articles on anything to do with music, even your own stories. And, you'll be paid for your work. We are looking for those with teaching experience to submit a lesson or two, or even write some brief insights on how to broaden your horizons musically. Do you play the guitar, drums, bass, piano, violin, horns, etc.? Maybe you just play the harmonica, or even just sing in the shower, whatever it is we want to hear from you ASAP!

There will also be an Earning Program involved, as everyone who joins after you will be below. You can Literally earn Thousands of Dollars a Month! FOREVER !!

EVERYONE IS WELCOME !

NO ONE is allowed to join the program yet, as it is Brand New, YOU will have the first chance to join into the program BEFORE it is even released WORLDWIDE !

This is for anyone that plays music, wants to learn to play music, and simply anyone who enjoys music at all!

Plan is only weeks away, and it will be a first right exclusive for all Who Contact us RIGHT NOW !!

DO NOT DELAY .....

To get on our early advance warning please email us with "" music "" in the header. you will contacted shortly after.

Tom Broadbent

traklink.london@sympatico.ca YOU MUST RESPOND HERE.

― tom broadbent (captmatrix), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

We are also looking for people who can write articles on anything to do with music, even your own stories. And, you'll be paid for your work. .... Do you play the guitar, drums, bass, piano, violin, horns, etc.? Maybe you just play the harmonica, or even just sing in the shower

Does writing articles in the shower qualify me?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

8====m=>
8===m==>
8==m===>
8=m====>
8==m===>
8=m====>
8===m==>---------------------O

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is this what they mean by nu-ILM?

― dleone (dleone), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought nu-ILM was just like the ILM of yore only with baggy pants.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS THE BREAK I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! WHERE DO I SEND MY MONEY???!!

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

King Kobra, we are a professional music club, could you refrain
from the swearing, and show a little class.

― tom broadbent (captmatrix), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what
kind
of
music
do
you
play

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Tom,

Is it possible for me to earn cash by selling my friends and family out to you and your pyramid scheme? If so, please let me know. Ok thanks bye.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This is for serious musicians, it is amazing that you nothing else
better to do.

― tom broadbent (captmatrix), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

This is what we do all day. It's amazing that you can't find a job flipping burgers somewhere.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd be better if it was Jim Broadbent scamming us.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://crazy4cinema.com/Actor/imgs/broadbent.jpg
"MMM, SCAMMY!"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, please enumerate the "myriad of ways" in which you will be paying me. Thanks.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.streetdrugs.org/Images/POOPERS.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

DO NOT DELAY .....

Tom Broadbent

traklink.london@sympatico.caca YOU MUST RESPOND HERE.

― Tom Q. Broadbent (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

This is me and my rich musician friends:

http://www.credit-and-collections.com/images/money-guy.gif

This is you:

http://www.danielnpaul.com/images/scan_image/BabyDan.gif

So ha ha ha ha:

http://www.robber-baron.co.uk/images/toothac.jpg

Hurry and join me -- YOU MUST REPLY!! ASSISTANCE REQUIRED!! IN CANADA!!

http://www.buzzsawyer.net/robber.jpg

DO NOT DELAY .....

Tom Broadbent

traklink.london@sympatico.ca YOU MUST RESPOND HERE.

― Tom Broadbentover (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how "EVERYONE IS WELCOME !" is immediately followed by "NO ONE is allowed to join the program yet"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

This is for serious musicians, it is amazing that you nothing else
better to do.
-- tom broadbent

King Kobra, we are a professional music club, could you refrain
from the swearing, and show a little class.
-- tom broadbent

Hey Tom,

You do realize that your longwinded pitch above sounds too much like an infomercial or a get rich quick scheme to be taken seriously, don't you? I'm a serious musician who has even been paid in the past, and I'd never ever respond to anything like what you've posted above.

Swearing is fairly normal on this message board, and if I may say so, most of the members show considerable discretion when doing so. Most of us also don't appreciate spam, which is essentially what your post is.

So eat a fat bag of dicks, Tom.

Love,
Martin.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

So eat a fat bag of dicks, Tom.

Hey, where do you buy those?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

from traklink.london@sympatico.ca

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Korean market.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Tom:

Put a quarter in ya ass 'cause you're played.

― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

google his email

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I just get a wee little bag of dicks? They could come from midgets or something.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

THE WISE OWL IS HERE TO HELP YOU

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

PICTURE THREAD!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

If this dude turns out to be legit and I fuck up my chances of making the big bucks while doing whatever crazy shit it is they will propose I do because I'm too entertained I'm blaming you guys.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wolfsurfer.com/banners/wwc-468x60-banner-4.gif
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.u2takemehigher.com/Edge/zoobaby/edgedance.jpg

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.surf4millions.com/images/pink03.gif

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

GUARANTEED to get that hit counter screaming,
smoking, burning white hot!

Hm. Someone with the ability to mass mail ought to reply to traklink.london@sympatico.ca and see how many messages it takes to plug his queue or bring down his mail server.

Just thinking aloud here.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the best thing ever is that he gets a mail every time someone replies to this thread

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ksmaui.com/images/martin.jpg

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.carbonrecords.com/bands/pengo/flyers/02_24_2001.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the best thing ever is that he gets a mail every time someone replies to this thread

Come to think of it, he actually registered and logged in, so he's probably harvesting email addresses or something while he's here. Perhaps I should change mine...

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ENFENETEE - HATE THE GAME

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

well, he won't get far with mine.

admins, can you delete this boner

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine's a dummy account. I made the mistake of using my real email when I signed up here however many years ago. The spam is only now beginning to die down.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pretenders.org/adviceto.gif

― msp, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

you can display a different email than the one your account is associated with you know

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, I know that now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.yk.rim.or.jp/~ubud/hr0817.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

why are there no get-rich schemes for people who hang around on message boards all day??? no fair!

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you can display a different email than the one your account is associated with you know

Yeah I know how to do that. Just never bothered. Spam really isn't a problem for me, and I've been using the same email on ILX the whole time I've been here.

Might be time for a change anyway. Could be fun to set up an account to use here and then monitor how much spam it gets to see how big the threat actually is.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

If street-teaming actually benefitted me monetarily, I'd do that shit.

(x-post)

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.crackedanimations.com/laser.gif

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

King Kobra, we are a professional music club, could you refrain
from the swearing, and show a little class.

Oops... sorry. I let my enthusiasm for quick $$$ override my social sensibilities. I have besmirched the good name of ILM. :(

http://www.groupuvnutz.com/photos/bodyfluid.jpg

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22We+are+looking+for+musicians+who+want+to+be+paid+to+contribute+in+a+myriad+of+ways+based+on+their+experience%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&filter=0

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

jackpot

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Strange thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if he's selling musicians into sexual slavery? "Paid in a myriad of ways" certainly has my imagination racing.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmm, "myriad of ways" seems to suggest "other than actual money".

Carpets! Front Doors! Bling!

(Actually, that seems to suggest exporting to countries with non-negociable currencies...)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ad banner upthread:
Is Your Website Hungry for Traffic?
Feed it to the Wolves!

Wtff? If someone or something is hungry, does it help to feed it to someone or something else? Worst non-sequitur ever.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.apple-juice.co.uk/Resources/wolf.jpeg

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.