So why is it called a "blow" job?

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Apologies.. but someone asked and I'm not googling for "blow job"

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

and i've just realised i'm on ILM. bollocks.

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Rent "Airplane"

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

what are we, 13?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

nearly

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a jazz thing, apparently.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

a serious answer would be good so we can let the thread die asap.

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

coltrane was adept at the circular blow job

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No, seriously, it's something to do with jazz.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ah ok. any more detail?

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

9. Do you really blow during a blow job?

No. "Jazz musicians in the 1950's referred to fellatio as 'playing the skin flute,' and that's where the term originated," says Lou Paget, author of How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure. For the record, in oral sex you move your mouth, hand, and tongue up and down the penis to create a moist, tight, vagina-like effect

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i appreciate anything with a vagina-like effect

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

superstar.

(xpost)

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and surprisingly appropriate for ILM.

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Blows jobs an integral part of giving her pleasure revelation.

― Enrique Paget (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"mouth, hand, and tongue up and down the penis "

i'm now trying to work out how you could *avoid* moving your mouth up and down without your tongue moving up and down too

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

so no one was getting blow jobs before jazz?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i wasnt - ill tell you THAT

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

and everything was in black and white.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, jazz is responsible for jazz mags and porn soundtracks.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Brian Sewell (supremely 'posh' UK art critic) says the BJ went out of fashion after the fall of Rome. Dark Ages indeed.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I own that book by Lou Paget.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I have it in the original Swahili.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

First edition.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine isn't stuck together.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Liar.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

So blowjobs were invented in the jazz age, and sexual intercourse in 1963. What on earth did people do for kicks before that?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my favorite things from any book I've ever read was that bit in Miles Davis' autobiography where he talks about sharing a cab with Charlie Parker while Bird is drinking whiskey and eating fried chicken while getting blowed by some girl, and he's all like (to Miles) "if you don't like it you can stick your head out the window!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I have broadband IN MY BEDROOM. Why would I wank over a text book?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially one with inferior pix to The Great Sex Guide by Anne Hooper?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

And less horny descriptions than Hot Sex by Tracey thingy?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

And less amusing than The Idiot's Guide To Great Sex?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And with less ass than PussyCats, Prague's fave spunkrag?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Listing the books you have wanked over isn't helping your case.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Watership Down.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

American Psycho.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The Dice Man.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oral Sex for Dummies"

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ulysses.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Calvin & Hobbes Lazy Sundays Book.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The Metaphysical Club.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Skeet

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

See Spot Run.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Perry has either left in disgust to do real work, or else passed out.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Energy Flash

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I had work to do, but so far Nickalicious is winning.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

don wins!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If you have wanked to either of these, you get a gold star.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1550225561.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0826415474.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious CANNOT win because it reminds me of the "Masturbation can damage the delicate flesh of a young man's penis" picture from the "Very Mildly Kinky Things" thread.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Vagina-like Effect" would be an outstanding band name!

― Davlo (Davlo), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"this pedal adds a nice vagina-like effect the sound of your guitar..."

― the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

For the record, in oral sex you move your mouth, hand, and tongue up and down the penis to create a moist, tight, vagina-like effect

If it weren't for ILx I wouldn't know anything. Where can I buy this book?

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac, why don't you make For the record, in oral sex you move your mouth, hand, and tongue up and down the penis to create a moist, tight, vagina-like effect your new username?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll... consider it.

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Lubricated Mouth Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact that the typeface makes the Bjork book look like it's called "Wow And Fluffer" might prompt me to knock one out

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it said "Woman Fluffer"!

― woly boly (woly boly), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Wanking to Björk would be like wanking to Hervé Villechaize. I can't even think about that. Urgh.

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

because its a lot of work!

zing-o pow!

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha the Selmasongs sound effects make David's post THAT MUCH FUNNIER!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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