is a Will Oldham cd more AUTHENTIC if beer has been spilled on it?

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And there is a resulting stain on the tray card smelling of yuppie beer?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if it's slow brewed hops-heavy Pabst.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have expected a cheap fortified wine stain for *true* authenticity....

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Saturday, 19 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i would think it would have to be either sweat, piss, jizz, or blood. or earwax in a pinch.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe the tears of a sharecropper after he's been hit over the head and had his ancient dung-encrusted overalls stolen by google-eyed beardos would be more appropriate.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 19 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent. But would we have to chain the CD to the ankle of the pantless sharecropper in order to verify the provenance of the tears?

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Saturday, 19 June 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Simply hold his arms, I'll fuck him. Fuck him with SOMEthing. The fuck. (He deserves it).

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What would Blind Boy Blind 'Fats' Bobby Gillespie do?

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, Pasbt is corporate, you sell out !! It's gotta be a micro brew such as Yuengling..

― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 20 June 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd say it would have to be Makers Mark bourbon (which was on Will's tour rider!)

― Kevin Erickson, Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a way to chart the popularity of various fluids over the years on ILX?

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Sunday, 20 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you have cum on your cd and your discman is hanging out

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 20 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretty authentic, all right....

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Sunday, 20 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a way to chart the popularity of various fluids over the years on ILX?

right now i'd say tears are pretty hot, but given attendant charges of being too "emo" i'd say jizz is making a come-back.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the best part of this thread is the Arise Therefore references!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 21 June 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I played the authenticity card when returning a friend's vinyl copy of "Singles Going Steady" I had vomited on.

― wombatX (wombatX), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

someone had some hardcore record (i think it was the last forty seconds/montcalm split LP??? i dunno) on skylab that had his semen on it. gross.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

was it band member semen

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

werent caroliner albums covered in multiple kinds of fluids? ive only heard stories.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm... my cooking stove beast LP had cat hair all over it.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

dan, buy me caroliner records cheap and send them to me.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i dyed a tshirt with bean juice

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

I played the authenticity card when returning a friend's vinyl copy of "Singles Going Steady" I had vomited on.

Still brings a smile to my lips when I (carefully) pull the record out of the rack!

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/sid=040817105921162084194139135521/g=perc/g=perc/search/bigpid/base_id/100545/

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, it says "authentic" right on the front!

― amateur!!!st, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops. Let's try that again:

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/44/443337.jpg

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The other day, I was having a Gmail conversation with a friend, who wrote: "Someone turned me off to Will Oldham (despite the fact that I had never listened to his music) by asking me why one doesn't just listen to bluegrass." (No comment, I know.)

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― morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

lolz

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

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