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― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i like franz ferdinand.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/interviews/i/iron-and-wine-02/iron-and-wine.gif

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, remember that one time Jon actually made a joke?

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.greenufos.com/web/grupos/w/oldham.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

remember when NA was jolly? Did he lose some weight or something?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck no.

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

bonnie prince beardly *groan*

― 6335, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

BEARDTRONIX

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

right beard fred

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sites.state.pa.us/PA_Exec/PGC/turkey/01survey/jpg/beard.jpg

― Butter Leather, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

devendra beardhart

― 6335, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

mountain goaties

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bucks fuzz

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hunting.bookpub.net/denfall1a.jpg

― Butter Leather, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams!!!! ROFFLE@@@@@@****#^^%^%@*@)(*)*)*ACID*&*&MOTHERS TEMPLOE )(***)(&(&#* in so not funny starved for attention borecore shockah blah blah etc

― mcd (mcd), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fannins-collectables.com/images/z_listing/zztop/sharp_dressed_man/w9576_fc-fs.jpg

― sherm, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK THA HATAZ

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Should I shave my beard? I've been having doubts lately

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dragcity.com/bands/suntanama.jpg

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's summertime.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.iisg.nl/image_sound/images/a09-363.jpg

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.clintoncommunitygarden.org/images/Bee_Beard_1.JPG

― Butter Leather, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman...."

― Vic Funk, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beardgoround.com/yellowBGR.JPG

― Butter Leather, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman...."

-- Vic Funk (nop...), June 22nd, 2004.

..fuckin' guinness book of records crowd..

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The paper in the nostrils and ear canals. Kinda takes away some of the magic for me.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-06-21%2019.00.50%20-0700/Image-8365EB75C3EF11D8.jpg

It's all BEARDS, BEERS AND BABIES `round here.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

someone post a picture of Keith Connolly (unless that was him in sexyDancer's photo).

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

beards in the summer = classid

― tricky disco, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, classic that is

― tricky disco, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

xxpost:
yup that's him. The beard is even longer now, though tamed by a braid.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Beards are the new emo glasses.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What, no Johnny Damon pic?

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mcsweetie.com/junk/we-eat-beards.gif

― WE EAT BEARDS (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

GODDAMNIT

― GODDAMNIT (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522487_hille_afp203body.jpg

― PH34R MY 1337 B34RD (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the mind boggles.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/top%20hat%20lg.JPG

― P I M P (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nces.ed.gov/nceskids/graphing/area_chart.asp?temp=7647167

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thebunnybrains.com/ilxor.htm

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thebunnybrains.com/ilxor.htm

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/4515605794085l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

HA HA

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oops..sorry..i have emo glasses and a big beard what does that make me?
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/thebunnybrains/beardglass.jpg

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, where's your hand percussion?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i lent it to devendra

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

reasons why beards are better than emo glasses:

1) girls can't have them
2) people under like ~17 can't have the,
3) you can't buy them
4) black hair dye looks stooopid with beards

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.epicurious.com/g_gourmet/g06_feature/james_beard/images/award.gif

― Butter Leather, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

1) girls can't have them

nor do they like them.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

they're too macho

― Shake Your Halo Down! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

well plus when you kiss someone with a beard you get rugburn.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i get rugburn a lot....

― Shake Your Halo Down! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

emo glasses on girls is a good thing

gears chart neglects the 1998 first wave of folktronica beard peak

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.heimsnet.is/siggimus/myndir/will_oldham.jpg

― Thor, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My gf likes my beard! She found it unsettling when I shaved it off!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

dude I'm not even start on you re: your "girlfriends" and "beards"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.weeblackskelf.co.uk/cordsuit/img/clippings/beards.jpg

(from The Corduroy Suit)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

at the devandra show the other night i had to wonder what's the female equivalent to a beard?

i think it might have to do with dressing up like tigerlily as joanna newsome did.

― sara (sara), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

hand-made skirts, i think.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the female equivalent to a beard? the female moustache, of course.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://yoitsren.com/popcd2.jpg

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i <3 http://altmusic.boom.ru/wyatt/pic_from_SHLEEP.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i fear

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fvss.de/london2003/texte/subjec2.gif

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 June 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh man, this would make a great Acid Mothers Temples album!!!!!

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Thursday, 24 June 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Hermann Nitsch isn't to be feared--but the price tags for his recordings make me tremble...for six days, non stop.

― Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

well see I'm a vegetarian and the sight of blood usually makes me dizzy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think jaymc looks better with a beard too.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lenguaensecundaria.com/resenas/images/obroth03.jpg

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.swipnet.se/sonoloco10/riley/seminar1r.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.folkofthewood.com/Images4/beardroadaphonicpegh.jpg

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mit.edu/people/ed_k/beard.jpg

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

roxymuzak: that's francis tumblety!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/55360.jpg

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.ev1.net/~kryptcom/fan/fan_aquaman_davidc.gif

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shillpages.com/dw/story/st--2u67.jpg

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dagbladet.no/nettguiden/Manson_med_gitar.gif

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lynchs.com/images/biblicalset.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/k/nicolekidman/photos/020.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.asianweek.com/2001_10_26/images/opinion_emil.jpg

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

DR. GENE SCOTT (!!!)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://yeay.suchfun.net/images/showpics/mondayshow/kaycrank.jpg

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 24 June 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

DR. GENE SCOTT (!!!)

damn straight. don't make him get out the chalkboard.

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 25 June 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I called him one time before I knew what his deal was. They were running a video of "the racehorse" for much too long. Then, they cut to a video of a girl rollerskating in a bikini. This carried on for a good fifteen minutes or so, so I decided to call his number. Surprisingly, he answered and told me that it was a religious program and to stop playing on the phones. He didn't have time for it.

I love when he breaks down the Hebrew on the whiteboard.

Have you seen "God's Angry Man?"

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 25 June 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.american-pictures.com/gallery/family-2-jacob/Jacob.Uncle.Sam-x.jpg

― Butter Leather, Friday, 25 June 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://stat-www.berkeley.edu/users/spector/beard.jpg

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

wait - are we saying that nicole kidman is a beard because tom cruise is gay?

awesome.

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

dude i watched dr gene scott last night on his f'n whiteboard. its all bullshit. i dont even think he knew what he was talking about.

not that it detracts in any way of the dopeness of his bearded likeness.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 25 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

latebloomer! I was hoping someone would recognize.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)


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