Prompted by http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=4772707#4773825:If the White Stripes gave up blues-rock for steroids, acid and death metal, they might sound something like this. [Apr 2003, p.124]
Kind of dead on, though ...
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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except that the drums would still suck
-- get a life (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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Best band evah! Bass dude from Lightning Bolt with Breast Girl from White Stripes. Oooh, mixmashsmashupfunness tonight!
-- TomB (b3acki...), June 23rd, 2004.
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TomB, I hate you.
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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Best band ever would be Brian Gibson + Hella.
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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Brian Chippendale is such a better drummer than the dude from Hella. Go back to Club Bang!
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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dean, i'm with you on this one
-- cutty (holle...), June 23rd, 2004.
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Don't get me wrong. I like Brian Chippendale but his playing style is all slop. Zach is disgustingly talented. But when I see them tonight, I'll voice your discontent, Jon.
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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björk: "pixie"
-- mookieproof (mookieproo...), June 23rd, 2004.
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zach is PRECISE PRECISION
every hit, everything, well calculated and executed
-- cutty (holle...), June 23rd, 2004.
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xpost
-- cutty (holle...), June 23rd, 2004.
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you guys are stupid
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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every hit, everything, well calculated and executed and twice as fast as BC
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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uh, no
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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also, hella sucks
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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hella is boring
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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Also Jon, don't be mad. We know that you and Brian used to eat vegan corndogs together, but this isn't about that.
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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you can't dance to hella; that's why you go to club bang
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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fuck hella
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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hella sucks
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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jon, stop being so defensive because we like a drummer better than your precious chippendale.
-- cutty (holle...), June 23rd, 2004.
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if hella were a good providence band on load
then you'd be blowing them nonstop dont deny
-- dean gulberry (dingl...), January 8th, 2004.
KEY WORD = "GOOD"
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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dude, you'd think lightning bolt is your fucking mother
-- cutty (holle...), June 23rd, 2004.
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*GOOD* being the key.
they're boring as shit live. the records don't do anything exciting for me. i'd rather listen to don caballero or the aforementioned dilute.
-- Ian Johnson (johni72...) (webmail), January 8th, 2004 6:52 PM. (orion) (link)
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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if hella were a good providence band on load
then you'd be blowing them nonstop dont deny
-- dean gulberry (dingl...), January 8th, 2004.
hella is good, but not from providence or shoving loads down your throat
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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i like wolf eyes
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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also, i haven't seen lightning bolt in 2 years
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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I think it's funny that Hella is boring live accoriding to you, but Acid Mothers Temple is not? What kind of logic is that? IS IT BECAUSE THEY'RE JAPANESE AND EXOTIC?!?!?!
-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
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don't mean to ride this derail any further, but i could watch zach hill play for HURRRS
-- cutty (holle...), June 23rd, 2004.
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no because they don't suck
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-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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I like Sunroof!
-- GET A LIFE! (Jonathan(dot)Williams@Google's_Amazing_New_Free_Email_Service(dot)com), June 23rd, 2004.
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-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.
― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)
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