Bands that are better 'in theory' than in reality

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This be a thread dedicated to the recitation of bands that you feel sound better in theory than they are when you actually listen to them. This can be due to band philosophy, their 'sound', personnel, past credentials, etc.

My winner in this category goes to Tribe Called Quest. Without a doubt, the hip-hop group I would like to like more than any other due to their general positivity, jazz samples, and low-key style, but when I listen to them I'm convinced that the concept of Tribe is much better than the reality of Tribe. Sadly, I find that their records are somewhat bland and forgettable, as opposed to, say Pharcyde, which I sort of see as their slightly more mischievous West Coast parallel.

King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

for me, most of the time....Captain Beefheart

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Faust (for me)

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, did you really just say Captain Beefheart? Are you sure you didn't mean The Faint?

Really? Captain Beefheart?

Donkey Dick, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

spacemen 3

peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Unfortunately, I would have to put Warren Zevon here too, although a few of his songs are absolutely killer.

King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll just go ahead and say Todd Rundgren.

Donkey Dick, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

all of them, duh

Sonny A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll second Beefheart. I've never heard a piece of his music that I liked as much as I should based on everything I've ever read about him. Especially with his supposed sonic proximity to Tom Waits, who is like one of my five favorite songwriters ever.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Really? Captain Beefheart?

Um, yep...I give my copy of Trout Mask a spin every now and again...I really like some of it (Frownland esp.) but I've just never been able to totally dig it (not that I dislike it, but like the thread says I like the IDEA of Beefheart more than Beefheart usually...and I do like lots of Skin Graft/US Mapley type stuff too so it's not really the skronk that throws me)....

I have never heard The Faint....they are like a new punk/gothy type thing, right?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

new order, the faint sound exactly like new order


beefheart, I could see that, I love him, but lately when I play those records, not getting as much out of them as I used to

chris besinger (chris besinger), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(side discussion: the faint aren't nearly as upbeat or insightful as New Order, and their keyboard histrionics are far more dramatic and showmanlike than the straightforward New Order keyboard passages)

King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna go with Tupac, even though Tupac wasn't a band.

Brandon Biondo (twinkiebots), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The Faint, musically, sound like Technique-era NO a fair bit, but way way more goth. Overall I wouldn't compare the two.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

it hurts to say it but: "the monks"

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Tangerine Dream

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I know this is gonna rub people the wrong way, but I think My Bloody Valentine is another one of my top picks for this field. I feel like I should love them, but I'd put them just-this-side-of-"eh". I prefer the in-many-ways comparable, but much "warmer" sounding Medicine. (who I am told, Ned hates)

King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigur Rós

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i agree with beefheart insofar as TMR and even safe as milk are concerned. i like doc at the radar station soooooo much, though. thats the first one thats really made a lot of sense to me.

peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beatles

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

GWAR

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Mogwai

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beatles

it was only time before someone said this. so, care to explain your reasoning?

King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beatles

it was only time before someone said this. so, care to explain your reasoning?

"Yeah, IN THEORY I like listening to the musical recordings of ever made by human beings in the history of all time"

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The Orb.

well, at the time anyway.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

IN THEORY the Beatles are one of the greatest bands ever omg, in reality they are merely great, therefore they are better in theory.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Shadow and RJD2

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I often wonder what The Beatles would've been like in an alternate universe where they were never so huge that they had to stop touring, Paul wasn't a controlling douchebag, John wasn't a weirdo asshole, Ringo got his props, and they didn't walk all over George's dick and let him write more of the songs.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, in theory I feel like I should hate Shadow & rjd2 (& Amon Tobin also for that matter), but hotdang if I don't love that shit.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

George "I have transcended all your worldly common desires and will spend three decades telling you about it (Except that one song an album where I remind you I was a Beatle)" Harrison was a weirdo asshole too k thankx bye

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

otm that Amon Tobin is better in reality than in theory.

astroblaster (astroblaster), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but he was my kinda weirdo asshole!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ SPOOKY HOLY SHIT

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess there are different "theories" which can be applied to Shadow/RJ

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"i've got my mind set on you" was better than any beatles song

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's weird, DJ Shadow makes me feel weird when he talks (like the way he drops the "ur" sound from the word records ['rekkids'] but no other words), like it should be all an act of ridiculous pretention (not saying it's not), but as soon as his shit comes on I have no arguments.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

He is weird though with making beats for MCs. Sometimes his productions for vocalists is fucking unbelievably badass (like Lifesavas "Emerge") and other times really bland (Latyrx "The Gathering Storm").

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"i've got my mind set on you" was better than any beatles song

that was a cover, right? I have a hard time believing George Harrison would write about how it's gonna take a lot of money to do something, because money is a transitory, relatively valueless commodity. Om...

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The entire genre of ambient drum'n'bass. How come nobody got this right?

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"i've got my mind set on you" was better than any beatles song

i'm not a big Beatles fan or anything...but C'MON!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Even before I knew they were George's songs, my favorite Beatles songs (with the exceptions of "Eleanor Rigby" and "A Day In The Life") have almost always been "Within You Without You" and "Something" and "As My Guitar Gently Weeps". But as the saying goes, I'm different.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The idea of listening to Atari Teenage Riot is actually a lot better than the experience.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"got my mind set on you" is george's "i just called to say i love you"

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

El-P. I like dirty-ass production. I like dudes-who've-obviously-done-way-too-much-LSD crazy-style rhyming. I like DIY/entrepeur shit. I like a shit ton of people on his label. But I still just can't get into his shit.

(Although I like him on that one apocalypse track at the end of Mr. Lif's album.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha I love that song but oops = OTM.

I can't say I agree with Dog Latin though.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Patti Smith.

Garibaldianne (Garibaldianne), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the kinks for me

de, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Medicine warmer than MBV? I mean, this is one of those personal-metaphor things that I probably have no right to get on anyone's case about (sorry), but in all of the traditional audio-engineering senses of that term, it is so totally totally the other way around: Medicine were at most points all about ear-laceratingly slashy treble-heavy guitars, as opposed to the sorta denser, rounder, mid-rangier hum of MBV. The original run of Medicine -- not counting that newest -- was damned frosty, in my opinion.

I feel weird posting that since (a) a certain Medicine-man reads this board, plus (b) obviously you know what you mean by "warm" and like Medicine better, which is fair and happy hallelujah. The only thing that kept me from every really loving the hell out of any whole Medicine album (and I got close with Shot Forth Self Living) was that there were always points where things lost their way a little bit, and wound up descending into an uncomfortable murk that I think was meant to be dubby but never quite got me, personally, feeling it. Also I liked it better when Brad sang (high female vox took the thin-treble quotient to almost uncomfortable levels!) and he didn't do it all so often.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

But, umm, yeah, I'll take the band-comes-in bit of "One More" and the weird Sheryl-Crow-Shoegazer riff on "Something Goes Wrong" right up there with anything MBV did.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Somebody is bound to say Broken Social Scene, so I'll throw it out there (although personally I think they are great).

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved two of their other albums but never really got into Vision Creation Newsun.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 17:00 (eleven years ago)

Should get more Boredoms soon.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 17:01 (eleven years ago)

early Boredoms perhaps (I dig 'em but don't necessarily want to listen to it - I'll take Ruins if we're talking noise-rock-with-gibberish), later Boredoms are definitely as-advertised

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 17:02 (eleven years ago)

xpost drones, bad music puts me to sleep too. It's very sad; once upon a time, bad music could be gloriously bad. "That one gets *stars* for lousiness," Lester Bangs assured his inquiring nephew. "Oh yeah? Let's play it!" No more (though suggested exceptions are welcome).

dow, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 17:02 (eleven years ago)

Game Theory

how's life, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)

not a group, but in THEORY i should probably like SOME u.k. dance music post-pump up the volume. which sounds really sad as i type that. i've tried. lord, how i've tried. i did enjoy some stuff on the faux-italo label Loading Bay. does underworld count? i loved second toughest. probably not though. how you can build an entire genre around one of my fave break beats and not make me want to listen to it...i dunno. again, maybe when i'm older...

(also, the u.k. has LOTS of theories when it comes to dance music and electronic music....and i set my sights on germany instead. or japan. or finland. or detroit.)

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)

pete bellotte still my u.k. dance hero after all these years...

(and hardly anybody loved 80's synth-pop and new wave 12 inch dance music mixes as much as me. i've been a big supporter of the region my entire life!)

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:20 (eleven years ago)

I feel you on this point

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:35 (eleven years ago)

in some cases its the nature of the faddish beast. i can play a new u.k. house track and it actually sounds like its getting old as its playing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:43 (eleven years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:48 (eleven years ago)

Oooh I was gonna chime in and say post-"Super AE" Boredoms but yeah, them, and there's been very little Kraut-inspired music in the last 20 years that's lived up to my fantasy version of modern Kraut-inspired music. Wish I felt the same way about Vision Creation Newsun as you Scott. Three drummer Boredoms was one of the most disappointing "right up my alley" shows of my life. Oneida on record is another one, those records should be magic for me but they aren't, but I love them live so much that I'll always come back.

fgti, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:51 (eleven years ago)

I saw the one of the 3 drummer shows and I liked it a lot but I haven't heard the album of it yet. They don't have nearly as big a discography as I remembered, but there's probably a zillion related bands. Are they still together? On hiatus?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:11 (eleven years ago)

You may dig Rovo. Dunno what it is about VCN you don't like but Rovo are a lot cleaner and let the grooves speak for themselves more. No vocals either if that's (not) your thing.

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:35 (eleven years ago)

a lot of those kinda UK jangly 81-85ish bands like orange juice, lloyd cole & the commotions, aztec camera etc

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:44 (eleven years ago)

those are not interesting but scottish postpunk is redeemed by the fire engines were excellent

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:48 (eleven years ago)

Oooh I was gonna chime in and say post-"Super AE" Boredoms but yeah, them, and there's been very little Kraut-inspired music in the last 20 years that's lived up to my fantasy version of modern Kraut-inspired music. Wish I felt the same way about Vision Creation Newsun as you Scott.

― fgti, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 20:51 (54 minutes ago)

this stuff was some of my favourite rock music when i was a teenager, i havent played any of it for years

i shall go back to it sometime and i suspect i might prefer the heavier, more orthodox (like accelerated amon duul / flower travelling band) super ae to the more cosmic/wacky vision creation which i marginally preferred at the time

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)

I like Boredoms vocals quite a bit. Some of the vocals in Pop Tatari are hilarious.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 22:06 (eleven years ago)

That's still my favourite over Super AE and Vision Creation Newsun

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 22:06 (eleven years ago)

How we enter into a band's "world", how we are ushered in to their soundscape and spectacle, and how we stay there, has so much to do with our ability to appreciate the way in which their "practice" incarnates whatever "theory" cues up our listening. This sounds horribly circular I'm realizing, but for lack of a better word I find that the music I am most moved by (and likely to find successful in embodying its "theory") carries not only sound but mystique . That ability to convey mystique is contingent not just on the sound, but so much else --
Including our context and our own internal factors. It's fragile, in other words, sometimes alarmingly so. For example, seeing a band live for the first time after much anticipation and previous listening can erode mystique as often as enhance it -- and I'm only talking about shows that are in all describable respects good, even great ones.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:23 (eleven years ago)

Xxxxxp's

Scott I'm moved by your poignant entreaties

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:28 (eleven years ago)

all bands are subject to a prior mystique, the mystique of bands

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)

chocolate synthesizer is probably my favorite boredoms, such a bracing record, or maybe super roots 5 but they're fantastic in all incarnations. i haven't listened to them in ages either. all of these bands are great in practice and this thread is lame yall just trippin.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)

I love Chocolate Synthesizer and Super Roots 1-6 and all noisy Boredoms

fgti, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 01:38 (eleven years ago)

not 7? aw

London's Left-Wing Utopian Non-League Ultras Are Reclaiming Football (imago), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 01:41 (eleven years ago)

lol, I would say ditto for Magma. Wire was my pick for this thread, there are certainly tunes of theirs I really like, I just like reading about them more than actually listening to them

― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Monday, January 5, 2015 10:35 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you know their read and burn / send era

― nakhchivan, Monday, January 5, 2015 10:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

important post, frogbs take note

London's Left-Wing Utopian Non-League Ultras Are Reclaiming Football (imago), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)

Most stuff mentioned is on the music aficianado side.

Critics since the 80s about finding ways to appreciate the super popular (not just any popular, a certain kind of popular), resorting to academicky theorizing. Academics sometimes in on the act. Let's go back to where that started: Madonna was better in Theory.

Vic Perry, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:15 (eleven years ago)

This whole thing is not really a concern for me. I can't think of any music I'm not particularly interested in where I think, "Yeah, but it should work in theory." I mean, obviously, there's some PART of that theory that I might admire that's not working.

timellison, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Mocedades. Promised so much, delivered so little.

Heiress Too (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:55 (eleven years ago)

Ha, thought that name rang a bell! (I Cheated)

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:32 (eleven years ago)

Also, Schmetterlinge!

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:33 (eleven years ago)

Lol (xpost) no cheating

Dedlock Holiday (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 January 2015 02:42 (eleven years ago)

I didn't get into The Jam at first when I heard a greatest hits collection, I think Snap. Interestingly they clicked when I heard the full albums.

Game Theory were a bit off when I heard them, but I kept listening thru college. Then I lost my tapes and the albums were out of print for a few decades and they really got under my skin. I obsessively tracked down FLACs of everything last year, just before the official reissues started rolling out, ha ha. Hearing the first album and early EPs for the first time, they sound off.

Beach Boys and post-Barrett Pink Floyd used to be big ones for me but I sorta came around. 00s Dylan albums come to mind.

Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 8 January 2015 14:47 (eleven years ago)

Every Who album after A Quick One.

Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 8 January 2015 14:49 (eleven years ago)

Theory of a Deadman

how's life, Thursday, 8 January 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)

Every Who album after A Quick One.

― Fastnbulbous, Thursday, January 8, 2015 9:49 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually I think the labored "theories" behind the albums paled in comparison to the music, which was generally excellent.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 8 January 2015 15:07 (eleven years ago)

ctrl+s "British Sea Power"

Ah ok, they've been mentioned already. I love everything about them except for just about everything I've heard

Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

ctrl+f, I mean

Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

sometimes i kinda wish i had saved all the promo e-mails and one sheets that tried to connect ten different genres and sub-genres and groups to one shitty indie rock band. such delusions.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:01 (eleven years ago)

I think the first British Sea Power album was amazing. The other two I've heard were okay but something seemed missing.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:59 (eleven years ago)

This is Dead Can Dance for me. I own almost all of their stuff but I can't seem to get through more than a few songs at a time. Individual tracks see great but whole albums are tiresome for me.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Friday, 9 January 2015 00:19 (eleven years ago)

Critics since the 80s about finding ways to appreciate the super popular (not just any popular, a certain kind of popular), resorting to academicky theorizing. Academics sometimes in on the act. Let's go back to where that started: Madonna was better in Theory.

P. sure any theory behind Madonna is even worse than her music.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:12 (eleven years ago)

i have that book of madonna theory. have never read it though.

scott seward, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)

not this one:

http://www.amazon.com/Madonna-Me-Women-Writers-Queen/dp/1593764294

scott seward, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)

can't remember the title right now...

scott seward, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)

Beach Boys and post-Barrett Pink Floyd used to be big ones for me but I sorta came around. 00s Dylan albums come to mind.

I feel the same way about '00s Dylan, and I'd also add '00s Leonard Cohen and '00s Nick Lowe. I like the idea of rockstars 'aging gracefully' and staying relevant 40-50 years into their careers, but for me none of these guys embody that ideal, and their critical acclaims just heightens my disappointment. I'd much rather listen to '00s Scott Walker or Marianne Faithfull or Tom Zé.

(sorry, this is just how I feel)

please login or register if you are (unregistered), Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

*acclaim

please login or register if you are (unregistered), Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

New York Dolls

paolo, Friday, 13 February 2015 18:40 (eleven years ago)

No

everything, Friday, 13 February 2015 18:48 (eleven years ago)

their albums are actually better than they needed to be! i mean, they could have been as bad as Kiss albums or something. actually, Kiss still rule this thread.

scott seward, Friday, 13 February 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

The Clash

paolo, Friday, 12 June 2015 22:31 (ten years ago)


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