I feel sorry for the lot of you who took the time out of your lives to try to hurt my feelings. This was an obvious JOKE, or I thought it was. Not surprising that some dolt from pitchforkmedia would miss the point (they always do).
However, there were some people who realized it was self-mockery (I think)... then, there were those who actually felt the need to point out my (obviously intentional, I thought) hypocritical finger pointing.
How one could be confused by such a blatantly idiotic post is beyond me. A diatribe that makes no sense and contradicts itself?!
And, I'll agree with Dan, by the way, about Terry Pratchet. I think the douche who "read that survey a couple weeks ago" and "got confused because he read two books at the same time" is full of shit: a total fake who can use a search engine really quickly. "I know everything so well, I get ideas that are completely dissimilar mixed up!" What a moron. It's hard for me to believe this guy is going for his master's.
Have a good one, ya shmucks! Let's see a bunch of people who "don't care" respond to this thread, too. A-fucking-duy already, people!
― John Yonderboy, Thursday, 22 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
See, now I *know* it's Gondola Bob.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Dude, Ned, you killjoy, every time you refer to his 'real' identity,
he stops posting in the thread. How many times do I have to tell you
to stop doing it? You're ruining all my fuuuuuun.
― Ally, Thursday, 22 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Sorry about that, darlin'. But it's the easiest way to make fun. ;-)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Unfortunately, I have no idea who Gondola Bob is, though I'm sure it's
supposed to be offensive. So, I guess the sting of that jibe is kind of
lost on me. So solly.
― john yonderboy, Friday, 23 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Which of course means you ARE him, because that's exactly the sort of
thing he'd say.
― Ally, Friday, 23 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
How could it be Gondola Bob? He hasn't said anything about "good songwriting" yet, has he?
― Josh, Friday, 23 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Hmm...perhaps he finally learned the virtues of relative subtlety.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Oh, Josh, now you're just as big a Killjoy as Ned. *cries*
― Ally, Friday, 23 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
one year passes...
Ned, at first I thought you'd written:
of all the ways to revive "this" thread
and I was certain that you had captured the all-time
superfluous-quotation-marks CROWN
― John Darnielle, Saturday, 20 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)