would you do amy whitehouse?

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i know she's pretty rough, but there's something about those big lips. same concept as recieving a blow job from pete burns, i mean you would wouldn't ya?

― danny sabre, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

And I thought this was c-man.

Why do people post these threads without pictures, anyhow?

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I would.

― Phil Jupitus (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

1) Who is she?

2) This is plagiarism

3) This confuses me as when I read the title I thought I was going mad. I didn't post this did I?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha "Amy Whitehouse" - it's bootleg GOLD

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

serious answers only please. c-man, you seen emmanuelle?

― danny sabre, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

would you do paul whitehouse?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

would you behold a pale horse? (and then do it?)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this, this morning, as "Would you do any Whitehouse?" as in the 'extreme' punk/industrial/TG type confrontation ok you know who I mean by now type band?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I have seen Emmanuelle and Sylvia Kristel is HOT HOT HOT. The second one is better though. She has a hot enocunter with a Thai massage parlour in that.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

enocunter?!

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

how about Mary Whitehouse? what a honey.

― coco, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I saw that one. xpst

Does anybody else remember the bit that was on "TV addicts" where Sylvia Krystel won a beauty contest hosted by Rolf Harris and Peter Wyngarde and the prize was a movie role"? Weirdest TV ever.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this, this morning, as "Would you do any Whitehouse?" as in the 'extreme' punk/industrial/TG type confrontation ok you know who I mean by now type band?

See my reply upthread...

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the real question here is: would you do amy winehouse in a banana suit (her or you, doesn't matter)?

― Knuckles the Dog (Knuckles), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I figured it meant whitehouse as in "i'm coming up your ass", and amy was a misspelling of "any". I've never heard of amy whitehouse.

the best thing on this thread = "phil jupituss" email address

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

would anyone go any further than recieving a blowjob from ol' petey burns then (and don't lie, you know those lips are irresistable)?

― danny sabre, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your new wife is amazing!"
"Her lips are like nightcrawlers!"

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the title should refer to Amy Winehouse?

a parody of a c-man question, nominations just in:

Mercury Prize Perv Competition 2004

A: Do you fancy a posh 17 year old teenage girl i.e Joss Stone

B: Do you fancy a big pair of lips to suck you off i.e Amy Winehouse

C: Do you fancy a big breasted 20something indie chick i.e that woman from B & S

D: Do you fancy a stylish black 20something lady i.e Jamelia

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

answer the question c-man !

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha... Jentina should be on that list somewhere

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

OH HELL NO, YOU NASTY MATHAFAKA!

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 22 July 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

roffle

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Martian on fire up there.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

noize boyz thread... would you do any whitehouse?

― george bob (george bob), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

*scrolls up and down thread*

*escapes*

― george bob (george bob), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

now we're reviving fake-calum threads?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

i prefer amy winehouse

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

the best thing on this thread = "phil jupituss" email address

Backed.

― Hell Hath No Furry (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

now we're reviving fake-calum threads?

for you to post on?

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

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