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100 songs about self abuse

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100. "I touch myself" - the Divinyls
99. "Oops (Oh My)" - Tweet
98. "Liqid Dreams" - O-Town

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

97. "Turning Japanese" - The Vapors

― Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, is this really "abuse" or is it this thread?
songs about masturbation

― wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

96. "Visions of Johanna" - Bob Dylan

― Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, didn't see that other thread

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

on the other hand, they may not have reached 100 in the other thread...

― wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

other "hand", get it?

sorry.

― wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

L. O. Fucking. L. (Internet equivelent of slow hand clap)

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

A gem by Sebadoh, forgot the title:
"When I'm alone I play with my bone / I take it out when nobody's home."

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

fauves - self abuser

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"And when I touch you I feel happy inside,
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide."

― omg, Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That's SPOUSAL abuse

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless, of course, John Lennon is singing to his wang (as opposed to FROM it as he does typically)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I Want To Hold Your Hand qualifies. But then again, maybe it does in the longer term, though.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

cyndi lauper - she bop
the darkness - holding my own

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

flaming lips - she don't use jelly

― Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

wooden (tears streeming down face) yau ma heyo main!

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 22 July 2004 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Tori Amos - Icicle

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 22 July 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Beautiful South-Tonight I Fancy Myself

― Knuckles the Dog (Knuckles), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, we put an album of these together once ...

let me think

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling
New Order - Perfect Kiss
Younger Younger 28s - Valerie

― coco, Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

flaming lips - she don't use jelly
-- Symplistic (shmuel...), July 22nd, 2004.

I thought that was about toast?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, toast. delicious toast with no jelly.

― Knuckles the Dog (Knuckles), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hefner - "Hello Kitten" : "I'm gonna make myself go blind tonight..."

― Softly Weeping at the Oki Dog (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Fleetwood Mac - "Rattlesnake Shake"

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Orgasm Addict," Buzzcocks.

― Slim Pickens, Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I never thought "The Perfect Kiss" was entirely about masturbation at all until I found out that the working title was "My Cock is as Big as the M1". Hahaha, so ace, Barney!

― Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 23 July 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely ILM has pumped this subject dry, massaged and caressed the shaft of its knowledge extensively and squeezed every last drop from this topic already?

― Bumfluff, Friday, 23 July 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wonder Annual

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 July 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The Who "Pictures of Lily"

Lots of Costes songs

― Brian Turner (btwfmu), Friday, 23 July 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

flaming lips - she don't use jelly
-- Symplistic (shmuel...), July 22nd, 2004.
I thought that was about toast?

It's about not using magazines, vaseline, or jelly. The meaning is obvious.

― Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, 23 July 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wire - Start to Move
Modern Lovers - Astral Plane
Everly Brothers - All I Have to do is Dream

― Dr Benway (dr benway), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

JC Chasez - "Come to Me"

― Lesley, Friday, 23 July 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)


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