Quantifying Everything in the Universe Based on its Relationship to the Postal Service, C or D?

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Definitely classic. Easy AND Fun.

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I like Reese's peanut butter cups MUCH MORE than the Postal Service.

I like being stuck in rush hour traffic MUCH LESS than the Postal Service.

I like the Junior Boys CONSIDERABLY LESS than the Postal Service.

I like Carmello Anthony A GOOD BIT MORE than the Postal Service.

You try!

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what if you don't rate the postal service? based on a vague memory from a cdr. might have been dntel (sp?).

― youn, Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Postal Service? What was wrong with using a breadbox?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I like a tin of cinnamon Altoids EXACTLY AS MUCH as the Postal Service.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of liked how one recent thread title started with "I don't like Franz Ferdinand, but..." It seemed sort of random. It made me think all thread titles should start with "I don't like [band], but..." or maybe even always use Franz Ferdinand. Or the Postal Service.

i don't like franz ferdinand but what's some good 'dance-rock'?

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, I just had some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

And I like them better than the Postal Service.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the holocaust quit a bit more than the Postal Service.

― David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

On the other hand, I'd rather listen to the Postal Service for forty minutes straight than eat reeses cups for 40 minutes straight.

― djdee2005, Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I like being savagely raped via the nose CONSIDERABLY MORE than the Postal Service.

I like butane squirted in my eye IMMENSELY MORE than the Postal Service.

I enjoy a sharp pencil jabbed into my ear AS A REMEDY for the Postal Service.

― Crunk with Christ, Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this thread considerably less than I enjoy the Postal Service.

(Incidentally, someone help a newbie out here. Why the hate for this band? I heard them in a record shop and bought their album knowing nothing about their "indie-supergroup" status. Hell, I didn't hear a Death Cab song until months later...)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The hate is probably based on the fact that they all know about their "indie-supergroup" status and are offended that people who don't know about their "indie-supergroup" status are buying it despite them all considering it mediocre.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

in other words, corny indie (or recovering-indie) fuxx.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Postal Service CONSIDERALY MORE than George W. Bush
I like Postal Service SOMEWHAT LESS than John Kerry
I like Postal Service ABOUT THE SAME as Ralph Nader

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

But the Postal Service are the corniest, indiest, fuxxiest band around!

― David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ok then, FINE, i like them A LITTLE MORE than Ralph Nader.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

http://u-blog.net/melfrid/img/Erwin_Wurm_one_minut_sculpture_1997_1999.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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