Listen, Debord, here's how you do it.
Hi. MY name is Lynskey. I'm a hot rockin' dude from mad-ole' the North of the England and I make happy music for kids in shirts.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/lynskey/myep.jpg
THAT'S MY MINI-ALBUM! I MADE THAT! ME! It's like any other Mini Album you'd get from say, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Bangles or Phil cocking Collins except I did it all. NO COLLINS HERE!
You can buy it in a virtual shop! Just like in that film where Jude Law is a robot and stuff.
http://www.simbioticstore.com/valentine/
PLEASE BUY IT! MY DOG NEEDS CORN!
But don't listen to me! Listen to the words of premier entertainment nub City Life magazine:-
"Lynskey creates a floating electronic pop that sounds machine made, but at the same time beautifully organic. They define it as "spacefolk" on the outstanding title track, and who are we to argue?"
HOW GOOD IS THAT? I bet Fred Durst hasn't been called "beautifully organic"! "Hi, Fred, you're looking beautifully organic today"
Fred - "SECURITY!"
Oh yes oh yes and I play live too with two of my bestest friends in the whole wide world. I play the guitar (mine is white), Jim plays his bass and Robin plays all these wierd boxes with lights on them and shit that go "FFFFNEEEERRRRRRRRR!!" and stuff it's dead mad. We might be playing live soon, check out my tasteful-yet-content-light website:-
http://www.thedatastream.net/
I'd say you could listen to some mp3's there - but the hosting is utter pigshite and it crashes peoples browsers when we try and do it.
If you desperate - get out your guitar or a keyboard or whatever and play :-
Dm / / / Bb / / A /
at about 100bpm and sing a really nice sounding string part over the top. That's pretty much the gyst of it (save for the electronic voice that's narrating this strange story over the top - it's dead wierd and cool and shit and things)
YAY! Yay for ME!
Hope this has been some help, Debord
― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)
Knowing one or two of the people who play in Warlords of Pez, I have to say that I reckon it's fairly unlikely that any of them would bother coming on the modern internet and pretending to be an unaffiliated but interested punter in order to plug the band. They (a) probably don't give a shit if anyone turns up or not, and (b) are fully aware of how lame this would be.
― Graeme (Graeme), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)
I am a bit amazed that you think it's my band really. And you've kind of shown yourselves to be a bit stupid with your "this is how you do it" shit. Ha ha.
I am quite definately going to go now.
― Debord (Debord), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)