Who would win in a fight between Beck, Liam Gallagher and a pit bull dog?

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I'm going with Liam because he's pretty damn hard.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless Pashmina was around cos he's rock!

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Gallagher's all mouth and bouncers.

If the dog farted then Beck would tumble.

My money's on the pooch.

― Terry McCann, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha! Another home run from the C-Man!!!!

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I picture Beck and the dog curling up in the corner for a nap. Liam starts ranting incoherently. Dog gets sick of said ranting and kills the wandering Brit. Then walks back to the corner, circles three times in front of Beck, and goes back to spooning sleep.

Beck + Dog over Liam.

― Mike Salmo (salmo), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

heres how it goes. liam shouts at the pitbull or tries to fight it or does soemthing similarly manly. so the dog bites him in the throat. exit gallager. then beck soothes the agnry dog by making the crocodile dundee satan sign that he knows well because he has seen that movi a milion times because he likes cowboy hats so much. so the pit bull is at becks command. but beck is too soft to snap the dogs neck so he maeks the sign over and over again until he starves. him or the dog. i think beck goes down first coz hes skinny. so the pitbull wins by tko.

― :|, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you guys insinuating that Liam aint hard?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Liam's about as hard as a flaccid severed cock floating in a bowl of jello.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he looks pretty tough.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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