100 great songs about naughty bits

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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

― Penis In Furs, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

2. Sheena Easton 'Sugar Walls'

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

chuck berry - my dingaling

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

AC/DC "Big Balls"!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ween "Flies On My Dick"
Ween "Waving My Dick In the Wind"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

7. Momus - The Penis Song

Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome
Once gave a lecture he entitled 'Everything I know'
Taking the title literally, he spoke four years or so
And I intend to do the same, so make yourself at home
(Pull up a chair, smoke a cigar or something)
Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognise my penis now before my face

― Penis In Furs, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

But don't take it out in public or they'll put in the dock
And you won't come back.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiss - Love Gun

― rentboy (rentboy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

10. Dr Octagon - 'A Visit To The Gynaecologist'

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pink Thing" by XTC
"My Weapon" by XTC
"My Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sheena's been done (in), Alex.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry.

I've heard someone say that "Little Red Corvette" by Prince is about someone's vagina, but I remain unconvinced. I prefer to think of it as an analogy for the young lady as a whole and not something so anatomically specific.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Detachable Penis" by King Missile

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Slave to My Dick" by the Subhumans

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

― rentboy (rentboy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pussy Walk" by Iggy Pop
"Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?" by the Cramps

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"They Saved Hitler's Cock" by the Angry Samoans

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

squarepusher: "my red hot car"

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you could have a steam train
if you'd just lay down your tracks
you could have an aeroplane flying
if you bring your blue sky back

all you do is call me
I'll be anything you need

you could have a big dipper
going up and down, all around the bends
you could have a bumper car, bumping
this amusement never ends

I want to be your sledgehammer
why don't you call my name
oh let me be your sledgehammer
this will be my testimony

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

show me round your fruitcage
'cos I will be your honey bee
open up your fruitcage
where the fruit is as sweet as can be

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Risque Rhythm: Nasty 50s R&B

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Fred Schneider - Monster

― briania (briania), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Keep On Churnin' `Til the Butter Comes" by Wynonie Harris.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

madonna - where life begins

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

bruce springsteen - pink cadillac

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, and by the way, alex totally wins with wynonie harris.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

24. "Hurricane Fighter Plane" - the Red Krayola

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

25. PJ Harvey -- Rub Til It Bleeds

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 29 July 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

more Cramps - 'hot pearl snatch'

― bham, Thursday, 29 July 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

rev horton heat "red rocket of love"

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 29 July 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Grace Slick / Paul Kantner / David Freiberg, "Across the Board":

Seven inches of pleasure
Seven inches going on, and
Somebody must have measured
All the way down the old bone.

― Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

word has it that "My Weapon" is actually about farting in bed.

― kwhitehead (stephen schmidt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Genitalia of A Fool"-Cornell Hurd Band

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Love Muff"-Nig Heist!

― frankie teardrop, Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Big 10 Inch" - Aerosmith (and whatever old blues guy they are covering)

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Touch My Tooter" by Ween

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Big 10 Inch" - Aerosmith (and whatever old blues guy they are covering)

bullmoose jackson

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

junior walker and the allstars - do you see my love (for you growing)

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

pansy division - horny in the morning

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The Stranglers - "Bring on the Nubiles"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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