What once lived only in dreams.
― matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)
i like the way he says "are you shu-hure...?"
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― alan r. banana (alanbanana), Friday, 30 July 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 30 July 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 30 July 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 31 July 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)
About 12 years ago, I was in high school and looking for my first job. I went to a "group interview" at a vacuum cleaner sales place, which of course was shady from the start, but I was 14 and thought I needed a job.
I showed up and joined 10 or 15 other people for what turned out to be a 45 minute sales pitch for these garbage vacuum cleaners followed by a 15 minute career advice video starring William Shatner on horseback. He rode up to a crossroads in the country and told me that if I went to college my life would be wasted and that vacuum cleaner sales was the true path to success and fulfillment.
After that was a coffee break, during which I and just about everybody else snuck off horrified. The salesman called me the next day to offer me the job and even kind of begged me to take it when I obviously refused.
― Shat Myself, Saturday, 31 July 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 31 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 31 July 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 31 July 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 31 July 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 July 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 31 July 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)
:-(
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 July 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)
Adam, the thing about Shatner is, even though he's parodying himself, I've never been sure that he really understands why he's funny. I think he's just playing along which is charming.
I just feel like we shouldn't allow him the honor of being so spontaneously funny. I don't know why I have such Shatner issues, I just don't think he deserves it.
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Saturday, 31 July 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)
http://pbatey.tripod.com/william5.jpg
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Saturday, 31 July 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 31 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)
what a fucking joke
― amateur!!st, Friday, 26 November 2004 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 November 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 26 November 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― spock, Friday, 26 November 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 26 November 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 26 November 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)
The most naive thing said on this forum... though the '90s results certainly prove me wrong.
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 26 November 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)
Shatner is great, Has Been is in my top 5 albums of the year.
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 26 November 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 26 November 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― amateur!!st, Friday, 26 November 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 26 November 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― Harry Klamm, Friday, 26 November 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)
For the space hippies on the "Way to Eden" episode of Star Trek: The Original Series it was Mr. Spock to whom they said "we grok," or more precisely: "we reach, brother." If I'm not mistaken Mr. Spock also had a cutting contest on space-lyre with their leading axeman.
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 26 November 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― George Smith, Friday, 26 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 27 November 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)
Bill's cover of Mr Tambourine Man is a current favourite.
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 28 February 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 28 February 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)
I saw a good Shatner episode of the Twilight Zone, he was wigging out on a plane.
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 28 February 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― msp (msp), Monday, 28 February 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 28 February 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)
Nimoy's version of "The Hitchhiker" is also great. "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" should've been in LotR *somewhere*.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 28 February 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.agonybooth.com/impulse/pinky_suck.jpg
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)
Content of Esperanto lesson:"Mi deziras vin."
― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 28 February 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)
The orign. version of Rocket Man
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)
Hey a video (kinda):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
this is 1 of my fav songs of all time
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 13:44 (nine years ago)
homepage.mac.com
― How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 13:45 (nine years ago)
Yeah the whole album is amazing. I still dig out 'It Hasn't Happened Yet' every year at Christmas
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)
'That's Me Trying' gets me every time, Nick Hornby lyrics and all.
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)
yep, a real tearjerker. The Rollins duet is hilarious too
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:18 (nine years ago)
Oh yeah, That's Me Trying stops me in my tracks every time I hear it. It's ridiculously moving. It Hasn't Happened Yet, Common People and I Can't Get Behind That are the only other ones I've kept from this album.
― Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)
the only good 4.40 of music (not bad)
― mark s, Friday, 21 February 2020 14:11 (six years ago)
mark are u ok
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:12 (six years ago)
i think those of you who like this record are shamming― amateur!!st, Friday, 26 November 2004 20:11 (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
^^^doesn't get it and looks foolish as a consequence
― mark s, Friday, 21 February 2020 14:13 (six years ago)
Still hate this intensely.
― 🚶♂️💨 (Eric H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:14 (six years ago)
Still like this (and most of this album) a lot.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:18 (six years ago)
can't believe we're celebrating the music of a wife-murderer itt, smdh
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:19 (six years ago)
Haven’t listened to this in too long. Will correct today
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 February 2020 14:20 (six years ago)
same
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:21 (six years ago)
This isn't even the best 4:40 cover version of a song by a UK pop artist beginning with P (that would be Rent by Carter USM).
― Paperbag raita (ledge), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:23 (six years ago)
I'd forgotten the choir!!
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:23 (six years ago)
"That's Me Trying" renders Bojack Horseman redundant.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:35 (six years ago)
that section of love songs is a real drag but I almost laughed aloud at my desk at Shatner and Rollins' unison screaming
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:58 (six years ago)
"The leaf blowers!!!!"
― Jeff W, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:52 (six years ago)
WTF I just heard this!! So good!
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:29 (four years ago)
The rest of the album is better
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 15 May 2021 23:24 (four years ago)
I maintain that Has Been is the best album of 2004 or whatever year it came out. I listen to it on the reg even today
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 16 May 2021 10:54 (four years ago)
this cover fucking rules
― trm (tombotomod), Friday, 10 October 2025 01:12 (five months ago)
Not news but just to emphasize
― trm (tombotomod), Friday, 10 October 2025 01:13 (five months ago)
Whole of the Has Been album has no right, and at the same time every right, to be as good as it is
― Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Friday, 10 October 2025 01:47 (five months ago)
speaking of albums released between 1994 and 2004, have you ever come around on LFO’s “Advance”
― trm (tombotomod), Friday, 10 October 2025 01:50 (five months ago)
whoa, that's well remembered. I'll give it a re-listen at the gym now
― Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Friday, 10 October 2025 12:09 (five months ago)
Hold on wait, and sorry for derailing - why does "Goodnight Vienna" sound so familiar? Is it a Playstation start up logo?
― Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Friday, 10 October 2025 12:29 (five months ago)
ohhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8iWcVVqWuU
― Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Friday, 10 October 2025 12:36 (five months ago)
Took me longer than I'd care to admit to realize Joe Jackson was doing the singing part of CP.
― Seductive Barrytown (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 October 2025 12:40 (five months ago)
was listening to Neil Hamburger's Still Dwelling album recently and was marveling at how it was better than all the stuff it was parodying, but alas I forgot about Shatner's Has Been
― frogbs, Saturday, 11 October 2025 15:49 (five months ago)
On his fan FB page, someone AI edited a photo of his parents into a b&w LA "movie stars at the beach" type photo. He was absolutely furious...
― Mark G, Monday, 13 October 2025 06:33 (five months ago)
Is his facebook not run by the AI enthusiast who ran (or may still run) his twitter, then?
― fall of the house of urrsher (sic), Monday, 13 October 2025 15:57 (five months ago)