Worst pornography backing music ever.

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You know those really bad foreign satellite channels that are just adverts for premium rate phone numbers? I have it on in the background as we speak, because it's kinda like listening to local radio. As underdressed anameic Greek and German women with no hope or future pretend to be sexuall interested in each other, so far their gropings have been accompanied by "Sleeping Satellites", "It Ain't Over Til It's Over", and, my favourite, Charles and Eddy's awesome "Would I Lie To You?". It has rendered everything happening even less erotic than it was in the first place.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 31 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Palmer- She Makes My Day as a Courtney circa 97 lookalike engages in analingus with a redhead. I think Bob would have approved, the dead twat.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 31 July 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Joe Cocker- Feels Like Forever.

Is this what having VH1 feels like? Joe's soundtracking... something to do with a bathroom, and a woman who appears to have a tattoo of a urinating schoolboy.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 31 July 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I might actually watch VH1 if it was like that.

What country is this stuff being made in that porn producers can either afford the rights to these songs, or not have to bother to get the rights to these songs?

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 31 July 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

let me know when they get to Michael Bolton

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 August 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember seeing a clip years and years ago of a guy getting a blowjob while the soundtrack played some kinda generic marching music, halfway between Sousa and a Salvation Army band. Oh, and the guy was dressed like Santa Claus, complete with fake beard. No idea what the hell THAT was all about.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 1 August 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It was about love

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 August 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember seeing some godawful porn nightmare one night and I'm fairly certain the backing music was the more sinister bits of Ennio Morricone's soundtrack to The Thing, looped over and over again.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 1 August 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

This channel sounds awesome!

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i dialed a 1-900 # at random as a kid, the intro music turned out to be dead can dance, 'the ubiquitous mr. lovegrove'!

― g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 1 August 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Bis would be the worst porny soundtrack ever, but that's just me.

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Sunday, 1 August 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men- One Sweet Day as lapdance music. Your stripper is, according to an onscreen factoid, from Perugia.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Song: The Bangles- Eternal Flame.

Activity: Breast play.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Elevator jazz version of "I Just Called To Say I Love You". This may be some clever sort of musical fallacy, as a woman appears to be walking to someone's house in this segment, perhaps to call on them and say I love you.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Travis- Sing.

That... that doesn't even make any sense.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Celine Dion- Make You Happy

Firstly: this song is awful. Secondly: 50s retro style should not be attempted by anyone being forcefully penetrated on a satellite TV channel.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This vignette has a "plot". A business woman is getting herself off in her hotel room whilst looking through a portfolio of male hunxxors, then the bellboy (I assume, he isn't wearing an uniform and looks like the greaser from Saved By The Bell: The New Class) turns up and satisfies her lust. The backing is obvious: Sting- Why Should I Cry For You?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Beethoven's 5th.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, they seem to have gotten a job lot of Celine Dion licesnces, as this is "Declaration of Love", and the ladies on screen are certainly declaring their love with what I believe is known as "scissor action".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you watch a lot of porn, dude

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't watch enough.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't saying that as a critique, though. Just on observation.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anybody know if "Birdland" has been used yet?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Song: The Bangles- Eternal Flame.

Activity: Breast play.

I cringe, yet I am also somewhat enticed.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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