This nutty, crazy fecker captures you and holds you at gun point all the way to an Elton John concert where he then proceeds to pay you in and hold you at the front row whispering "you WILL like it".

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I give him two songs in. "Your Song" might make me flip.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd probably have fun if I were with the right people...

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You've got a gun against your ballsack.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

elton john is good, dude

― jess, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends entirely on the set-list.

If he was doing a Greatest Hits type thing, in chronological order, I think there's a good chance that I'd be able to make it through to the first interval, as long as Kiki Dee didn't show up.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man just constantly gets stuff wrong doesn't he?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

As long as he wasn't doing any duets with George Michael, I think I could handle it.

― Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Inbetweener"

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No problems, I'm very fond of Tiny Dancer (and was before Almost Famous).

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

U guys have just proven that ILX is the gayest forum ever.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man, its hardly HOUSE MUSIC.

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Glad To Be The Gayest Forum Ever

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Anal Cunt lyrics in 5... 4..

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Crocodile Rock. And I would not "beat him up", he would die.

― Mike Salmo (salmo), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth, I just saw the gayest guy on Earth.. etc.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I say leave elton alone, as long as he sticks with the olsky wolsky aint nothin to it.

― Lukey G, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

U guys have just proven that ILX is the gayest forum ever.

oh THAT'S why you can't stay away

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously C go do something indie, fantasise about a chick beating you up or something

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I could sit through any two of "Island Girl", "Blue Eyes" or "Candle In The Wind", but surely not all three.

Anything else I have no problem with!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX in "not really indie" shocker. You guys all suck dead hyena farts.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX in "not really indie" shocker

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum you're not even a good parody anymore.

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine being in a bar, in an argument, and the guy says, "you suck dead hyena farts," and people around you look at him like, "jesus h," and then you just go back to your beer.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing is when he lets his PARODY SHIELD down he's even worse/dumber

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

can't you people just leave the guy alone? there are three active threads which are just pathetic insult trading now - lots of people have fed this troll in the past including myself but ffs is this still going to be happening another year from now? IGNORE

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I do! But once it's past 20 answers and on top of the page what diff does it make?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm envisioning a Davis/Stipe duet.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

don't understand premise.

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is the nutty crazy fecker of the title Nutty Nigel?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

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