Strokes in DVD p0rn scandal!

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Strokes fan club members are getting DVDs in the mail this month - the disc is supposed to be a tour documentary, but apparently some fans accidentally received a "soft-core gay porn video" instead.

So I ask... how can they tell the difference!

(I'm here all week, folks.)

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

no that's a valid observation after all their "we're not afraid to kiss each other *GASP!*" crap. maybe they're trying to remind some people why they gave a shit in the first place.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello Everyone -
I wish I was writing you guys an email with some happier subject matter, but I regret to inform that due to an error at the packaging plant, several Alone, Together members might have received an unauthorized DVD in the mail. We apologize for this inconvenience.

Neither the band, the band's management, fan club representatives or staff had any foreknowledge of the substitution of the DVD, the DVD's content or the error in packaging. At this time our lawyers are looking into the matter.

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OH IT'S NO "INCONVENIENCE" MATT!

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I haven't received mine yet.

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst attempt to drum up interest again ever. Might as well call the third album Renaissance and go new romantic.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What a fucking plea.

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Julian said, "Oh, you're not the regular cabana boy..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Strokes fans are alone, together? that's so sweet/sad.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm picturing the Strokes' lawyers:

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/shattered2.JPG

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

that pic is hilarious and i don't know why

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like a genetic hyrbrid of Stewart Copeland and Ryan Phillipe (sp?).

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'll be representing the Stroookes in this matter..."
http://it.stlawu.edu/~tatkin59/images/Male%20model.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear! so quick with the beefcake.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That guy looks vaguely Stamos.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Stamos/Casablancas slash is a horrifying concept.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's play Full House, Julian..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a tendency to refer to people's genitalia as the person's last name. Harrison's Ford. Ryan's Phillippe. John's Stamos. Shania's Twain.

This works amazingly well for the Strokes.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

George's Bush

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned's Raggett

― Magic City (ano ano), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

CeCe's Peniston

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear's !

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned's Raggett

Good lord.

In the meantime, CeCe's admission of his habit raises questions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete's Dragon

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you very much, now that whole movie is revisited as a sign of a young boy wandering the woods who talks to his penis, which disappears whenever other people are around. But then an old man sees the penis and runs screaming, a scheming carnival guy talks about chopping it up for money, and a teacher denies its existence until it busts a hole in the school wall.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Alfred's Hitchcock

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Flavor's Flav

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ANDY'S DICK!!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

a teacher denies its existence until it busts a hole in the school wall

I had a similar experience in middle school with Kool-Aid Man.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Kool-Aid's Man

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

In the meantime, CeCe's admission of his habit raises questions.

"questions"

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Dizzee's Rascal

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike's skinner
Axl's rose
Ringo's starr

― common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

morris's pavilion

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Albert Hammond's Junior?

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Carter History's Greatest Monster

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck's D.
Mike's D.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Damo's Suzuki

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ad's Rock.
Kid's Rock.
The's Rock.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin's Mushrush

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw that one coming. It was just a matter of time.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim's Belushi

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim's Deal

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You're lucky I don't know your real last name Roxy.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dean's Ween.
Gene's Ween.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephen's Fry
Hugh's Laurie

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

David's Hyde-Pierce!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Black's Francis

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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Big Jim's Dandy

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter's Tork

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

John's Bonham
Bob's Mould
Roger's Daltrey

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Friday, 6 August 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

must....resist....I....shall...not.......posttttt.....again

wtf

richard's fearless
boo's radley

and most of all, gary's nu man

― randy mamola, Friday, 6 August 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ry's Cooder

Best. one. yet.

― Harold Media (kenan), Friday, 6 August 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Tabitha's Soren
Kurt's Loder
Gideon's Yago
SuChin's Pak

Martha's Quinn
J.J.'s Johnson
Nina's Blackwood
Mark's Goodman
Alan's Hunter (five for five!)

Jann's Wenner

― D.J. Anderson, Friday, 6 August 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OMFG FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS:

Andy's Cox
David's Steele
Roland's Gift

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 6 August 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Roland's Gift
Tell me this is not a great name for an electro-pop group.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 6 August 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin's Newman
Bruce's Gilbert
Graham's Lewis
Robert's Gotobed

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

come on baby bite my wire

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephen's Street
William's Orbit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony's Kennedy
Stephen G.'s Breyer
Clarence's Thomas
Ruth Bader's Ginsberg
John Paul's Stevens
Antonin's Scalia
William H's Rehnquist
David H's Souter
Sandra Day's O'Connor

also, Warren's Burger

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

on the other hand....Andy's Warhol

― thomas, Friday, 6 August 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Errrr... WTF is all this?

Get back on the topic, please! I want Strokes gay pr0n and I want it NOW!!!

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 6 August 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I want Strokes gay pr0n and I want it NOW!!!

I'd love to find out what happens when you Image G00gle for 'strokes gay pr0n', but I'm at work.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 6 August 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm at work, but I googled anyway. It's actually really dull. It's not about the band, it's just endless tedious smut.)

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 6 August 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Endless Tedious Gay Smut.

Uuuuuhhhhhh... is there such a thing?

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 6 August 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

According to a conversation I once had with a gay couple we met on holiday, no. Well, not the 'tedious' part anyway. Although "a lot of the young Eastern European men begin to look the same after the first couple of hours".

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 6 August 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Gay's smut

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 August 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

omg you guys - Paris' Hilton

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 6 August 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Biggie's Smalls

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Tupac's Shakur

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsey's Bucking...ham

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Nate's Dogg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoopy's Doggy Dogg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoop's Dogg Dogg Needs To Get Himself A Jobby Jobb!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck typo fuck fuck fuck

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Chester's Bennington
Mike's Shinoda

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Frank's Zappa

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Dwight's Eisenhower
Franklin's Pierce
Paul's Frank
Teddy's Rooseveldt
J. P.'s Morgan
Pee Wee's Herman
Eye's Yamantaka
Mick's Barr

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Marc's Almond. :(

Carter's Unstoppable Sex Machine! :)

― Joseph McCombs, Friday, 6 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck typo fuck fuck fuck
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), August 6th, 2004.

fuck typo fuck's fuck fuck

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 August 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Percy's Thrillington
Natalie's Merchant
Mo's Tucker
Archie's Leach

― phil d., Friday, 6 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Alain's Delon

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised we went on for so long without...

Michael's Stipe

("stipe" is a mushroom stem, innit?)

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsay's Lohan
JC's Chasez (as in par-tay!)

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Jan's Hammer
Steve's Mannion
Joey's Fatone
Adam's Yauch
Adam's Horowitz
Mike's Diamond
Mena's Suvari (oooo, exotic!)
N's A
Prince rogers Nelson

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Joey's Fatone

Joey's Fat One!

― phil d., Friday, 6 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a bit late but:

Antonio's Banderas (which means "will have a hard-on" in French)

Tom's Cruise

Brad's Pitt

― Seb (Seb), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney's Spear
Xtina's Aguierla

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Earvin's Magic Johnson

Larry's Bird!

Roland's Orzabal
William's Hung
Andre's 3000

― Lesley, Friday, 6 August 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

gandalf's the grey

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 August 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Music:
Kenny's Loggins
Brian's Jones
Brian's Wilson
Malcolm's McLaren
Robert's Quine
Buddy's Holly
Noel's Gallagher
Rob's Zimmerman
Yngwie's Malmstein
Stevie Ray's Vaughan
Charlie's Parker

Politicians:
George's Stephanopalous
Leon's Trotsky
Barry's Goldwater
Herbert's Hoover
Winston's Churchill
Napoleon's Bonaparte
Benito's Mussolini
Alexander's Hamilton
Frederick's Douglass
Aaron's Burr
Henry's Kissinger
Slobodan's Milosevic
Tony's Blair
Bob's Livingston
Margaret's Thatcher
John's Major

Film/TV:
Clint's Eastwood
Alec's Baldwin
Charlie's Sheen
John's Candy
Gary's Shandling
Darth's Vader
Humphrey's Bogart
Val's Kilmer
Jean Luc's Godard

News Anchors:
Ted's Koppel
Tim's Russert
Larry's King
Al's Roker

Literary Figures:
John's Grisham
Dave's Eggers
Alexander's Pushkin
Isaac's Asimov
Bram's Stoker

Misc:
Robert's Oppenheimer
George's Patton
Jackie's Robinson
Bob's Hope
Heidi's Fleiss
Urlich's Zwingli

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Long day at work.

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred's Schneider
Chaka's Khan
Courtney's Love
Debbie's Harry
Lydia's Lunch
Lene's Lovitch

― Seb (Seb), Saturday, 7 August 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ's Almighty

― Mr. Tony Plow (Leee), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still waiting on that DVD in the mail!

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Strokes in DVD p0rn's scandal!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Long day at work.
-- Slim Pickens (slimpicken...), August 7th, 2004

Long day at's work.

I'm still waiting on that DVD in the mail!
-- morris pavilion (yndlqls0...), August 10th, 2004.

I'm still waiting on that DVD in the's mail!

and what the hell, late's bloomer.

and what the hell's late's bloomer.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

david's n'gog

― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Sunday, 3 January 2010 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

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