Gene Simmons is voting for Bush.....

oh boy

Pleasant chap.

My new nest is sacred. But if anyone would like to meet me in a hotel . . ."

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and the music sounds like shit.
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), August 6th, 2004.

"Once I did wipe me with a gentlewoman's velvet mask, and found it to be good; for the softness of the silk was very voluptuous and pleasant to my fundament. Another time with one of their hoods, and in like manner that was comfortable; at another time with a lady's neckerchief, and after that some ear-pieces made of crimson satin; but there was such a number of golden spangles in them that they fetched away all the skin off my tail with a vengeance. This hurt I cured by wiping myself with a page's cap, garnished with a feather after the Swiss fashion. Afterwards, in dunging behind a bush, I found a March-cat, and with it daubed my breech, but her claws were so sharp that they grievously exulcerated my peritoneum. Of this I recovered the next morning thereafter, by wiping myself with my mother's gloves, of a most excellent perfume of Arabia. [He continues in this vein for several pages.] But to conclude, I say and maintain that of all arse-wisps, bum-fodders, tail-napkins, bung-hole-cleansers and wipe-breeches, there is none in this world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs: and believe me therein upon mine honour; for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down, and of the temperate heat of the goose; which is easily communicated to the bumgut and the rest of the intestines, insofar as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and demigods, in the Elysian fields, consisteth either in their Ambrosia or Nectar, but in this, that they wipe their tails with the necks of geese."

HIM: I'm glad you asked. Well, there's that rat bastard, Tracy Falco, the backstabber from Ted Demme's company; that twisted phony Rene Ricard; Kate Miller that lesbo monster; Kelly Lynch that bullshit bad actress, she's the queen member of the lucky club; Tim Roth, that filthy no-talent mini dwarf Brit; Bill and Hillary Clinton and their ugly orphan-like daughter Chelsea; Greta Seacat and her poisoned mind "acting coach," my ass; Susan Bertram, that Judas piece of crap, listen everybody, she's the worst wardrobe person in the world, don't hire her for your film; Mark Romanek, that dark, anal photo plagiarist and his useless penis, he's a great example of a world gone wrong; Cheryl "Dumpy" Dunn and her pigeon dung photographs, wow is she creepy; Phil Goldfarb that AlAnon basketcase, worst producer who ever lived; Jennifer "Leave me alone" Levy; Dewey's friend, Analisa "The character assassin" Tessin; Vicky Icky she was so sticky Galvez Bici; that lumpy-assed Alba Clemente; Paul "I can't direct but boy, can I brown nose my way to the top" Anderson and his fermented, mulatto cannabis-soaked girlfriend Fiona Apple who coulda been shoulda been; Kelly Lynch's bitch-whipped husband Mitch; Nam-Anh Duong; John Kennedy Jr. that philandering cadaver; my Ex-Mother-in-law; Tammy "Sick Sick Sick and Ugly Ugly Ugly" Rosen, that jerk; Todd "you wish you had my rod" Feldman, that short Jew bastard and his polluted and dishonest cousin Eileen Feldman, it's a miracle anyone can even make a movie with assholes like this in Hollywood; Davis "Boy Does a Herpes Sore Smell" LaChapellle; everyone at Lions Gate films, is that the best Canada has to offer, a bunch of lowlifes like that?; Jefferson "What a" Hack from Dazed and Confused magazine are they still in business? Cause I heard all he does now is fetch cocaine for Kate Moss; Dale "H like in Homo, I like in In-his-ass, and V like in Virus" Peck I dare anyone to stay awake through one of his novels. That's some creepy losers right there, huh? Huh? And what about the actress Zoey "Go Ahead and Blow Me" Deschanel, you fuckin' lying whore, I'll get you; from Universal Home DVD Releases, Colleen Benn(d her over and fuck her fat asshole); Suzanne "Pockface" Nichols and her pockmarked nipples; Michael "Musty" Musto (faggot); Andrew "Drew a picture of his penis on a matchbook actual size" Richardson and his syphillytic boyfriend Bob Racine [hairstylist, look it up]; And from Connecticut without Etiquette, Chloe Sevigny, who when she's not drunk and posing in movies is busy out spreading Harmony Korine's herpes. Oh yeah, and my mother. Mamma Creepy Corleone. And my father, the Godfather of Creepy.

and yeah I was gonna say, both them dudes are still alive!

No guys Chuck Berry and Little Richard are rolling in their graves at the thought of DISCO BOB & MC CRIMINAL hamming it up onstage at the R&R Hall of Fame ceremony!

when will people acknowledge the sanctity of the R&R HoF

lol @ dn, i would totally go see a disco bob & mc criminal show

but more seriously gene simmons is the most loathsome person ever and KISS eats a bag of dicks

abbasolutely.

yeah I'm long past the point of even ironically enjoying Kiss Alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNGNLo8K6Fk

Disco, written by Desmond Child.

i really can't think of a bigger insult to the "memory" (wtf?) of Little Richard and Chuck Berry than the shit Kiss has churned out over the years, even in their heyday. fuck this dude.

speaking of eating dicks, don't read the comments

http://funrunrecords.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/runaway-genesimmons.jpg

yeah speaking of the desmond child thing, wasn't gene's solo album disco-fied and all trendy pop shit? i can't remember them that well anymore

And while I'm here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4DBfEUFBSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE5R5dro80w
not even a very good disco band either

But at least they play their own instruments, right?

not even a very good disco band either

fixed

how many albums do they have, like 25 probably? about 8-9 good songs in that run i'd estimate

But at least they play their own instruments, right?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, April 5, 2012 4:23 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've always wondered that, did they use session dudes much (i honestly don't know but it wouldn't surprise me, peter criss never seemed like a very good drummer)

yes they did

Ever seen this, one of the worst guitar solos of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jxIORSFySo

it's really sorta amazing trawling through their catalog, watching old footage and marveling at how obvious their lack of songwriting talent and musicianship was. I mean, their material is shit, and their parts are horribly boring and they can barely play - but instead of making a virtue of their limitations (like, say, the Ramones or any number of hardcore bands) they just gloss it over with a bunch of theatrics, which were largely stolen from other bands to begin with anyway

yeah i think there are KISS records that don't even have ace frehley on them, even though he's on the album cover.

I was on a car ride a month ago and a dude in the car put on this 30 min mix of paul stanley's live show banter

lmao @ that guitar solo, how is that not a shreds video

oh yeah that thing is the best KISS release by far, a terrifying journey into the mind of paul stanley

all I remember from it is him shouting over and over, in different states, "How many people out there like alcohoooooooooooooooooooooooooool"

30 min mix of paul stanley's live show banter

oh that's legendary. and pretty funny.

Paul Stanley banter single????

IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CAPITAL OF VIRGINIA?!?!?!

omg that guitar solo

speaking of when is Paul Stanley coming out already

yeah I have the Paul Stanley thing, a version title "People Need To Get Something Off My Chest"

god it's just unreal, i think mine is way longer than 30 tracks tho....or it seemed like infinity

too many to poll:
1. ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHT...Toronto!
2. This is For All the Little GIRLS Out There!
3. Got Any People Tonight That Are HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH?
4. I Know If We Get This Place Any HOTTER Tonight...
5. New York, LET ME HEAR YOUUUUU!
6. This One’s Called ‘Lover I Don’t Care!’
7. We’ve Only Played This One But Once On This Whole Tour!
8. I Don’t Think We’ve Played This One On the Tour!
9. How Many Girls Like to Get Licked? Guys? How Many of You GUYS Like to Get Licked?
10. We Haven’t Played This One in a Long Time
11. This One’s Called “War Machine”...“War Machine!”
12. You Gotta Help If You Know the Words...If You Don’t...Why?
13. PITTSBURGH...Can You Hear ME-uh!
14. How Many People Here Like the Taste of ALCOHOL?
15. You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!
16. COOL!
17. ALL RIGHT!
18. YEAH!
19. There Is One City In America That Took Us In – Opened Up Your Arms and Opened Up Your Legs To Us!
20. Man, That’s One of Those That Sounds Really Good
21. ‘Cowboy Feeder Now’ Comes Off An Album
22. Here’s a Little Something...
23. I Can’t Hear YOU!
24. I Don’t Think We Played This One on the Tour!
25. Louder! WANT SOME MORE?
26. Talkin’ About My Six-Shooter of Sex...Talkin’ About My UZI of OOZE
27. I Wanna Dedicate This Number To All the GIRLS And All the WOMEN Here Tonight
28. If You Wanna Drink Alcohol, Do NOT...DRINK...RYE!
29. THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!
30. Is This...Or Is This Not...The Rock and Roll Capitol of VIRGINIA?
31. We Got Meters!...LOUDER!...LOUDER!
32. You Know What’s So Cool, Richmond! WE! ARE JUST! GETTING! STAAAARTED!
33. There Was a Band Here That KNEW We’d Be Nothing Without YOU!
34. I Wanna Dedicate This Song To ALL the Beautiful Girls in Sweden!
35. I...LOVE...glog.
36. I Don’t Know How to Say Many Things In Swedish
37. Can I Ask You a Little Question...DO YOU LOVE US?
38. SAN ANTOOOOOOOnio
39. My Goodness! Oh My GOOODness! We’re Gonna Have to Call Out the DOCTOR!
40. I Know This Isn’t the DAIRY State...But You Grow ‘Em BIG Here
41. It Only Feels Good RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
42. It’s Coming REAL Fast!
43. You Don’t BULLSHIT And You Want the REEEAL Deal
44. Last Night We Played Los Angeles...Hey I Don’t BLAME You People
45. The Last Show We Did...Los Angeles, California...It’s All Right, It’s Good to be PROUD of Where You’re From, Portland
46. Y’All Had a Good Weekend PEOPLE...You Ain’t Getting TIRED Are You PEOPLE?
47. Here’s Another One We Haven’t Played In a Long Time
48. Let’s Go Back A-Ways
49. Here’s One Ya Oughta Know!
50. This Came Off The Album That Came Out in 1998…It’s Called…PSYYYYYYYCHO CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCUS!
51. We Didn’t Have a Record Deal Yet...We Were Writing These Songs
52. Back When We Did ‘Destroyer,’ We Didn’t Know How Many Of Those Songs Would End Up in the Kiss Show Every Year
53. We Got People Here Tonight From New York...We Got People From Italy, France, BraZIIIIIIIIIIIL!
54. Some People Might Have a Little ROCK AND ROLL PNUEMONIAAAAAA!
55. We Created Another Page in KISSTORY Tonight
56. Some People Said We Were A Little Crazy To Attempt This
57. What’s This Place, “Toad’s”?
58. I Don’t Have Anything Green On!
59. Are Those For Me or For the Keyboard Player?
60. I Know You Want to Hear Some VINTAGE Stuff!
61. This ALSO Comes Off My Solo Record!
62. Sometimes The Lyrics Don’t Count So Much, It’s the FRONT Of the Song That Really Makes It!
63. AH AH AH AAAAAAAH!
64. I’m Not Ace Frehley, And I Didn’t Write That One, But I DID WRITE THIS ONE!
65. Someone Once Said To Me, “What’s the Biggest Part Of My Body?”
66. Sometimes People Say “How Come You Tell The Same Story Year After Year,” Sometimes Life Just Doesn’t Change.
67. There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
68. Young People, Up in the Air, Let’s Take a GOOD LOOK AT YA!
69. You Can Win an Election, You Can Lose an Election, It’s Up To You!
70. Communication Breakdown (in more ways than one)

the sad part is that Paul Stanley is really the most musically talented KISSer.

Disco Bob and MC Criminal

sb me for this, but I googled these to make sure they weren't actually like, influential musicians in the rnrhof.

Disco Bob won't be eligible until 2016

45. The Last Show We Did...Los Angeles, California...It’s All Right, It’s Good to be PROUD of Where You’re From, Portland

^^this one is so fucking great, such stupid pandering

9. How Many Girls Like to Get Licked? Guys? How Many of You GUYS Like to Get Licked?

^^this one def lends credence to alfred's theory

tbf we stopped it after 30 mins or I fell asleep or something

Good friend who lives in El Lay said Stanley's queerdom is a terribly kept secret.

in Simmons' memoir he's got a couple grafs devoted to Ace's makeout sessions with the manager. He helpfully includes a photo.

Stanley's closethood has been a foregone conclusion for at least several decades now

http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/paul_stanley1-285x300.jpg
totally 100% heterosexual

57. What’s This Place, “Toad’s”?

Creating those 'song titles' was a good day's work.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Muldoomstone/4ed06607.jpg

lol that Paul Stanley is upstaging Gene Simmons on a Gene thread

... ftr I had not clicked on Ned's picture when I wrote my previous post

(I was going to edit that to make it less ambiguous but you know what, no)

ambiguity?! This is the Gene Simmons thread!

Is that a Dr. Strangelove reference?

rutger hauer otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZ1XGk7GbM

When I saw Kiss in 1997 there was a part where Gene was hoisted up into the rafters of the arena. Big, Dramatic, Fun Arena-Rock moment. Except something happened with his cables, and he couldn't get down. He kept gesticulating wildly and angrily to whoever was responsible, and all I could think was, "I bet Gene has been a dick to the cable-hoister guy for the whole tour, and now he's getting his revenge."