Well, fuck my ass! I've almost run out of stupid, embarassing shit to say.

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Fun, useless, totally inane fact that people will get sarcastic and pissed at me for posting: R. Crumb delightfully draws women with shelflike asses and legs like telephone poles.

Since posts that aren't about music are going to get deleted, I have to say something about music. After all, that's what we came here for.

So... how many people here are or have been groupies? Not I.

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You are aware that you can go over to ILE for non-music posts, right?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. But that's no fun.

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

For all your faults, I do believe you may have come up with the quintessential ILX thread title here:
Well, fuck my ass! I've almost run out of stupid, embarassing shit to say.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop making fun of me!

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And what do you mean, "faults"? What do you not like about me?

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"dozens" remember?
I have no opinion of you as of yet.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't like that I didn't know EXACTLY what "do the dozens" meant?
That's cold.
I had an inkling of an idea of what it meant. I was pretty sure of what it meant. And I was right.
I think you're...a nice guy who's like a mean older brother.
I mean, online. I don't know who you REALLY are. You know what I mean.

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

God, shut up already! Someone bring Aja back for the love of god.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking fuck! What did she have that I don't?

Won't you please be nice? I'm new.

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

now now Trayce...

Nowell I'm not trying to be mean. And that's not what I meant.
But I do have to go to sleep now so this will be my last post for a while.
Don't take this board so SERIOUSLY, most of us are just here to have fun.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel so fucking weird. And stupid. And crazy. Getting worked up over this shit. Seriously. I oughta get out more. But it's very hard because of the situation I'm in.

OKAY, ENOUGH OF THAT...

― Nowell, Sunday, 22 August 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

God, shut up already! Someone bring Aja back for the love of god.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 22nd, 2004.

Santa Claus ain't coming home.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, in order to become fully integrated into the world of ILX, you must become familiar with this thread: what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 23 August 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?
And Trayce, you already said that once.

― Nowell, Monday, 23 August 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

this is pretty funny

oh and gear - my old band practise space used to have this couple living there that would theatrically have sex in the loudest, most obvious of manners whilst we were all hanging out in the room next door..

― chris andrews (fraew), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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Trust him, Nowell. To truly understand ILX you must read that thread. It's our Rosetta Stone.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It's too long! I'm too impatient. I mean, I'm fifteen. (Hey, that rhymed.) AND I think I have ADHD.

― Nowell, Monday, 23 August 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell someone else was re-quoting me, do try to keep up.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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Well in that case, read some of my threads. They're of the shorter variety and there aren't a lot of them. BTW, hi Nowell.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

Oh. Figures.
Whatever.

― Nowell, Monday, 23 August 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

gear should re-post the couch image for those of us who werent present that fateful day (its a bad link on the thread)

― chris andrews (fraew), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was so disappointed to find out this *wasn't* a C-Man thread.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

if this was MY 15-year-old daughter and i caught her using such language as "fuck my ass!" -- online or in real life -- she'd be in BIG trouble.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I know.
I'm terrible!
And I'm not being sarcastic.
Jeez.

― Nowell, Monday, 23 August 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Honey, have you ever tried Alateen?

― Big Fat Drunk Chcik With A BoomBox, Monday, 23 August 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Just like Wonkette, one day we'll eventually have a daily assfucking thread...

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

BE NICE TO TEENAGERS YOU BASTARDS.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 23 August 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

BE NICE TO TEENAGERS YOU BASTARDS.

i AM ... yet you called me a PRICK!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 August 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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