Your NOMINATIONS for the Most OMGWTFLOL Singles Of The '90s

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Ok, I'm gonna try one of these myself.

This is NOT a Worst Singles Of The '90s poll. These should be singles that BEGUILE, that fascinate, that are inexplicable, weird, lovable, snuggleable, that are OMGWTFLOL not EWWWWW.

Everybody gets two nominations each. And they have to be singles.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE)

― artdamages (artdamages), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Suggestions for this poll continue on the old thread: Songs From The 90s that would make you go OMGWTFLOL if they were on the poll

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My noms:

Primus - "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"
Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page & Fuzzbubble - "Come With Me"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Decendents - I'm The One

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that from the '90s?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe so

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

1996

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ok yeah I just checked. I thought it was on the new one. Good call. You get another nom if you want it.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerardo - Latin Til I Die (Oye Como Va)
Tag Team - Whoomp! There It Is

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dinosaur Jr - Feel The Pain

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 29 August 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Like I said on the other thread: "Rump Shaker"
Check baby check baby 1 2 3 4!

― Mike Salmo (salmo), Sunday, 29 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Two OMGWTFLOL Singles Of The '90s:

Army Of Lovers - "Crucified"
Miss Kittin & The Hacker - "Frank Sinatra"

I love them both, but I don't think they'll make it on the main poll.

― Seb (Seb), Sunday, 29 August 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

K7 - "Come Baby Come"
Seven Mary Three - "Cumbersome"

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Sunday, 29 August 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold the fuck up "Rump Shaker" is classic and that Tag Team track is pretty cool too.

― djdee2005, Sunday, 29 August 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ODB, "Brooklyn Zoo"

― Adam Harrison-Friday, Sunday, 29 August 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Donna Lewis -- I Love You Always Forever
Haddaway -- What is Love

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 August 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Adventures of Stevie V - "Money Talks"
AB Logic - "The Hitman"

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 29 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Shudder to Think - "X French Tee Shirt"

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 29 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Eminem - My name is

― I'm American, Sunday, 29 August 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my fault i thought this was that other thread.

― djdee2005, Sunday, 29 August 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

geggy tah 'whoever you are'
jimmy ray 'are you jimmy ray?'

― keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 29 August 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I take mine back? I want to nominate Vertical Horizon instead.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 29 August 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha. Feel free! The deadline ain't for like a week or so. Though specify which Vertical Horizon hit...or pick two!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

They had TWO?

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

at least! "You're A God" and "Everything You Want"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll take door number two please.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

well which of the other two are you getting rid of? Y'all makin' this harder than necessary. I'm trying to scientifically deduce what song from the '90s busts the most guts here.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well since Tag Team his inexplicably been disputed to be a surprising top pick, I suppose I'll jettison that one.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"How Do You Like It Now" by Stompin' Tom, I remember it being very popular in 91/92.

― Huck, Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ok nominees so far (some of you can still pick a second if you want). Deadline isn't until next Sunday:

Primus - "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"
Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page & Fuzzbubble - "Come With Me"
Decendents - I'm The One
Dinosaur Jr - Feel The Pain
Vertical Horizon - Everything You Want
Gerardo - Latin Til I Die (Oye Como Va)
Wreckx'n'Effects - Rump Shaker
Army Of Lovers - "Crucified"
Miss Kittin & The Hacker - "Frank Sinatra"
K7 - "Come Baby Come"
Seven Mary Three - "Cumbersome"
ODB, "Brooklyn Zoo"
Donna Lewis -- I Love You Always Forever
Haddaway -- What is Love
Adventures of Stevie V - "Money Talks"
AB Logic - "The Hitman"
Shudder to Think - "X French Tee Shirt"
Eminem - "My Name Is"
geggy tah 'whoever you are'
jimmy ray 'are you jimmy ray?'
Stompin' Tom - "How Do You Like It Now"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Stereo Total - "Joe le taxi"
Pram - "Radio freak in a storm"

― daavid (daavid), Sunday, 29 August 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rump Shaker" is classic. But I could never imagine it on a list of ILM seriousness, plus it's not so uncool its cool... yet. Then again I may be wrong. The 90's have made their way into the upswing of the VH1 cycle.

It's amazing that the network has gotten into the business of retro-fad-ism. The cycle goes something like this:
1. I love that song.
2. It's been overplayed and everybody loves it, so now I hate it.
3. I hate that song and I can't believe anybody every liked it in the first place.
4. Wait, everybody hates that song, and I used to love it. I love it again.
4. Go back to 2.

― Mike Salmo (salmo), Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna vote for the Geggy Tah but I'll also nominate Frente!, "Bizarre Love Triangle."

― Joseph McCombs, Monday, 30 August 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordy - Dur Dur d'être Bébé! (It's Tough to Be a Baby)

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 30 August 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Weird" Al Yankovic "Amish Paradise"
Crash Test Dummies "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 30 August 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Skee-lo: "I Wish"
Scatman John: "Scatman"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 30 August 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Republica - "Ready to go"
4 Non Blondes - "What's up"

― Jacob (Jacob), Monday, 30 August 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

the connells- '74-'75
tasmin archer- sleeping satellite

― may, Monday, 30 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, sorry, those were "ewwwww" choices.

― Jacob (Jacob), Monday, 30 August 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

MC 900 Ft. Jesus "If I Only Had A Brain"
Skee-Lo "I Wish"
Trio "Da Da Da"
Shaquille O'Neal "What's Up Doc (Can We Rock?)"

― f ath, Monday, 30 August 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

sunscreem "love you more" for the lyrics:

'You can make the sun turn purple, you can make the sea turn turtle
But you know you can never make me love you more.'

― gem (trisk), Monday, 30 August 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

EMF - "Unbelievable"
Charles & Eddie - "Would I lie to you?"
Adamski feat. Seal - "Killer"
House of Pain - "Jump Around"
The Tamperer feat. Maya - "Feel It"
Snap - "The Power"

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 30 August 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Gazza - "Fog on the Tyne"

― Jacob (Jacob), Monday, 30 August 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 30 August 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Eek sorry, you said two. I thought I was on the other suggestion thread.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 30 August 2004 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

that SUNSCREEN one
NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 August 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Let Me Clear My Throat-DJ Kool

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 30 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary Jane's Last Dance-Tom Petty

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 30 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Apache Indian - "Boom-Shack-a-Lack"
Sin With Sebastian - "Shut Up (And Sleep With Me)"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 30 August 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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Scorpions - "Wind of Change"
Skid Row - "Wasted Time"
!!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Scott Weilland - "Barbarella"
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown - "Something in Common"
DC Talk- "Jesus Freak"

― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

311 - Down
Snow - Informer

― jake b. (cerybut), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus Christ, how could I have forgotten DC Talk, the Glass Joe of hip-hop? Although I'd personally go for their collaboration with Carman, "Addicted to Jesus," which begins with a dialogue sequence that makes Amos 'n Andy sound positively urbane. Listen here if you must, but don't go around saying I didn't warn you.

Come to think of it, at least a solid third of Carman's 2-CD hits collection would beat any nomination on this least, including my own. But then again, he's got the best gimmick.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

311 - Down
Snow - Informer

Wow, my band covered a medley of those 2 songs.

― billstevejim, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/kitty.mp3

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I don't really understand this thing but my two nominations are

Kula Shakar - 'Hey Dude'
LaTour- 'People Are Still Having Sex'

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

alba, your choices imply you understand this thing plenty

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not entirely sure I want to snuggle these two songs though.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

that's valid

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Blondie- Maria
Morgan- Miss Parker

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

should I take off the 2 nom rule? I'm kinda hoping for at least 100 noms

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe

I mean *really*, why was this a hit? So strange.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, you should kill the rule. picking these is way easier than picking favourites (for me anyway).

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Tag Team, back in?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

totally!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ok yeah you can nominate more, but if it gets too unwieldy I'm gonna stop the nom process, so don't go too crazy.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay then, here's a few nominations more...

Doop: "Doop"
2 Cowboys: "Everybody Confi Gon"
Leila K: "Open Sesame"
Mo-do: "Ein Zwei Polizei"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 September 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

primitive radio gods - standing outside a broken phonebooth with money in my hand!!!!!1 people were getting down to this at a huge party the other night and i DEFINITELY went OMGWTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111one

― jake b. (cerybut), Friday, 3 September 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Space and Cerys Matthews "The Ballad of Tom Jones"
Kylie "Step Back in Time"

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beatmasters feat Betty Boo - 'Hey DJ (I Can't Dance To That Music You're Playing)'
The Wiseguys - 'Start The Commotion'
'Everybody Dance Now'
Roxette - 'Hello'
2 Unlimited - 'Tribal Dance'
Zig and Zag - 'Dem Girls'
PJ and Duncan - 'Our Radio Rocks'/'Let's Get Ready To Rumble'

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 3 September 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Beatmasters & Betty Boo was '80s. I am very disappointed in you regarding the others ;)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 3 September 2004 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Master P - "Make 'em Say Ugggggh"
Deep Blue Something - "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Snap! - "The Power"
Positive K - "I Got a Man"

― The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Friday, 3 September 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Shame about BeatmastersBoo, but I really don't have the memories for this sort of thing. I like 'em all, I thought this was about being too absurd/hated to be underdog choices or something.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 3 September 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ok maybe i should change mine to:

Green Jelly 'Three Little Pigs'
Crash Test Dummies 'mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm'

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 3 September 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit, now I have the Crash Test's refrain in my head.

Ha! Sixpence None The Richer - 'Kiss Me'. Now that's a classic!

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 3 September 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll be voting high for that on the proper poll then?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 3 September 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, here's some more, if I can still nominate...

DJ Bobo: "Somebody Dance With Me"
20 Fingers: "Short Dick Man"
Rotterdam Termination Source: "Poing"
Deep Blue Something: "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got some too:

Apotheosis - "O Fortuna"
Nikky French - "Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Dance Mix)"
Shampoo - "Trouble"
The Braids - "Bohemian Rhapsody"

― Seb (Seb), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

mousse t - horny
porno for pyros - pets

― mig (mig), Saturday, 4 September 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Rotterdam Termination Source: "Poing"

fucking right.

Robert Miles - "Children"
Nada Surf - "Popular"
The Shamen - "Ebeneezer Goode"
Dada - "Dizz Knee Land"

― The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Saturday, 4 September 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Flaming Lips - "She Don't Use Jelly"
Ween - "Push the Little Daisies"

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 4 September 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's my contribution. Sorry if a few of these are repeats (It's a long thread, you know?)

"The Distance" -- Cake
"Pumps and a Bump" -- MC Hammer
"Short Dick Man" -- whatever that woman's name was
"Method Man" -- Wu-Tang Clan
"What is Love" -- Haddaway
"Randy Describes Eternity" -- Built to Spill
"Downtown" -- Neil Young w/ Pearl Jam
"Down with Disease" -- Phish
"Me So Horny" is 90's as a single technically, isn't it?
"This is a Call" -- Foo Fighters
"Informer" -- Snow
"Been There, Done That" -- Dr. Dre
"Beach Patrol" -- Hulk Hogan

― Chris O'Connor (Chris O'Connor), Saturday, 4 September 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"All For One, All For Love" - Bryan Adams, Sting and Rod Stewart

― billstevejim, Sunday, 5 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Twiggy Twiggy (Twiggy vs. James Bond)" -- Pizzicato Five

― soekarno, Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Blowin' Kisses in the Wind," Paula Abdul
"Tee-Shirt and My Panties On," Adina Howard

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 6 September 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Space, "Female of the Species"

― jaymc, Monday, 6 September 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a good one

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 6 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Amateurist hesitantly suggested Aerosmith -- "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" on the 90's poll, but it's much better suited for this one.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 6 September 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Sagat - "Funk Dat"
Chumbawamba - "Tubthumping"

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 6 September 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Anything by Catatonia. Cerys has quite the Macy Gray-yet-kind-of-white voice.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 6 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

limbomaniacs 'butt funking'
fun loving criminals 'scooby snacks'

― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 6 September 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Men In Black" - Will Smith

I do actually really like this song.

― billstevejim, Monday, 6 September 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the nominations will stop tomorrow night (was supposed to be Sunday but I'm lazy). So get your kicks while ya can!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

cheeky girls "touch my bum"

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

shit, i didnt read the part that says "90s". sorry, long day at work!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Did this poll ever get done? Where's the results?

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 22 August 2020 05:37 (five years ago)

i ctrl+f'd "crucified" and there it is of course

― dyl, Saturday, 22 August 2020 05:44 (five years ago)

three years pass...

Did this poll ever get done? Where's the results?

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, August 22, 2020 12:37 AM (three years ago)

― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 8 September 2023 20:12 (two years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen...The 40 Most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Songs Of The 90s.

― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, 9 September 2023 13:33 (two years ago)

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