All three of these received lots of play on UK freeview music channels (on The Hits and TMF anyway) and Mania and Jentina both also had adverts on these channels with website URLs and them giggling in pavement cafes/stropping around in a boxing ring respectively. However, to my knowledge none of them were playlisted by radio one, I've no idea if local radio has picked up on them or not but it seems kind of unlikely. Also I am not amazingly up to speed with CD:UK preview things and stuff like this. So I get the impression that although there has been an effort made promotion/publicity-wise it does seem to have misfired fairly spectacularly, or absence of radio play has led to it not covering enough bases, or something.
SO: have these records "failed" because of a relative lack of publicity, or is it that maybe (UNTHINKABLY) the record-buying public are aware of them but, on the whole, Just Don't Like Them very much? With regard to the state of the (UK) singles chart at the moment (or within the last two or three years), does blanket publicity always result in significant top 20/10/5 success or can people think of examples of singles that seemingly got everything right on this front and still underperformed spectacularly?
― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)
"Chewing Gum" is great. There's something woozy and nauseous and dazed about it, too, though, like if it stood up it might fall over.
― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)
Moral: if you don't get playlisted by Radio 1 or get stocked by Woolworths, you don't get in the top 20. That's the way of our wondrous modern world.
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)
Come on anniehow is it soYouve always got a new bubble to blow
Im gonna tell ya how its gonna get doneIm just a girl thats only chewing for funYou spit it out when all the flavour has goneWrap it round your finger like your playing with gum
Chorus*
oh nooh noyouve got it all wrongI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gumoh nooh noA slip of the tonguei think you think your chocolate when your chewing gumoh no
Come hey annieyou used to beThe only girl to take it seriouslyCome on annieTell us your trickOn how you keep on getting boys to stickOkay ill tell you why you'll never love gumIts my selection its my pick of the packIm hooked on, im the chewing machineIt makes me smile and keeps my teeth clean
oh nooh noYouve got it all wrongi think you think your chocolate when your chewing gumoh nooh noA slip of the tongueI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gum
oh nooh noYouve got it all wrongi think you think your chocolate when your chewing gumoh nooh noyour not the oneI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gum
talking*
I dont wanna settle down I just wanna have funI dont want to settle downI just wanna chew gum
oh nooh noyouve got it all wrongI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gumoh nooh noA slip of the tongueI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gum
oh nooh noyouve got it all wrongI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gumoh nooh noyour not the oneI think you think your chocolate when your chewing gum
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laLa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laLa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
OH NO!
― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Your 5th Grade Teacher (rotten03), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)
Don't you get it? That's how capitalism works. You're supposed to believe that everyone has an equal chance of success, but the system only rewards those it wants to. And very few others besides.
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)
i think in reality it just boils down to the fact that nobody is really controlling things, therefore there's nobody to ensure 'fairness' here i.e. great pop getting the exposure you would think it ought to get.
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)
actually this is the worst analogy yet, i'm sorry...
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)
The only odd exception you get is a song thats been popular abroad and those from holiday are raving about it (a dance routine with these kinda songs also helps)
I think the question is why the powers that be at Radio 1 didnt like Annie/...
I think its cause it was single of the week in the NME (thats a kiss of death for a pop single in my book)
― secondhandnews, Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)
I have trouble imagining 'Some Girls' getting that much airplay on Radio 1 or Capital or whatever too thought, and if it hadn't had Rachel's name applied to it perhaps it wouldn't have done well at all.
I would've thought Radio 1 would be receptive to any NME single of the week.
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)
Have a look in their 'artists' section. You'll notice all the artists have links to their external websites... except one. Guess who.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)
it's not that capitalism is PUTTING DOWN the music deliberately; it's BLIND FORCES at work, somehow guiding the complex of insitutions (R1, PR companies, reocrd companies, chain store buyers) that constitutes 'the record industry'. a participant in this couldn't give you a decent answer. because they're all coked up to the eyeballs.
― HKM, Friday, 17 September 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― mms (mms), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)
i would expect Annie's video to be on CD:UK Hotshots at least. if it's not cropped up on any terrestrial pop shows that's bizarre, there's no reason for it not to receive the same attention as Christina Milian, Joss Stone or whoever (to expect more would be totally unrealistic).
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― HKM, Friday, 17 September 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)
Also, didn't you know? Dirrty electro metapop is last year's thing. The kids want REAL guitars and REAL songs like Jamie Cullum and the Libertines, or else they want crunkin' R&B joints 'cos that's the way it's going down!
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 17 September 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)
but anyway i do think it's blind forces at work since marketing artists is such an imprecise science. marcello's sort of wrong cz a) teh kidz didn't want electroclash-gone-pop last year either -- cf holly valance -- and b) well yes they do like keane and usher but they ALSO seem to want natasha bedingfield and three of a kind. it's a crap-shoot and annie was unlucky.
― HKM, Friday, 17 September 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)
Since when has that stopped them in the past.
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)
Anyone who happens to be browsing in Oxford Circus HMV tomorrow lunchtime - might be worth keeping tabs on how many "kids" actually buy the Annie record or whether it's all people "our" age buying it.
― Donnye Smyth Ye Quyzze Kydde, Friday, 17 September 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)
I hate teh kidz. State Of Mind was fucking immense. And so is Anniemal.
― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― mms (mms), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 17 September 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)
No doubt when downloads are incorporated fully into the singles chart this will give records like "Chewing Gum" a better chance of being a bona fide "hit."
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Friday, 17 September 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)
i bought it cos i don't know how to download music -- like where *do* you find it?
― HKM, Friday, 17 September 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― HKM, Friday, 17 September 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 17 September 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Friday, 17 September 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Friday, 17 September 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark e (mark e), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark e (mark e), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)
I think maybe the reason I mentioned the three records I did at the start of the thread (rather than Pop! or someone like that) was because they all seemed to have been posited as the kind of obvious GA successorz in terms of being totally gloriously brilliant records made with oodles of love rather than slightly-shambolic rattley stuff that is supposedly marketed at "the popkids" in the belief that they will buy any old shite. On reflection I'm not 100% sure exactly WHO I feel made this distinction; Mania were flagged up by Popjustice months and months ago, and prior to Bad Ass Strippa Jentina was written about in NME as some collision between Kelis/Neneh Cherry/early Sugababes which I fear was what got me unduly excited perhaps. Can't for the life of me work out where I first heard about Chewing Gum (and also Heartbeat), maybe here, maybe Popjustice or someone, maybe Richard X site. Anyway, X 'n' Xenomania have the stranglehold on This Kind Of Thing this year and their previous (commercial) successes might have led me to believe that this was why these records would be gigantic smashes, but I guess the majority of record buyers do not get overly excited by the identity of the composer/producer (was this the case with SAW back in tha day? Did they not have 40 top 40 entries in a row or something like this at one point? Or did I dream this statistic?)
So who HAS done CD:UK and everything and had video smeared all over digital and had Radio 1 support and local support and everything and still tanked? There was that "Do It With Madonna" single that 'only' got to number 15 or so, did people have expectations of that? Nothing else springs to mind right now at all really.
― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 18 September 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Saturday, 18 September 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― splooge (thesplooge), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
I think Jentina flopped because she was very very wrong. I loved her, but really... gypsy progeny rapping about Escalades was never going to be commercially viable. Her new single was written by Cathy Dennis btw.
― The Lex (The Lex), Saturday, 18 September 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 19 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 19 September 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Sunday, 19 September 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 20 September 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Monday, 20 September 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― teh pow! (blueski), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)