What if they Mated?

This is your chance to play amateur geneticist.
It works like this:
"What kind of musical offspring would result from the mating of (INSERT NAME OF MUSICIAN) and (INSERT NAME OF DIFFERENT MUSICIAN)"

Example 1:

Q: What if Aretha Franklin bore Ozzy Osbournes Kid?
A: Results in a fat, little dark complected Pepito with two suspicious horn-like nubs growing out of his melon. But listen to the voice on that kid! Now thats my kinda Gospel!

Example 2

Q: What if Sarah McLachlan bore the child of Henry Rollins?
A: A squeaky little red-headed elf-kid with a big fucking head and these really intense eyes. Imagine a basketball on a pencil...a mutant cherub screaming "Arrrrgh! I'm so...dissatisfied!"

Your turn.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)