A co-worker asked me to download the following for him. How should I respond?

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Enigma.
Lenny Kravitz.
George Michael.

― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Make a mash-up.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he a cleaner?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

no, he's a programmer in from out of the country to keep his work visa active. apparently this is for his wife.

― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell him that he shouldn't contribute to codependency in a relationship.

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

If he doesn't have the balls to admit that it's really for him, then no way.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she a cleaner?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i imagine she does clean some things at some point during her day. but to my knowledge this is not her profession.

― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Just do you guy a favour and download it for fuck's sake! He's not asking yu to download porn or kill your relatives! So what if he likes Lenny Kravitz, so do millions of other people. Likewise George Michael. I don't know who the fuck Enigma are, but so what. All he's asked for is you to download it, you don't have to sodding listen to it.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell him to buy it and to stop ripping off the RIAA.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Just do you guy a favour and download it for fuck's sake!

no fucking way, dude. i am not going to sully my harddrive with this stuff. uh uh. no how. i told him to get the fuck out of the U.S. of A. before the mighty arm of the INS comes and removes his ass FORCIBLY just like we did Sadaam Hussein.

― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I suggest then that you set fire to his desk and claim it as friendly territory once again.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And then store loads of hardcore fecal duck porn on your USB key drive and take it home for your dad.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And then shove an Enya CD up your arse until you haemorrhage.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know who the fuck Enigma are

Wow. I'm old.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell me something I don'- Dan, I love you to much to finish that.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Your co-worker is hitting on you for Sadeness and I Want Your Sex served up with lashings of Kravitz? Report this incident of harrassment immediately!

― briania (briania), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

download Dead Can Dance, Curtis Mayfield, mid-'70s Elton John instead and see if he notices.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear, that's brilliant!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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