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Okay, so I (knowingly) heard my first 50 Cent song, in a way.

It was a mashup of his vocals (started out with "Hey Sheena, it's your birthday" or something) with Jimmy Shand's piano accordian (which is why I wanted it) as music.

I thought he was meant to be tough or something. I mean, he sounds wimpier than that whiny fuck Sean Lennon. Is it just a dud song/recording, or does he have a really weak voice?

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahha "Go shrty, it's your birthday"

That's his big hit song "In Da Club". You never heard that?

And yes, he's a pussy. Go buy some Geto Boys.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

shorty not shrty

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

what, no love for shirty?

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't really want any more rap. Unless it has a piano accordian accompaniment.

But, he like, got shot a bunch of times didn't he?

Wiggas are wearing his mug on tshirts everywhere, he's meant to be tough, yeah? Why's he a rapper with such a high-pitched whiny voice? It makes the Beastie Boys sound like Barry White, ferfuchsakes.

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Enjoy Jet.

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Why's he a rapper with such a high-pitched whiny voice?

*cough*.....eminem *cough*

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll stick to Traditional Scottish Dance Music in Strict Tempo, thanks.

But eminem goes out of his way to be whiny, doesn't he?

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have any insight into anything other than being a fucking prick?

― scg, Friday, 17 September 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sasha you like the Fall, right? Me too. They're my fav band. Unless yr life goes really boringly you'll eventually feel like an idiot for yr "ideas" about rap, trust me. Fix yrself now.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr not funny either

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha ha "SHEENA", and I thought the years of loud music had destroyed MY hearing

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

How does one go through 2002 without ever hearing 50 Cent? I call shenanigans.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

FWIW I had to seek him out to hear him. However, I, at the time at least, lived in a self-enforced proverbial "cave".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread and the skrewdriver vs. PE thread are among the most retarded I've ever seen on ILM.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

retarded = @ as a letter.

screwdriver vs. PE = the hottest title fight since Little Mac & King Hippo

― Jope Airey, Friday, 17 September 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

retarded = @ as a letter

silly me google-proofing an all...carry on with this enlightening thread by all mean.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

er, meanS not mean...maybe i am retarded

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It was a mashup of his vocals (started out with "Hey Sheena, it's your birthday" or something) with Jimmy Shand's piano accordian (which is why I wanted it) as music.

Good to know that vocals aren't music.

― Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I want this ultra-rare personal message to Sheena Easton on a mixtape.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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