Britney marries ... eats chicken fingers ... listens to Kurtis Blow on boombox

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ET has confirmed that BRITNEY SPEARS and her dancer fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE tied the knot in a surprise Saturday night ceremony in Studio City, CA. The bride wore a white strapless dress and Kevin donned a tuxedo as the two exchanged vows during a non-denominational ceremony. Twenty to thirty guests were on-hand for the event, which took place at a private home. Afterwards, everyone dined on a feast of chicken fingers and ribs while music played from a boombox.

ET was there as the beaming bride left the house in the early hours of Sunday morning. A laughing Britney and her brand new husband departed the home in a black SUV. Marrying Federline makes Britney more than a new wife, she's also now step-mom to Federline's 2-year-old and newborn baby with "Moesha" actress SHAR JACKSON.

― ivolin, Sunday, 19 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Was there a computer in her boombox?

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 19 September 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

just get one of those combox things scott!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ET was there

Doubtless.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Small wedding ... chicken fingers ... boombox ... seriously, this is my dream wedding.

The boombox really cinches it.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, ET did indeed clinch it. But if only Kurtis Blow was there.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 19 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Could that wedding be any more white trash? Chicken fingers, boombox, "stepmom" ... I wonder if they toasted the bride and groom with Mad Dog 20/20 ...

― wowzers, Monday, 20 September 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i heard it was an Oberheim not a boom box

― startrekman, Monday, 20 September 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever happened to the kabbalah wedding??

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah this would be kind of a dream if you just take out the "britney" part

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

For a split second after hearing about the wedding, I had a sudden inexplicable urge to start http://britneyswedding.blogspot.com.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Boombox? She couldn't afford a DJ? Crap wedding, man.

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Boombox? She couldn't afford a DJ? Man, what crap.

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The first post was better.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

My computer stalled.

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

She couldn't crap boombox. Man? Afford a what?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha ha!

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney fingers chicken...blows Kurtisbox on the married.

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney blows Kurtis ... chicken marries boombox ... who fingers the DJ ?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Boom there she was was a song by Scritti Politti and it is indeed early Scritti Politti has done this to me.

I really didn't think I'd like early Scritti Politti considering I'm a very "Cupid and Pscyhe '85" biased person. Thenceforth the not-perfect but considerable interest in early Scritti Politti just now. Even though I am still a very Cupid and Psyche biased person, you understand. Yet I have found some greatness in early Scritti Politti, far more than I imagined might be there.

― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

chicken fingers.
with ribs.
mmmm.

― ian, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0801/drooling_homer_bcLbIGCQbPaE.gif

― my asian girlfriend (bug), Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

chicken fingers.
with ribs.
mmmm.

― ian, Saturday, June 27, 2009 7:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 7 March 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)

seven years pass...

chicken fingers.
with ribs.
mmmm.

― ian, Saturday, June 27, 2009 7:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:14 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:19 (four years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0hb8oYDAcs

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 06:00 (four years ago)

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