Pop Songs That Politely Discuss Being Nailed

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The Quentin Tarantino "Like A Virgin" Memorial Award goes to:

Paula Abdul - "Rush, Rush"
Captain & Tenille - "Do That To Me One More Time"
Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight"

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Spice Girls -- 2 Become 1

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

rod stewart "tonight's the night" owns this thread like the bush family owns florida unless you think maybe rod wasn't being very polite but i can't imagine ANYONE being more polite and gentlemanly than rod.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do That to Me One More Time" - Captain and Tennille

― frankE (frankE), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wait. there it is at the top. that popped to mind since my mom loved that song. years later, i realized what she was singing. gross.

― frankE (frankE), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"spread your wings, my virgin child!" - Rod Stewart
"be a little bit wiser, baby. Put it on, put it on." - Baby Spice

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Rod's hand gestures in the video for "Tonight's The Night" reaffirm where exactly the girl's "wings" are placed on her body.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

There must be a few Prince songs that fit the bill (along with his 7493 songs that impolitely discuss being nailed).

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Wanna Be Your Lover" might. A subthread topic should be any some that refers to someone being made to come...running.

Mariah Carey's "Honey," for instance.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

er,

"Do that to me one more time
Once is never enough with a man like you"

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh, that captain.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stars-on-7-inch.com/index_c/captain_tenille/do_that_to_me.jpg

check out the b-side.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh captain, my captain!

http://www.linkclub.or.jp/~yk-elton/captain.tennille.3.jpg

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

For Pulp, "Acrylic Afternoons" is about as polite as it gets.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"AFTERNOON DELIGHT" TO THREAD

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There must be a polite song or two from *Jesus Christ Superstar* about getting nailed, I would think.

― chuck, Monday, 20 September 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"AFTERNOON DELIGHT" TO THREAD

haha does anybody read the first post of threads anymore?

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Rush Rush - Paula Abdul.

Feel Like Making Love - Roberta Flack

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

who does that techno-y version of "feel like making love" that i hear in my gym all the time, with a really high pitched pair -- i think it's a pair -- of singers who sound like ween in their helium-sucking days or maybe it's a couple of girls, i can't quite tell, and all they do is sing the chorus over and over again, and it's kinda fantastic?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

bread, "make it with you"

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Bread owns, along with all other 70s soft rock, like "Chevy Van" or that one that goes "My baby loves love, my baby loves lovin', she's got what it takes and she knows how to use it..."

― briania (briania), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"Up Middle Finger"?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. Big - "Romeo".

"I am the mountain, you are the snow
Fall on me, make me grow."

Nice bit about "water" and "roses", as well...

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Backstreet Boys 'I Want It THAT Way'

― teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)
does snow make mountains grow?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"Just a Little Lovin'" - Dusty Springfield

― frankE (frankE), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oochie Wally"?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"brown eyed girl"

― amateur!!st, Monday, 20 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Balls In Your Mouth"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, sorry, "politely".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

LL Cool J's "I Need Love" ... written back when he sniffing dust and up to his neck hoochie mama vagina.

Not that the latter has changed a whole lot.

― Chris O., Monday, 20 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Norman Connors, "You Are My STarship" -- unless the line "and don't you come too soon" isn't meant to be taken quite that literally.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 20 September 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Stooges - "I Wanna Be Your Dog"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Public Image Ltd., "Poptones"

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

grace jones, pull up to my bumper, does it count?

― xenografia, Monday, 20 September 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Slide It In - Whitesnake

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

jam up and jelly tight - tommy roe.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'll be fucking you tonight" -- Notorious BIG

(Polite is relative)

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What was that Heart track that went on about making magic that night, and finding the woman in her, time and time again. That was very polite. Oh yeah, this happened in a motel that she knew so well iirc...?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'll be fucking you tonight" -- Notorious BIG
(Polite is relative)

At least he's giving advance notice.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark it's called:

"All I wanna do is make love to you"

Mutt Lange wrote it.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me" AND "Crush" AND "Rapunzel"

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 20 September 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bobby Goldsboro - "Summer (The First Time)"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Trini Lopez - "If I Had a Hammer"

― briania (briania), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND TO THREAD

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

briania - well played.

I'll reply with Indigo Girls, "Hammer and a Nail."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Breeds "Divine Hammer"

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Breeders, that is.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"tonight is the night" by Betty Wright... later sampled by Candyman in the similarly themed "Knockin' Boots"

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed, let us extend our pinkies and sip from demitasses of tea as we enjoy the politeness of Mr. Candyman's "Knocking Boots."

― briania (briania), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Public Image Ltd., "Poptones"

that's just broken my irony meter

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thank You John" by Willie Tee?

― Burr (Burr), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you."

― Phil Dennison (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

...oooh. I know! "Travelling Riverside Blues," by Zep.

``Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice run down my leg...'' I'll bet you didn't know that he was talking about...his heart! He loves her so much!

Alright! Also: Puff and Little Johnny Paper smoked something...something that starts with P-O-L-E! Zang!

― skowly (skowly), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

...ok, I'm just kidding.

It was P-O-T. Chill. Geez louise.

― skowly (skowly), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Outkast - "Call Before I Come"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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