klf - waiting for the rites of mu

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the album was supposedly banned by the klf. consists of 2 tracks .. first is a 42 minute soundtrack type of thing with all various KLF sonic elements (eg hendrix samples harking back to the glory days of 1987) set to a Chill Out type of feel (ie not song based like White Room), the second track, 20 mins, is kinda like Apocolypse Now type of thing, ambient vocals chants and Bill doing an impersonation of Martin Sheens dialogue advising of the bands journey ..
the album has surfaced and passed around various folks. anyone know why the KLF didn't release this final calling card cos its ace ..
any one else heard this .. genuine sounds or blatant ripoff? my source is 100% cert this is the real deal (the proposed suing of Echo Beach who tried to release it thus proving it was a proper KLF product)

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW CAN I HEAR IT?

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

well i would love to etc .. but no tech toys currently. tis out of action. email me and i'll see what i can do.
so no ILM'ers know more on this .. guess i am alone in thinking that KLF were one of the best Pop Bands Ever.

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

but .. i do have scans of the cover art available from ireallylovemusic.co.uk .. (note i dont have orig album - these were provided .. )

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

so no ILM'ers know more on this .. guess i am alone in thinking that KLF were one of the best Pop Bands Ever.

You should wait probably more than a few hours before making that assumption. I would kill to hear this.

What Time is Wuv, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

searched the archives for threads with 'klf' in and the search returned zip/zero/nada so kinda assumed that the KLF didn't get much ILM Space (pun intended). which amazed me.
spotted the PSB vs KLF cd on ebay ,. i have not heard it. is it good ? worthy of ebay madness ?

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

PSB vs KLF

that'd be a much more interesting thread than PSB vs. New Order.

The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't search for "klf". It's shorter than 4 words. The search I just did for "klf" returned that very error, not "zip/zero/nada".

What Time is Wuv, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(Or maybe just admit that you're a bit quick about your assumptions instead of lying, mark?)

What Time is Wuv, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously nothing in the ILM archives at all!

What Time is Wuv, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

text based browser .. missed the message re 4 words .. soz. will be more careful ..
ta for the pointers ! off to read and have fun .. thought i must have made mistake ..

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get the KLF at all

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

neither did my craply defined search.

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I would *love* to hear this lost KLF thing!!!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to hear this too...Chill Out gets constant rotation at my house.

mark e..u on slsk?

ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The 42 min ambient bit is the soundtrack to "Waiting" a film they made where they tried to apply the priciples of ambient music to film making or something. Haven't seen it but apparently they hang around on a beach on Jura waiting for a boat to arrive while the music plays. They're waiting for a boat, we're waiting for something to happen. Typical KLF concept. I believe this got an official release on video but obviously is hard to get hold of. I downloaded the whole thing ages ago from the old KLF site "Mancentral" which used to have tons of stuff. It's gone now, though. I've seen it on Kazaa lite, too.

everything, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

soz. dont have all that p2p stuf going on .. soz folks. i believe that there are mp3's hidden in various ftp sites that are described @ www.klf.de
and yes Waiting is the soundtrack .. i believe that there are different versions of the second track (Rites) with alternative dialogues ..

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the klf were gods but the klf vs. psb 12" was only so so.

stirmonster, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

nice one mr monster .. good to know these things. BTW : posted words on this wonderful sonic adventure http://www.ireallylovemusic.co.uk/current.html

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

There are some pretty cool downloads if you follow the link above (www.klf.de). Ages ago I found the "Stadium House" video, "America; What Time is Love" and "Its Grim Up North" videos, "3AM Eternal" at the Brit awards with Extreme Noise Terror (classic) and the White Room movie. Tried to get in there more recently and couldn't get it to work though. Course, I'm not very technically minded.

everything, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

was probably being hammered by me (+ others who had a KLF week last week) at the time ..

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the first track 'waiting' is a bit ho hum, but 'rites of mu' is quite simply brilliant. it would have a great ending if they'd released this as a goodbye record.

zappi (joni), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

agree entirely . tis like the final piece. love it lots. why wasn't it released .. anyone know ?

mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

both of them WERE released, AS FILMS (well, one released on video and one broadcast on MTV). The Echo Beach CD is just a bootleg release of the audio tracks from the two movies. fuxache.

and as if America No More wasn't an entirely perfect final record!

kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

the rites of mu is very very good. very good for train journeys. and half-asleep listening whilst on meal breaks at work. quite surreal where i work, watching 747's, opening and closing the nose section, reversing and assorted airport ground crew shenanigans.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Saturday, 25 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps this is the tright thread to ask about the Norwegian punk records they released in about 1998, pretending there was a punk scene there? All the acts were them. Anyone heard these songs?

the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 25 September 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

icelandic not norwegian. and not all the artists were them.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Sunday, 26 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

tell me more, frenchbloke.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 26 September 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

the late lamented mancentral site had them for download. there is one by an icelandic woman with a nice voice whose name escapes me. gimpo - their pal did a track too, or should that be talked over one.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Sunday, 26 September 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Finnish, not Norwegian or Icelandic. And only one of them was punk. And it was Drummond and Manning, not Drummond and Cauty.

There were six 7"s; four singles and two EPs. The A-sides were set to appear, with a few other tracks, on a soundtrack album for the first volume of Bad Wisdom (#2 finally due out in February!) - Drummond had tried shopping the album around, but got no takers. By the time the singles came out, the plan was to do 500 of each a week apart, then 1000 copies of the LP a month after that. But in classic Drummond style, he got bored and never got around to it. Though he had gone to the trouble of actually going to Finland to fax out the PR and post the records...

Kristina Bruuk is the non-Icelandic woman that Frenchbloke recalls, who is a faded pop star of the '70s and sang guest vocals with a modern girl group, Dracula's Daughter, on Candy (another track had been planned for use - every label has anotehr title crossed out and "Candy" written in in texta). She also had a solo track or two done for the album. Her name, it might be noted, bears a startling similarity to that of the male English author of K Foundation Burn A Million Quid.

The Fuckers were the punk band, and had the Ramonic nomenclature of Billy Fuck, Nasty Fuck, JJ Fuck and Sick Fuck, mainly so that the songwriting credit on the label could read (Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck). Sexy Roy Orbison was their atonal hit.

Gimpo is a Love Reaction roadie and KLF lifter-of-things - his single differed from the others in not having a fake demo as the b-side, but an unedited chunk of Bill and Z asking him about a recent incident in which he picked up a prostitute on the understanding that she could purchase some crack cocaine for his sampling. The lady of loose morals absconds with the Gimp's cash, he beats the shit out of some bloke in the street in frustration, and gets arrested.

"The whore's gone in there with me drugs and I fuckin' want them!... now because I'd said 'yes, I'd hit him', they put the cuffs on me and done me for afuckinssault!"
"That's fookin' very unfair."
"Yeah, yeah!"

On the A-side, they sample choice exclamations from this rant and use them in a storming KLF-esque dancefloor monster, full of buzzsaw guitars, massed chants of "GIM-PO GIM-PO GIM-PO" and a hook of Zodiac squealing "Yeeeeeew fah-king TWAT!"

The Daytonas were a Finnish rockabilly band that had been going since the '60s, and turned in a surf-instrumental type thing called Faster, Gimpo, Faster! Kill! Kill! Kill! At the peak of the chorus, they all shout "Gimpo!", and Gimpo faintly replies "what?" as the guitars swign back into the verse.

The first EP was Aurora Borealis, by Aurora Borealis, and was just two sides at 33rpm of ambient prettiness.

The second was by The Blizzard King, Finland's leading Elvis impersonator. They either used a genuine Elvis impersonator (erm) or Manning's doing a really good job himself. Three covers: Strangers In The Night, Break On Through and a fantastic In The Ghetto, which starts off with standard instrumentation, brings in some Finnish girl backing vocals (possibly just themselves sped up, Ann Coates stylee) on the title, and halfway through starts gradually fading up a vocal hip-hop loop that I've never seen identified ("the Desert Eagle, the Grim Reaper, the heart-stabber, the gun-clapper...") until by the end it's just this murderous litany, the occasional girly echo and the Elvis voice crooning "In the ghettooooooo..."

kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 27 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds great!

Kristina Bruuk is, according to Drummond's book '45', a figment of his and Gimpo's imagination. But I never quite know what to believe with him, mythmaker that he is.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 27 September 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, they're all completely made-up by Bill and Zodiac. well, the acts are, I imagine some actual Finns might have been used as session players. haven't read 45 since it came out, so I can't remember - did he identify who they used for the voice? (or I'll check when I get home)

I've put the Gimpo and Blizzard King tracks on CD but not the rest as yet - if I remember this thread exists when I get around to it, will do you a copy!

kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i might have some of the others as leeched from mancentral from my olde dial-up days. so many tracks, so little time.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Monday, 27 September 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

btw I checked and the voice of Kristina Bruuk is claimed to be Aija Puurtinen, who is alleged to sing in a band called Honey-B and the T-Bones. But that surname sounds like a rude joke so I am further suspicious. No doubt this would please Drummond.

kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

although Google seems to suggest I am just paranoid.

kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Does anyone else think that the voiceover may actually be Martin Sheen?@!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago)

This is *not* Bill Drummond imitating Martin Sheen. It's too perfect. Another site mentions Charlie Sheen, but I'm leaning towards the real deal. I mean, they burned a million pounds around this time, why not pay Marty Sheen $25K (very probably less than that at them time) to narrate something that they'll never actually release?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Otherwise it's a professional impressionist.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

AAARGH THEY DID ACTUALLY RELEASE IT, AS A TELEVISION FILM, THE ONLY FORMAT IT WAS EVER INTENDED FOR

kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago)

It's not Martin Sheen, it's their old PR guy Scott Piering. Also there was a Bad Wisdom album which has never been released but has been bootlegged whihc contains all the Kalevala 7's and some more tracks.

Debord (Debord), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

I guess I'll take your word for it, but that is the best Martin Sheen impression ever (actually, I still think it's him).

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago)

I have heard Scott Piering speak and he sounded almost as unlike Martin Sheen as Bill Drummond does, so props to him if it is an impresssion (I haven't heard this 'Waiting for the rites of Mu' so I can't really comment further).

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago)

People keep forgetting that there are 2 versions of Rites of Mu. One is narrated by Martin Sheen/Sheen Sound-alike, and the other I would guess is Scott Piering.

from: http://www.xmission.com/pub/lists/klf/archive/v02.n346

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I suppose it could be Sheen's right-wing brother, who did those NRA ads in 2002...

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)

I just read that his brother also did some of the voiceovers on Apocalypse Now.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
new happenings :

http://www.thesoundof.mu/

and for the complete mp3 :

http://www.thesoundof.mu/The_KLF_-_The_Sound_Of_Mu(sic).mp3

and for images :

http://forum.exhq.com/viewtopic.php?t=91&highlight=klf

someone is doing a great rip off

.. or there are stirrings in the KLF/JAMMS world.

mark e (mark e), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

yet another rip-off, but with more style than most of them.

kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

This is great... But i cannot get the mp3 file to download. If i retype in safari, i get a quicktime thing. But i cant download. Could you repost?
And this is one of the best KLF stuff i've heard!

Arnault (arc73hk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

Start off with the first link, click each logo until you get a track listing, then right click one of the speaker cones...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Thanks. This will be perfect for my train trips when I am going back to Europe.
Been playing the chil lout cd for too much!

Arnault (arc73hk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

arnault :

http://s26.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3I8KYTIJOH43F0KQ0JN5L4SVOT

hope this works for you !

m.e

mark e (mark e), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

so, all is revealed .. here

mark e, Monday, 7 January 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

LOL @ fanboys.

SeekAltRoute, Monday, 7 January 2008 10:19 (seventeen years ago)

Quite amusing, the "not the sort of thing the KLF would have done" comments about the vocal mixes and the 'bits of interview w/ Bill Drummond", forgetting that *all* of it is not the sort of thing etc.

(i.e. never believed it, but hey why not do it anyway)

Mark G, Monday, 7 January 2008 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

btw I checked and the voice of Kristina Bruuk is claimed to be Aija Puurtinen, who is alleged to sing in a band called Honey-B and the T-Bones. But that surname sounds like a rude joke so I am further suspicious.

The person and the band are real, they're quite well known here. Never heard that Aija Puurtinen would have worked with KLF though.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 January 2008 11:08 (seventeen years ago)


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