Impressive Nonsense Lyrics

Gonna grind me a white castle slider outa indias sacred cow

...and when all the sausages dance like Ray Bolger on the hood in a traffic jam....

Like a bedpan, like a sea horse, like a hiccup...

pass me some of that dumb ass over there . . .

Dropkick me Satan...through the goalposts of hell!

It's like getting a blowjob from your mom in the backseat of a cab on the way to sunday schoooooool

...and they all had boners and swollen clits...

i smoke elvis presleys toenails when I wanna get high

I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
you can have my legs just leave my mail alone
and I can't talk, so I guess I got nothin' to say,
I'll keep my eyes, just take these tears away....

i'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter, i'd like to watch the wood curl up and burn

"Exclamation mark click click click click click click click click click click click exclamation mark click exclamation mark click click click click click click click"

"What about the voice of Geddy Lee" ...oops, wrong thread.

Hm. Foetus, is it?

Runners-up: The Sugarplastic. The Sugarplastic strike me as masters of making ridiculously inscrutable strings of lyrics become weirdly compelling:

"Handle it with caution cause it's not even mine ... Take a piece of politic and boil it in brine ... Grab her by the wings and drag her to the altar."

"I might say so-and-so is only you but my nominal description doesn't work in W-sub ... I really don't know why these numbers never bothered him -- take the matter up with Good Lord Jim ... Hats off, Sam Lloyd, stay another day, cause X is for great king Xerxes and always stays that way."

"Little teeth, little teeth, it's a wonder you can eat -- throw your food upon the floor, mash it up with your feet. ... Little teeth, you're the synagogue and little teeth, you're the son of god."

"And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion/ I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean." The Smiths, 'Nowhere Fast'.

"Doctor Faustus: horseshoes splacking, swallows haycart, cart-horse, of the peasant blocking his path." The Fall, 'Doctor Faustus'.

Pretty much everything by the brilliant Robyn Hithcock.

Kidney Bingos ("money spines paper lung / kidney bingos organ fun" etc etc) may not look at all inspired on paper, but it seems a good deal more nonsensical than my previous nominations and the song rocks.

Praterstern Melanie Sommerfrost Harmonie Siegestor Silver Blink Meisterschuss Bischofsstadt Paderborn Nina Weibull Schweizer Gruss Lavaglut MEGIDDO MEGIDDO MEGIDDO

Praterstern Melanie Sommerfrost Harmonie

Siegestor Silver Blink Meisterschuss

Bischofsstadt Paderborn Nina Weibull Schweizer Gruss

Lavaglut MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO

Duwo Präsident Romeo Telstar

Goldfassade Dorothy Molde Solo Sympathie

Lieselotte Allgäu Irish Wonder Elmshorn

Diamant Topsi Margo Köster Baltika

Wiener Charme Roter Panther Lady Rose

Duwo Präsident Romeo Telstar

MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO

Duwo Präsident Romeo Telstar

I am a cipher
I am a cipher
You light the pilot
You make the metaphor come true
There's too much time to think

Love Theme From Santo Gold

Or something like that, but thats about creating a mood.

'One of us is a cigar stand and one of us is a lovely blue incandescent guillotine' Malkmus says this so slow, that I really wanted to know what he actualy said.... now I know... mood shmood.

And beck... something about a carbarator tied to the moon, and something something with the fruit of the ages.

ding dang a dong bong bing bong
ticky ticky thought of a gun
everytime i try to do it all now baby
am i on the run
why why why why why baby
if it's so evil then?
give me my time, with all my power
give it to me all again (wow)
ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
every where i go

everytime you tell me baby
when i settle down
got to get me a trailer park
and hold my world around
why why why why?

ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
dingy dingy son of a gun
half my time i tell you baby
never am I all for sure
why why why why why baby
sicky sicky from within
everytime I stick my finger on in ya
you're a wild wild little town bitch
now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
dingy a dingy dong a down

everytime you tell me baby
when i settle down
got to get me a trailer park
and hold my world around
why why why why?

in my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
a sticky sticky son of a gun
ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
why why never know
why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
then you take it on the bill
ding dang dong don't dong
whoa!

i wanna love ya!

why why why, why why darling
do you do you tell me to play?
half the time I talk about it all now baby
you know what I'm talkin' about I said
why why why it'll
ticky ticky ticky ticky
son of a gun
ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
ticky ticky thought of a gun

bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

aarrrhhhh...

ding dang a dang bong bing bong
ticky ticky thought of a gun
everytime I try to do it all now baby
am I on the run
why why why
it'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
dawn of a gun
bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
ticky ticky thought of a gun
bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
ticky ticky through the day

if you got a doubt 'bout baby
the memory is on the bed
why why why why why
darlin' uh it don't know
when my time is on
might tell me never do it on his own
if my time was all as is yours
make me burn a wish
when my time with you is brutish
no I'll never not ever

why why why why why why baby heavy hell
alone and it's here it's this thunder
the thunder oh thunder
oh!

jesus built my car
it's a love affair
mainly jesus and my hot rod

yeah, fuck it!

2. Pavement lyrics aren't really nonsense. They make sense is you read them in context "Nun is to church as parrot is to perch" is just an analogy word game excerpt. Ole Stephen makes a good amount of sense, just in a pun-y way. He is witty chap. Whether or not he is pretentious, um who knows? He didn't tell his band they were broken up, so he's either a pretentious ass or a scared little boy. Or maybe just human. Just not lest ye be.

3. LOUIE LOUIE has the best nonsense lyrics ever. They made them on the spot, plus you can't understand them. So they will be invisible forever. God Bless the Kingsmen.

My, my my, we're treating each other just like strangers I can't ignore the significance of these changes But you can't treat it lightly, And you'll have to face the consequences All my worst fears are grounded You have to make the choice between The Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me (no, no, no, no)

By this time time I got to looking for a kind of substitute I can't tell you quite how, Except that it rhymes with dissolute (oh naughty, naughty): But my baby's so lazy, she is almost unable And it's driving me crazy 'Cause her loving's just a fable that we sometimes try, With passion, to recall...

Send for an ambulance or an accident investigator He's breathing like a furnace, so I'll see you later, alligator He'll set the sheets on fire - mmm, quite a burning lover Now he'll barbecue your kitten: he is just another learner lover You have to make the choice between The Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me...

That was paw paw Negro blowtorch from here come the warm jets. But as with many weird songs it does make a kind of sence sometimes, it would be difficult to say that this is NOT a song about love (and barbecued kittens) The same goes for david bowies 'life on mars':

See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns

Again, though I don't have an exact handle on what this particular drug addled freak is saying I CAN say thats it's something to do with England..... How ever this is the same song where micky mouse grows up to become a cow, so what the f**k do I know eh?

Answer to the question: Billy McKenzie's McGonagall tribute.

Depeche Mode - "New Life"
Sisters of Mercy - "This Corrosion"

Lavaglut MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO MEGGIDDO

Haha the recent Holger Hiller revive made me google "duwo präsident romeo telstar" to find out the title of the Palais Schaumburg* song I mentioned here NINE YEARS AGO, in order to see if it's on youtube or something... nope, that post is still apparently the only occurrence of those lyrics on the entire Web. o_O

Goldfassade Dorothy Molde Solo Sympathie.

*) Hiller-less by that time, I believe.

[some personal nostalgia crap deleted]
yes, it was fun :)

Palais Schaumburg - rosen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI4213qhdOg

holy shit meisenfek. Utterly grateful. Just allude to something music-related not findable on the web, and ILM turns up. Thanks!!

pleasure! but dont be so thankful for having your holy grails decreased
(btw i'm still looking for 'Fatman crossing' by The Tee Vees *on any media*)

so was listening to Weedeater's Goliathan and the song "Bully" came on and I swear dude just screeches "stick your head in doodoo", and then at the end of the song he yells "WEEWEE! DOODOO! DOODOO! WEEWEE!".

even by their standards I wasn't expecting that

Red Hot Chili Peppers have a b-side from Blood Sugar Sex Magick that was on the Wayne's World soundtrack, called Sikamikinico. it's a nonsense word that means nothing.

what if all of the California songs replaced the word "California" with "Sikamikinico"

sorry, Sikamikanico