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Not that original a thread idea, but what the hell -- let's all get it out of our system here, and I promise we'll all feel a lot better for it, shall we? I'll start...

BOB DYLAN IS CRAZILY OVERRATED AND HAS THE VOICE OF A MOUNTAIN GOAT WITH A TRACHEOTOMY

::sigh:::

Ah, much better.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

RADIOHEAD -- ADORABLE RIP-OFFS TURNED PRE-MILLENIAL MID-70'S PINK FLOYD RIPOFFS TURNED APHEX AND AUTECHRE RIPOFFS : A NEW AND ORIGINAL VOICE OF ANIT-STAR REASON -- I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"DAYDREAM BELIEVER" WAS A BETTER SONG THAN ANYTHING THE BEATLES EVER PUT OUT

― pfeffernuesse (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"TOXIC" IS MAYBE -- MAYBE!!! -- BRITNEY'S 10TH BEST SINGLE. GREATEST THING EVER? -- FEH, TALK TO THE HAND.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

THE NEW DESTINY'S CHILD SINGLE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SUCKS

― pfeffernuesse (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM OTM OTM OTM
I feel a strange yet fermiliar peace here

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

PHISH DON'T DESERVE THEIR FANS

― W i l l (common_person), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

TOM WAITS IS A ONE-TRICK PONY

― W i l l (common_person), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

cant do bold. yet.

SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK RULE.

game over.

― mark e (mark e), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL GREAT

― Melson (ArchCarrier), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

EMBRACE ARE MY FAVOURITE BAND AND I DON'T MEAN TEH HARDCORE GROUP THAT BEGAT FUGAZI.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

BELLE AND SEBASTIAN ARE UTTERLY UNFORGIVABLE

― My Dinner With Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ILM IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MY TIME EVER.

some one tell me the bold trick please ?

― mark e (mark e), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You just did it, Mark?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ha.

ok. thats that sorted.

― mark e (mark e), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No bold for me either.

HENDRIX COULD SURE PLAY GUITAR, BUT ALL HIS SONGS ARE REALLY BADLY PRODUCED AND THUS SOUND HORRIBLE.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

INDIE ROCK IS BORING

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I HADN'T HEARD THE BOREDOMS BEFORE YESTERDAY. THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious 100% OTM, by the way.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I DON'T PLAY VINYL AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

LOVELESS IS BADLY PRODUCED AND THE SONG STRUCTURES AND VOCAL MELODIES ARE REALLY DULL.

― mzui, Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - Isn't that pretty much conventional wisdom?
Wooden OTM re: Boredoms.

― W i l l (common_person), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Loveless gets a lot of love round these parts no?

― mzui, Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think W i l l meant the vinyl thing.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The vinyl thing is conventional wisdom among the masses but I doubt it is among ILMers.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw heck, here goes nothing . . .

JESUS IS NOT THE LORD!

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

NOBODY REALLY LISTENS TO THE MEKONS CDS ON THEIR SHELF

― tipustiger, Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(I would.... if they released the Fast Product singles or The Quality Of Mercy Is Not Strnen on CVD I would....)

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so enjoying this.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

DEXTER GORDON IS BORING AND SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE DOING SOUNDRACKS FOR SKINEMAX MOVIES.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

NOT EVERYTHING PRINCE DOES IS BRILLIANT -- IN FACT MOST OF IT IS PRETTY CRAPPY

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE IS INDEED FILLER ON LONDON CALLING

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I never liked most Prince -- I always felt like I was being "told" to like him.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

PSEUDO-OTIS CLEAR SPOT BEEFHEART IS SUPERIOR TO FREE-VERSE ARHYTHMIC SQUALL-OF-GRONK TROUT MASK BEEFHEART

AND MELLOW GOLD IS BETTER THAN BOTH

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I REALLY REALLY CANT STAND BRIAN WILSONS VOICE AND JUST DONT GET THE LOVE FOR PET SOUNDS & SMILE

cleansed.

― mark e (mark e), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPTIONAL ABOUT THE STONE ROSES

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE SOLO WORK OF LOU REED IS MORE HIGHLY REGARDED THAN THAT OF ANY OF, I DON'T KNOW, SAY, THE MONKEES. OR DURAN DURAN. OR WHOEVER. YOU GET THE IDEA.

Granted, I haven't listened to much of it, but since what I heard led me to the above conclusion ...

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

THE PIXIES WERE A DECENT, MIDDLE-OF-THE-PACK INDIE ROCK BAND WITH A COUPLE REALLY GOOD SINGLES, BUT NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

....OR THE HAPPY BASTARD MONDAYS FOR THAT MATTER

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

poppy two step in the vain of Flowers is much better than most grime.
The Red Hot Chilly Peppers better lay up off that horse or they will get an infection from its fermenting flesh.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

OASIS WERE NEVER ANYTHING MORE THAN A DERIVATIVE PUB BAND. ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM IS A MORON. AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY SHIT ABOUT DEFINATELY MAYBE BEING QUITE GOOD, ACTUALLY. IT'S NOT. IT'S RUBBISH BEYOND BELIEF.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

dissing oasis is now considered blasphemous?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There is so much truth here.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

CREEDENCE 1967-1970 > BEATLES 1967-1970

PUNK'S SHELF-LIFE AS TWO-CHORD ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT REBELLION WAS ABOUT HALF A YEAR; ANY LEFTOVER PISTOLS-APERS WHO WERE STILL AROUND IN '78 SHOULD'VE PACKED IT IN AFTER MAGAZINE'S FIRST ALBUM RENDERED THEM IRRELEVANT

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF RADIO 4, ROUGHLY 90% OF CURRENT NYC-SPRUNG POST-PUNK BANDS THAT CITE GANG OF FOUR AS AN INFLUENCE ARE MORE LISTENABLE THAN GANG OF FOUR

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(conclusion reached after listening to DFA Compilation #2)

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

THE BEACH BOYS ARE HORRIBLY TWEE.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Alfalfa Romeo is OTM about punk.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

There is much passion here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

hooray for moogpunk

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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Around 1988, Neil Young finally got good.

Dr. Morbius is deaf! and crazy!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

JUST BECAUSE A BAND IS CHRISTIAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY DISMISS IT

― katie, a princess (katie, a princess), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

i love hating lil jon

― katie, a princess (katie, a princess), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

SUPERPITCHER IS FUCKING BORING

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

> THE BUZZCOCKS WERE BETTER THAN MAGAZINE.

Still are, old fruit!

― Niall, Friday, 9 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

THIS ONE PAT TRAVERS LIVE RECORDS I HAVE IS PRETTY MUCH OKAY!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I BOUGHT THE SONG SIMPLE MAN BY SKYNYRD OFF OF ITUNES AFTER I HEARD IT IN A BEER COMMERCIAL

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

NOMEANSNO ARE SWEET!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

THE GIRL IN POSTER CHILDREN WAS SUPER ADORABLE!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

JUSTUS KOEHNCKE MAKES ME QUESTION MY HETEROSEXUALITY.

― baked beans (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

'THE UNFORGIVEN' AND 'NOTHING ELSE MATTERS' WERE TWO OF METALLICA'S BEST SONGS. THE REST OF THE BLACK ALBUM WAS UNFORGIVABLE TRASH.

― baked beans (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS IS CRAP, EXCEPT WHEN HE SINGS ABOUT FISTING

― prince Smegma (aarana), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

No way, Through the Never was a tuff old-skool jam on the Black Album!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

ITEM: ELTON JOHN PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

MADONNA IS OLD

― Sym Sym (sym), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

by the way, that Justus thing was in reference to his music. the man himself is hideous looking.

― baked beans (Royal Bed Bouncer), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

I PICKED THE SCAB IN THE FISTR PLACE

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 December 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

'HELP ME RHONDA' IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING ON PET SOUNDS

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 10 December 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

There has only been one good musical act per year after I was born.

― Trafalga, Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

JUST BECAUSE A BAND IS CHRISTIAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY DISMISS IT

-- katie, a princess (kati...), December 9th, 2005.

Has any Christian band ever been worth a shit? Answer: NO.

― Trafalga, Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

VICTORIA WILLIAMS >>>>>>>>>>>> SUFJAN STEVENS

― fandango (fandango), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

JULIANA HATFIELD IS A BETTER SINGER AND SONGWRITER THAN LIZ PHAIR, CAT POWER OR PJ HARVEY

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Has any Christian band ever been worth a shit? Answer: NO.

BLACK SABBATH

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 10 December 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

"ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL" >>>> "LUST FOR LIFE"

― le hague, Saturday, 10 December 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

the new hold steady record is kinda christian.

most good country, like, ever, is nominally christian....same w/lots of r&b....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 10 December 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

NAS FUCKING SUCKS PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT

also

SO DOES MF DOOM

― adam (adam), Saturday, 10 December 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

BOB MARLEY WAS ACTUALLY A 53 YEAR OLD WHITE SONGWRITER FROM NEBRASKA NAMED MORTY JANCKOWITZ WHO GOT HIS START WRITING TIN-PAN ALLEY STYLE NOVELTY HITS FOR "DR DEMENTO'S" RADIO SHOW. TO THIS DAY ACTUAL JAMAICANS ARE UNAWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF ANY SO-CALLED "BOB MARLEY".

― j.r., Saturday, 10 December 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

In other words he's not as great as he's cracked up to be.

― j.r. yoo-wing, Saturday, 10 December 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 30 THAT ARE CRAZY FOR INDIE ROCK CREEP ME OUT. AND SLAVISH INDIE ROCK FANDOM SHOULD BE OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM BY 25.
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN ADULTS TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LIKE PIFFLE LIKE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Saturday, 10 December 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

"Radar Love" is mediocre.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 26 January 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS SO DAMN LONG, THAT NO ONE WILL GET A CHANCE AT HEARING WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

funny that the strongest reaction to blasphemy here has been to gear : we have a winner !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 26 January 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Never Mind The Bollocks" is completely forgettable, and probably isn't even among the best 100 punk albums ever.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 26 January 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

GEIR HONGRO RULES

― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 29 January 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait here's a real no-no

NED RAGGETT IS HANDSOME ...LY PAID TO POST ON ILX !
which also explains why he's on every single thread

― clones? (blunt), Sunday, 29 January 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

and being nice
*ducks*

― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 29 January 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

IF FRANK ZAPPA WAS A GENIUS THEN I AM TRULY GLAD THERE AREN'T VERY MANY GENIUSES IN MUSIC

THERE IS NOTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING ABOUT CARLOS SANTANA'S GUITAR PLAYING

PROG ROCK IS A HUGE MISNOMER AS THE MUSIC DOESN'T "ROCK" AT ALL. IT'S MERELY JUST HYPER-EXTENDED POP SONGS PILED HIGH WITH SUPERFLUOUS INSTRUMENTATION

― Cliftonb, Sunday, 29 January 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

WHY CAN'T ANYONE DISLIKE RAP WITHOUT ANYONE TRYING TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE A RACIST!!!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 29 January 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

THE HOMOSEXUALS AND THEIR OFF-SHOOTS ARE TOTALLY OVERRATED

oh, and

KONONO NO 1 GETS OLD QUICKLY

― nerve pylon (flat_of_angles), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

THE HIGH TIDE ARE BETTER THAN THE MISUNDERSTOOD

― larry blueberry, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

THE WHO PLAYED SAFE BLAND MUSIC BECAUSE THEY WERE SAFE BLAND PEOPLE WHO WERE ALWAYS TUCKED UP IN BED BY 9PM AFTER SAYING THEIR PRAYERS

― DR X O'SKELETON, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

KONONO NO 1 GETS OLD QUICKLY

OTM

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

GWAR CAN WRITE ACTUALLY DECENT MUSIC AND ARE NOT A COMPLETELY TALENTLESS GIMMICK BAND.

― LoneNut, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

"looking for a cool place to park"

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

"MR. BRIGHTSIDE" ISN'T A BAD SONG

― mark e. ferdinand, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

RADIOHEAD -- ADORABLE RIP-OFFS

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE 1994 AND I THOUGHT NOBODY HEARD ME!

― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

BOB DYLAN IS CRAZILY OVERRATED AND HAS THE VOICE OF A MOUNTAIN GOAT WITH A TRACHEOTOMY

::sigh:::

Ah, much better.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer)

zing

― omar little, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

STEELY DAN IS THE SMOOTH JAZZ OF SOFT ROCK

― Shushtari (res), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

PRINCE MADE MORE GREAT ALBUMS IN THE 90S THAN IN THE 80S!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

DISTURBED'S "DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" IS A PRETTY ROCKIN SONG. IN FACT, NU-METAL HAS BEEN UNFAIRLY MALIGNED FOR TOO LONG!

Also:

EMO/SCREAMO GETS A BAD RAP AND THURSDAY ARE ONE OF (IF NOT THE) MOST TALENTED BANDS WORKING TODAY.

― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

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