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i'm HORGOTH DeLaGorta

― chaki, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am TORGO, the baby maimer.

and short order cook.

― Gage-o, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vamprackt

― Honda, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Voltemort

― Nude Spock, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fucking Blood Everywhere...or maybe Wretched Spawn of the Dark Warrior

― DJ Paddington, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am TORGO, the baby maimer.

Torgo is already taken.

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am GORVANE.

― DV, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Miriam Bloodaxe!

― james, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Bloody Gourdfucking Orgy The O-Ring of Deathly Fire The Blood-Hurling Urethras We Fuck Dead Peoples' Eyesockets The Cheerleader Gore Whores Necrobeastihemopsychodeath Tampons of Agony Burning Bloodfarts

― Tommy, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm, Chaki, your name is already taken by ORGOTH, my 100% BM mate. He'll skin you if he finds out. Eat your vital organs and your brain. The usual.

― Simon, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wenchèrous Mürde

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Morbid Black Death Cadaver!!!

― turner, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Echtros Thanatherion

― OleM, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am slubatheir vortran and i bath in the blood of the virginal man flesh... fear me.. fuckers

― star, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can i be "et yorkourps"?

― rebecca carr, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Orlok Bloodpisser

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Susan.

― Michael Jones, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Olaf Voltaire Whoremangler...III

― cockmaimer, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Naughty Ron.

― DavidM, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ersky Atsy Can Tractor

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cannibal Ox.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Assgägger Mouthwört

― Nude Spock, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three months pass...

ludicra!!!

― necromagnon, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am lady die.

― di, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr. Spasmodicus the Unpleasant.

― Colin Meeder, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lucious johnson

― Poops Mcgee, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shakira.

― Judd Nelson, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Viva L'Morte

― dleone, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Henceforth I am HTOGUH, Slayer Of Trend People.

― DV, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what dv?

― chaki, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MOESEN SAFT

― Poops Mcgee, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

Grondor Horn blaster

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The original Unholy Black Metal Songtitle-O-Matic generator.

― Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

FELLWALKER

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Dolores Chupasangre

Perhaps somebody could work up a Black Metal Name generator?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Brutal Fist

― gabriel rodriguez-doerr (gabe), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The best one is still from the Master's Hammer guitarist: NECROCOCK

― Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

DEUS NECROS DEAD!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

DEMON-CUM

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Daemonlord Vladimir Custov.

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

KNEEL BEFORE ME THOU INSIGNIFICANT BLOOD SAUSAGES!

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

mortiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

― ddd, Wednesday, 2 October 2002 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Trish the Anal Mucous Gal

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Ridiculoud

― Yancey (ystrickler), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

somehow i missed this thread...

i used to write under the name "hellfarmer" for a friend's metal zine in the 80s and early 90s; inspired by sodom's tom angelripper, chris witchhunter and various guitarists i wanted the most ridiculously non-evil name i could find. recently i thought about resurrecting it for purposes of writing about metal surreptitiously.

and then i found this.

― your null fame (yournullfame), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Elichabitch Taylor!

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Ironick Anvil-Stain

― Ray M (rdmanston), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Klixeoon Das Harvaath

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 3 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

uuhi

― njjio, Monday, 29 March 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord Niggrath

― skeletor, Monday, 29 March 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

isahn.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 29 March 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss my old email addy :(

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Monday, 29 March 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Regurgitated Excrement of the Corpse of Xythryx!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

tinfoil suicide. pussmetal.

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kruntevoid.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Sonny. This is my black metal name.

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hernia from the Bowels of Vlad the Impaler

― Cacaman Flores, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Misére Auveré and The Ghosts of Cocaine Bingeing

― don, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Attila

― Daisy Walton, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

ENCEPHALON

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Jimmy Necropolis

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

Encephalon is A++++

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

THANKS!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

mort alamort

― Edward III, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

I am ZUUL.

― Jeff Treppel, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

Zarzuella Albondigas

― moley, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

Call me PLAGUEFINGER!!!

― Tantrum The Cat, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

Chris Christsmasher

― moley, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

SHITMASK KUTTHROTE

― luriqua, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

Derek Morris

― PhilK, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

Weeping Vomit

― Bob Standard, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

Lizzie Bourdain?

― j.lu, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

Grim Gnarlicon.

― novaheat, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

As far as best black metal names, can anyone top Ace Gestapo Necrosleezer and Vaginal Commands from Blasphemy?

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

That's one guy, btw.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

Tremble before the fearsome Bäro Infernus!

― Just got offed, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

BIG HOOS the stakedriver

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 November 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

Babyraper Christ.

― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 22 November 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

Too. Much. Information.

― JN$OT, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

j/k, obviously.

― JN$OT, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

Christfuck Lust

― andi, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

Ghasztryckke Dhysztresze

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

aka VOM

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

Lord Wrongness

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Adölphrö

― abanana, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Adölphrö "Shabba Doo"

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Worst black metal name ever: the cover art designer for Slechtvalk : Kris Verwimp

― StanM, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

(ok ok, that's his real name, but still)

― StanM, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

My name IS a black metal name.
"Are you the dude from Borknagar?" Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

― Øystein, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

haha dude one of the SSMT guys actually thought that was you for a while

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 22 November 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Oyvind Leonhardsen

― Just got offed, Thursday, 22 November 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Louisen Jaggrund

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 November 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

HABEAUS CORPSES

― chaki, Thursday, 22 November 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'll_Sleep_When_You're_Dead

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 November 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, "Ace Gestapo Necrosleezer and Vaginal Commands" winner and still champ, though. I mean...WTF!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 23 November 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

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