Well, whaddya know. This new Blood Brothers album IS good.

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ILM was right. Bought it on a whim along with the Frank Black Francis CD, the new Tom Waits, and the new Pig Destroyer. I just wanted to kill some time at the record store while my oil got changed at Firestone next door, and ended up spending $60.

Anyway, I saw this, and remembered how much I hated that first album (never heard the second) but decided to give it a try. It's really good.

roger fidelity, Thursday, 14 October 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"the girl sounds like kathleen hanna. shouldn't they be called 'blood brother and sister'?"

-- my girlfriends asute summation of the entire appeal/problem of this band.

harshaw (jube), Friday, 15 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

??? There aren't any girl singers in the band.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Crimes is at the top of my shopping list for the next time I'm in a record store. Burn Piano Island Burn has been in steady rotation in my CD player for the past couple of months. If it's anything as good as that, I'll be pleased.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

??? There aren't any girl singers in the band.

This might be the point of the comment.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

But none of them sound like girls either. I don't get it.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 15 October 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This is my next cd purchase. I am psyched.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a good record.

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I will resist a long dissertation on why I love this record so much.

Simon H., Friday, 15 October 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

...okay!

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If you giveme a long dissertation i won't have to think about it. so do it.

Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Alright then...

The key to enjoying BB is embracing their vocalists' interplay wholeheartedly. Johnny is the infamous one because his delivery has been getting more abd more effeminate with time, and on "Crimes" he sounds like he's trying to channel the voice of some long lost, dead female soul singer, all while screaming his head off like the hardcore kid he won't admit he is. But it's the addition of Jordan that caps it - his singing is understated, much lower in tone, almost Britt Daniel-esque in some ways. The way their vocal styles clash and intertwine constantly - thing a mutant Simon and Garfunkel - is something to behold.

But none of this would matter if the songs sucked. They don't. It starts with "Feed Me to the Forest", a Oneida-esque stomper with what would be an awesome chorus if it didn't only happen once. It sonds nothing like their old material.

Then a huge wail of feedback greeting the wonderfully titled "Trash Flavored Trash", the first single. It sounds like "Dirty"-era Sonic Youth being played double-speed, in every sense. It rocks. "The five o'clock news is a fucking fantasy."

Then there's my favorite song of the year, "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck". Starting with an abrupt but melodic guitar-drum-maraca-handclap intro, and moving into an almost J-pop feel, and opening with the fantastic line, "those tire tracks / zigzag your torso like the devil's self-portrait" before Johnny starts really getting in touch with his feminine side for real this time with his backing vocals, before a refrain of "love love love..." really starts to make this track something special. Lovely steady 80's drums. Then, "back at the hospital, you've got no visitors at all. she visits you in your sleep with that newspaper gown...", and it finally rocks out - gloriously - with both vocalists in full throttle but the band still showing surprising restraint. It really has to be heard to be believed.

"Peacock Skeleton With Crooked Feathers" is another strong diversion from their hardcore roots, with more persistent maraca and a leading keyboard line, as well as more directly political lyrics than usual, not limited to the title - "If wedding bells sound like death knells baby / is a wealthy groom worth all this gloom?". ti's the only song that reaches 'Burn' length - which is to say four and a half minutes - and it maintains a wonderful sense of momentum. Even more restrained than "Car Wreck" in some ways.

"Teen Heat" is a little pop gem with bouncy, almost beat-boxy backing vocals and a tight, fast little chorus. Johnny contributes cheerleader exuberance on the second verse, but even more unusually, Jodan ushers in an old-school 808-style break before one last freakout.

"Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy" has the best title but is my least favorite. It has some lovely guitar breaks and one of the more effective narratives on the album - the tale of the overnight "romance" of Candy and Mr. Howell, with the slight issue that Candy is afflicted with an infestation of nasty flesh-eating rodents that seduced her with tears of self-pity. (it's not that I think little narratives like this are particularly insightful, but I like that they have the intensity and conviction to pull it off without total hackneyed-ness). Johnny truly unleashing his inner Hannah on this one, and Jordan filling in the story with nicely melodic stanzas.

Then there's the title track, which has to be their quietest track overall, all organ and acoustic guitar and hypnotic drumline. Weirdly affecting, even with lines like "we're just like those condom wrappers, used up, torn up, thrown away".

Which brings us to the second half of the record, which turns into a panorama of gruesome war imagery, with NO restraint on any level - it suddenly morphs into a relentlessly incoherent record in all the right ways, with the whole band stretching their talents even further and structure - if not melodic sensibility - getting thrown pretty much completely out the window. And it' s glorious.

"My first kiss at the public execution" takes their penchant for graphic imagery a little far - hangings, beheadings, exploding heads, slit throats - but it's more than made up for by the sheer musical ingenuity at work here, from the stuttering little intro, to Johnny's batshit crazy backing wail, to the glorious wail of "so won't you hold me closer / until the execution's over"...and then finally to the unprecedented (on this album anyway) abrupt double-time noise orgy to finish it off. Mmm, noise orgy.

Then it's "Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret", which appropriately enough is piano-driven. "scarecrow! they stole my wife! they tied her to an ark in a field of rye". Then comes my favorite single moment on the whole album, where the song slows to a crawl, and Johnny has finally succeeded in channeling that old singer for an amazing, wailing middle eight while the band suddenly carves a clear, effective melody and everything just CLICKS. Then, a solemn piano-and-guitar epilogue.

Probably to wake up the fans who miss the hardcore days, there's the sub-2-minute "Beautiful Horses", which starts fast and loud and stays that way, but then reaches a manic helium rampage of "carpet bombs" and the "burning treasury", then another double speed Locust-style ending - "ride the show pony parade, and collapse, and come in fucking last".

"Wolf Party" brings back the piano but with a strongly dissonant edge and a more swaggering band. They're being outright unforgiving with their imagery now - "one man's murder scene is another's champagne party, one man's broken spine is a soldier's war decoration" More eloquently: "you bring in your kill from the savannah and bake it in the sun. the sun warps its skin and you see the face of God in its tarry mess. Those wolf mechanics...". Also, is that a cello? I think it might be!

After all that doom and gloom comes "Celebrator", a super-bouncy would-be party favorite if it weren't for lyrics like "every soldier's spewing black cum from their victory hard-ons" and other bits about dead children. Succinct and catchy as hell.

Finally, there's "Devastator", maybe the least sensical track on the album musically, but what a way to go. It opens with organ, then Johnny's mind-boggling vocal bagpipes (!), then some hymnlike backing vocals, before feedback comes crashing in like "Trash" and it's FAST. Then it slows, with almost arena-rock cadence. Then the piano comes pack. "Everybody needs a little devastation." Then everything but the piano and some acoustic guitar filters out. "a funeral bouquet ready to explode". and, in under two minutes, it's over. Wow.

For the delectable combination of nihilism and mlodicism, femininity and brutality, this album is worth a listen, if only at least a download. It's better than "March on electric children", and it's better than "Burn Piano Island Burn". What more could you want?

Simon H., Saturday, 16 October 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, it was a fanboy rant, but please give it a try folks.

Simon H., Saturday, 16 October 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i know this'll sound like the hautiest indie fuxor thing ever, but i still like the leaked studio session tracks more

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The best thing about the leak was the hilarious folk singalong reprise of one of the verses from "Celebrator"

Simon H., Saturday, 16 October 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

this is fucking awesome. thanx for getting in import copies & making them cheaper than regular cds, real groovy!

etc, Friday, 22 October 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys are gay; you dont listen to hardcore

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I must like fucking other dudes because I like this album too.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only listened to it once so far. Not sure yet whether or not I will end up liking it more than Piano Island.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

how many jud jud 7 inches do you dudes own

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

None but your ass sure is sweet.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to own your 7-inch.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

With my mouth.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What I'm trying to say is that I like this Blood Brothers album.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

do you like GAYRILLA BISCUITS?

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I WAS LISTENING TO HARDCORE WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN FLINTSTONE DIAPERS YOU SHITBOX

Yanc3y in NYC (ystrickler), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not a big fan of hardcore, except for the few odd Fugazi albums. I kinda liked the production on Piano Island because it was a bit more nu-metal, but Crimes is still growing on me, so it may eventually come out ahead.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

this album's pretty cool, sounds like the White Stripes if both were pretending to be Tim Taylor of Brainiac. I've never seen a hardcore jud jud 7-inch though, let alone held one or put it on.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I assume Jon won't be happy until he's got his hands on all of them and the room is full of guys who really enjoy them too.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No, manthony, you're thinking of cocks.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

And so am I.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I like this Blood Brothers album.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

no I'm thinking of hardcore jud jud 7-inches. They're made of plastic.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

jud jud is greaaat

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

some of them are actually 12-inches. i guess that's too much hardcore for jon. he's young.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

actually that's not fair. If he's got the 7-inches on more often then he's got just as much jud jud in his system as somebody with a 12-incher.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pipetree.com/jabber/jud/jud-0.4a.html
http://static.reunion.com/j/jud/jud/

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO'S GOT THE 10 INCH

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

PS - I listened to Black Flag in 1994.

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I was listening to the Vandals and Bad Religion in 1988, so whatever.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe it was 1990, but anyway.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, but you were old enough to know better

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Not really.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

someone tell me in a sentence or two why i should buy this album on my way home

kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Because it's only $10?

o. nate (onate), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Because you like the cock? And cool music?

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

jon's pretty much correct! ardkore 4eva hardcore neva.

etc, Saturday, 23 October 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)


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