In Praise of... White Noise by Cop $hoot Cop

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This may be a very lonely thread, I fear. It seems I rub very few shoulders in the Cop Shoot Cop hallelujah choir, and that's a damn shame, as I think they were one of the few great, original, intense, visceral bands of the last two decades. Second only to my beloved Killing Joke, COP $HOOT COP were virtually the perfect band for me. Intense, angry, needlessly hostile, loud, cynical, unconventional...what's not to love?

I'd heard about them first, via their flyers haphazardly plastered around the Lower East Side. Sometime in the fall of 1991 or so, a NYC free weekly named New York Perspective assigned me the task of interviewing a local, up'n'coming band. I chose Cop Shoot Cop. The band were about to release their second record, White Noise and were touring with then-incongruous Brit labelmates, Carter USM and opening at the Roseland Ballroom in midtown Manhattan for the then band of the moment, EMF (of all bands).

The band were a flithy, black, vindictive smear on an evening of otherwise sunny, banal pop, and christ how I adored them for it. White Noise was such a fresh blast to my ears (despite obvious nods to Big Black, Swans, Pussy Galore and a dash of Gang of Four) that it swiftly became my favorite album of the moment. The halfway point between their wilfully dissonant origins and their comparatively poppy faux-industrial suck-up days (which I also loved), White Noise is the perfect orgy or wit, abbrasion, noise and even a dash of swing. No guitars. No conventional rhythms. No apologies. A twelve salvo middle-finger to posers, religious fanatics, corporate whores, scenesters, and authority figures of all shapes and sizes, White Noise is a dizzy celebration of depravity, violence, sincere suicideal tendencies, and all-around loathing. It was the ideal soundtrack to walking around a snowy Lower East Side (when it still had a whiff of danger, drugs and squatter's riots about it).

It's also the album with the band's strongest tunes. Between Tod [A]'s lyrical pastiche's and black-humored one-liners, the guitar-less ensemble clatters and rattles away in ever-throttle-shifting herkajerk motions, grinding a whirling like a rusty, broken machine about to throw a spoke and bulldoze through the wall.

Between its bevvy of quoatably bleak mantras ("CHANGE WHAT YOU CANNOT ACCEPT/DO NOT ACCEPT WHAT YOU CAN'T CHANGE!", "THE EARTH WHICH FED YOU NOW CONSUMES YOU!"), the dueling bass bouts (Tod on "high-end" noise-making and Nasty Jack Natz on "low-end" rhythm batttery), Cripple Jim Coleman's arsenal of bizarrly disarming samples and Phil Puleo's stiff-backed, precision drumming, it's as cathatrtic a noise as could be found in its day (and a welcome antidote for the then-percolating grunge scene which would eventually overtake and drown NYC's then-thriving scene of like-minded bands.

In any case, I could prattle on about favorite tracks like "Heads I Win, Tails You Lose" or the surprisngly melodic "Hung Again," but I'll see if anyone bites first.

White Noise by Cop Shoot Cop. It rocks.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

P.S. Vote Nader!

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

LOVE Cop Shoot Cop! "Ten dollah bill in my pocket ..." soundtracked my college years. Firewater is good too but not as good as CSC.

charlie see, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw CopShoot Cop once in Boston, on a cold summer night, oh a decade ago, and was mightily impressed. But i havent even heard white noise since then. sort of forgot about them. you're right though, a very underrated band

kephm, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hallelujah! Only got "Ask Questions Later," though.

Ben Dot (1977), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

White Noise was the album that turned me on to Cop Shoot Cop, and was (I'm pretty) sure their first exposure in Britain. What did I like about it? Well, it certainly reminded me of the people Alex mentions above but I think what stood out for me is that it took the spirit of the industrial scene (which was huge at the time) and married it to arsequake. And with clear nods to the 80s industrial scene through Phil Puleo's drumkit (of sorts) and Jim Coleman's philosophy on sampling (which seemed best summed up as "be disturbing").

It's an album that at times doesn't seem to know what its strengths are - "The Coldest Day Of The Year" is far and away (for me at least) the best song on it, but is buried in the middle of side one almost as an afterthought - but has more stone cold classic songs than any other CSC record. Plus it could never have spawned a daytime radio hit in the same way Ask Questions Later did ("Ten Dollar Bill" was played on daytime Radio 1 - was Jakki Brambles' single of the week at one point - alongside the pop hits of the day like Michael Jackson or whatever).

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex,
Fuck me, Cop Shoot Cop were good. The first review I ever wrote EVER was of a Cop Shoot Cop show in Coventry - yeah, fuck knows what they were doing there (I seem to recall it as a support show for Therapy?)- but as a big 'White Noise' junkie at the time I was mad for it. A year or so later, I got to interview Tod & another member (for Lime Lizard I fink) and they were ace, it was the first interview I ever did and they reassured me I hadn't fucked up, bless 'em. BUT - didn't anyone else buy the 'Suck City' EP? Cos the track on the B-side 'We Shall Be Changed' was fucking amazing (samples of George C Scott in ExorcistIII especially). CSC kept being good but they never topped this, 'Traitor Martyr', 'Coldest Day Of The Year', 'Chameleon Man', or 'If Tomorrow Ever Comes'.
Fuck man, I'm digging out 'White Noise' and 'Ask Questions Later' (for which I have one of my fave t-shirts ever bought at said Cov gig) right fkn now. Could you imagine just how quickly the likes of Interpol, Rapture, ARE Weapons, The Knife etc etc would shit their pants and swear to never record again if the mighty Cop Shoot Cop were out on the loose again?

Alex, you're ace at reminding me of things I should listen to. Lemme bat one back maybe - Swell '41'.

Neil Kulkarni, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I found a green vinyl 12" of 10 Dollar Bill in a charity shop last week, for £1. SO I bought it, but I haven't listened to it yet. To my knowledge I have never heard a cop shoot cop song, so this will be my introduction - is it any good?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I had the first album w/ the yellow cover but I can't really remember too much about it. Somewhere between the Young Gods and Pailhead perhaps?

This is also making think of some of those Noiseville bands like Bench and Action Swingers who I guess would have been sharing the same bills as them.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

CSC were amazing. I think 'Release' could have been an amazing record w/ the production of Dave Sardy (fuck I miss Barkmarket too) only had Mr. Todd A sunk more into it rather than Firewater. Although, I gotta admit Firewater's "Get off the Cross We Need the Wood for the Fire" is 1) one of the best album titles ever, 2) one of the best album covers ever, and 3) one fuck of a great super group/solo record. They kinda lost steam for the most part after that and have gotten more and more mediocre.

CSC fans should check out:
http://thepolywog.com/copshootcop/

It's run by Phil Puleo of CSC and is kina a farewell. You can read all the dirt about what happened in the end, download a bunch of CSC outtakes/live shit/final recording sessions, buy RedEXpendables (CSC minus Todda A) and learn all kindsa extra worthless CSC knowledge.

Dig IT,
WEENIS


OH SHIT, Swell '41', don't get me even started about how amazing Swell is (well, were)

Weenis, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, agree with you that Cop Shoot Cop were GREAT live - twin bass low-end and percussion/metallics rack!

but I was disappointed in the records - which sounded to me like rambling late Foetus or The Fall on an off day. maybe time has been kinder but then, based on the live sound, I was looking for something heavy as Swans - Filth or, yeah, Young Gods.

Paul (scifisoul), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay. C$C love. Warms my heart, it does.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I like 'em too. I was turned on to them after seeing them live at the Phoenix festival in '95 in a pathetically early slot. Haven't listened to them for years, though - I must dig up some of their stuff.

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Lovely band, indeed. Caught 'em on the Ask Questions tour with the God Machine opening on the latter's sole full American tour. As you might imagine, that was one hell of a great night.

Alex and Neil and others are far more eloquent on the matter than I, but FWIW my stumbling attempt at a review for the AMG here.

Swell? Great band.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Tod & Myself this past summer....

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Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"No really, I swear, if you listen to this George W. Bush speech backwards and concentrate hard, you can hear him say to kill your parents and to worship dogs."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Smash retro!

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...
COP REVIVE COP

Been listening to this record again constantly for the last couple of days, and it makes me weep bitter tears that no one seems to make music like this anymore. With the sole exception of "Empires Collapse" (which, I believe, is wilfully unlistenable), there is literally not a bad track on this fucking record. I love Firewater, but damn do I wish Tod would get back down to this level of vitriol.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

I went on a used trawl for this album several months ago and couldn't find it. Time to try again!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

It would benefit hugely from a remastering, I must say. Holding my breath I am not. I fear Cop Shoot Cop will go down in history as merely a blip/also-ran as far as the record company powers-that-be are concerned.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'm sure that Dan knew I would end up here eventually...

Total Fucking Godhead of a record. The best Cop Shoot Cop ever made, and that's saying something...I think it's possible that I have forced "And If Tomorrow Ever Comes" on more unwilling listeners than anything other than "Throne Of Agony" by Foetus. Permanently and absolutely entrenched as my second favorite album of all time (following, unsuprisingly, "Nail" in spot one.)

Unlike a lot of what I was listening to at the time, it seems to be sort of timeless, never dated or quaint sounding, kind of like "Gimmick" by Barkmarket, which I've always thought of as the poppier, goofier "White Noise"

Ah. I'm rattling on again...thinking about C$C just makes me so goddamn giddy.

HOORAH!

(Dan, I can probably help you out on obtaining this album in some digital format. It's going to be rather hard to find, I fear.)

John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

(HOORAY)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Remind me, you like these guys?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

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Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
This album rockarockarockarockaROCKROCKROCKS!!!!, goddammit!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

noise is shit.

noise is shit, Monday, 12 September 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

noise is relative

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Hello thread. Nice to see you again.

For the uninitiated, the album is chock full of mind-numbing brilliance. Also (sadly) out of print. As a result, and for the purposes of bringing y'all into the fold, I humbly present...

http://s6.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=13ZLGKVS2T4EW0DVBAXTR29UTO

"And If Tomorrow Ever Comes", by the way...


John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

You can also download a fistful of tracks right from the source, here:

http://www.thepolywog.com/copshootcop/mp3/cscbackcat.html

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Very strange. Very sad.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/49073-ex-cop-shoot-cop-dude-attempts-boneheaded-robbery

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)

I really thought this'd be Jack Natz...is this the guy that joined as guitarist / trumpeter / percussionist around the time they started to suck?

Matt #2, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

at what imaginary "started to suck" point are you thinking of?

this is sad, although I'm thinking this is somebody who was never on an album, right?

John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

Mike K. joined after Steve McMillen (the guy Matt was talking about) jumped ship (he got clean and sober, moved to Texas and put himself through Law School). Mike K toured with C$C on the Release tour and went into the studio to record a follow-up. Tod (A) bailed out of the band in mid-session, meanwhile (to finish work on what would become the first Firewater record). Natz, Puleo, Phylr and Kaminsky soldiered on as Red Ex or The Red Expendables (it's a "Star Trek" allusion). Interscope dropped them immediately, however, and the band had to release it themselves (you can still get it on the C$C page, I believe).

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)


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