Damn! What the fuck, music business?

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For the past year or so, my band has been in touch with a fairly big music manager -- I won't say who, but let's say his acts are smaller than Prince or Madonna, but about as big as acts can get that don't get mainstream radio play.

The guy likes us, he is interested in us, he even helped us book a mini-tour. We're supposed to be on the "farm team" now, as of a June meeting in his office. But it remains that he rarely has any time to talk to us at all, sends me very brief replies to my e-mails if he even bothers to respond, and hasn't apparently done anything for us (i.e. helped us book shows, make contacts, shop around our disc, etc.,) since June. He says he's just busy with his bigger acts, and the people in his office are still nice to us, but I'm starting to wonder what's going on.

Anyone else have experience with "The Industry"? Is this typical? Are we being jerked around or is the guy taking his time?

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate such people. DIY man.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone link this man to that Steve Albini piece...

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I've read it, but that's more about record labels than managers. This guy actually advocates his artists having their own labels.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually it's been a while since I read it, so maybe it was also about managers. Not sure.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I suggest robbing him and using the money to start your own label. C'mon that story would look great on a one-sheet!

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that's an idea.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm only being snarky cuz I've never had any success dealing with any managers/promoters/PR people. They always come across as either clueless, greedy, egotistical, or some combination thereof. None of which are very helpful when it comes to getting people to hear your music. The only decent relationships I have in "the biz" are with our distributor and various journalists.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ihouse.hkedcity.net/~hm1203/eco-activities/trawling-2-s.jpg

frankE (frankE), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Reminds me of one of Fripp's aphorisms: "If the artist makes a mistake, the artist pays. If the manager makes a mistake, the artist pays. If the label makes a mistake, the artist pays."

William Crump (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll answer this two ways.

if he doesn't have time for you and doesn't respond to your emails then, duh, he's either jerking you around or has completely lost interest in you. i don't think it requires any inside knowledge of the music biz to figure that out. he's either too much of chickenshit to just come right out and say "this isn't working," or he's completely lacking in communication skills, which makes him a fairly lousy candidate for a manager in the first place.

but on the other hand...you went looking for a professional manager in the first place. you actually signed up to be on somebody's "farm team." you looked for someone to "shop around" your disc. what exactly were you expecting? i don't mean to sound like a dick, but the best way to accomplish your goals for your band, whatever they are, is to go out and accomplish them yourselves. book your own gigs and mini-tours. make your own contacts. write. rehearse. book more gigs. make more contacts. record. rehearse. more gigs. more contacts. don't go asking some music biz shark to do it for you. and if you do, don't expect to get anything BUT a music biz shark in return. create something worth managing, THEN get a manager. ask him to manage the thing you've already created, not to come up with something out of thin air to manage.

end of lecture/rant. and i repeat: i'm not trying to be a dick. i'm actually trying to be encouraging!

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mitvma.mit.edu/~mhb/ALBINI.HTML

f ath, Friday, 22 October 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurting have you read All You Need to Know About the Music Business by Donald S. Passman? If not, I suggest you do so before dealing with "the industry" any further.

A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with FCC on this. go out and make a point of kicking ass on your own, and then no doubt he'll come around. Or someone else will. In the meantime, you've been kicking ass, so where's the harm?

Huk-L, Friday, 22 October 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

There ARE some smaller managers and tour bookers who ARE good and who WILL give you primo attention, and book the most optimum tour for you. But they WON'T have some magic formula to get you a major label deal. If your band's main objective is to "make it big", then the dilemma is that the people who can help you the most to do that are also the people who can screw you the easiest.

peepee (peepee), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

If it were me...

Well, you say that the staff in the office are still nice to you. It might be to your advantage to casually bring it up in conversation, and see if they can elucidate you as to your status. Maybe he really *is* busy, and is being standoffish because you are starting to hassle him too much. Ask around.

I dunno. It's astonishing that after how many years, I still like to think the best of people.

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who is working for you (yes, a manager is working for you), and is "standoffish because you are starting to hassle him too much" (ie asking him questions), is not working for you.

peepee (peepee), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Until you start earning more money than him, you work for the manager

What did you do in the war, Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Peepee, I think you still have quite a bit to learn about the music biz.

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just realised my last comment is best delivered with a deadpan Frank Zappa sneer

What did you do in the war, Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Anyone who is working for you (yes, a manager is working for you), and is "standoffish because you are starting to hassle him too much" (ie asking him questions), is not working for you."

"Until you start earning more money than him, you work for the manager"

My intent of the first statement is ultimately the second statement. I think I know a lot about the music biz, or at least enough to not be in it anymore.

peepee (peepee), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, fair enough in that case.

I mean, hurting hasn't mentioned what the monetary arrangements are.

15% of nothing is still nothing, so my instincts are that he is going to concentrate on the moneyspinners.

The two scariest words in the music industry have got to be "development deal". Has anything good ever come out of them? Development Deal = shorthand for "we don't really want to sign you but we want to keep you out of our competitors' hands and yes, we are petty enough to f*ck you royally in the process."

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

This situation, I don't think, is uncommon. I run a small label and I've worked with a band before who've earnt the patronage of a big music manager. He has sorted out occasional shows, given spots of advice here and there... but you've got to remember that until any money starts changing hands, their position is entirely speculative.

They have no reason to lie to you - they're really just fence-sitting, I think, and may continue to do so until they consider the time to be right. What may help is if you get pro-active - organise your own tour, and then inform them of the details and see if they can help in any way.

Jason J, Friday, 22 October 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Last post sounds the most accurate. As far as monetary arrangements, he actually doesn't want a cut until we start making real money, which is part of the reason we were willing to do this -- we have nothing to lose at the moment.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

one thing to try with these types is collect lots of them
and squeeze them all for every little bit of free work they might
give you and then have them fuck off when they mention the
word %. stay the boss boss. you might even hope that all N choose
2 of your "managers" meet in some industry gathering place to simultaneously drop your band name. you will be bigger than you are if you do this.

zed, Friday, 22 October 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate Bush was a 'development deal'

Apparently, "The man with the child in his eyes" was recorded in 1975 or something...

(Radio 210 were playing "Wuthering Heights" about 8 months before it got released...)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, has there been an example of a "development deal" success story more recent than 30 years ago, then?

I mean, back in the 70s, apparently bands actually got signed on the strength of demo tapes, as well!

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

we have nothing to lose at the moment

Except time. And it's probably the most valuable thing. (/old coot)

William Crump (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurting, what is the name of your band?

cdwill, Friday, 22 October 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

My band is called American Altitude.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually getting the idea from this thread that the best thing for us to do is push ahead on our own as hard as we can, and call the guy when we have something concrete we need help with. If he helps us, fine, but I don't want to rely on him.

Thanks for the advice.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you guys played out in the NYC yet? I know you mentioned that you just moved to JC...

cdwill, Friday, 22 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, we've been together about 3 years, and we play in NYC from time to time. We've done Piano's, Southpaw a few times, Pete's Candy Store, various other little joints. Haven't done a show there in a few months though -- we play Philly more often.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, if you guys want to play Uncle Joe's, go to the bar and ask for Neil or Billy. They do the booking there.

As for the industry problem, I say try working with a marketing/promotion company that specializes in the NYC area. Girlie Action is one of the bigger ones. Keep pushing on while he's sitting on his hands.

cdwill, Friday, 22 October 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I've been meaning to get a show there -- a lot of bands in our circle play there. Thanks.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The two scariest words in the music industry have got to be "development deal".

Contrast with the two nicest words in the music industry, "bidding war".

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

To repeat the good parts of fact checking cuz' post (which you've already wisely taken from this thread Hurting):

"the best way to accomplish your goals for your band, whatever they are, is to go out and accomplish them yourselves. book your own gigs and mini-tours. make your own contacts. write. rehearse. book more gigs. make more contacts. record. rehearse. more gigs. more contacts. don't go asking some music biz shark to do it for you"

The trick I believe is this. Apply above principles, then once you've made a bunch of contacts, and the band is moving along, you'll find that a contact you've made (on the promo side) who has become somewhat of a friend will probably score a job at some company (this could be a label, booking agency, management agency etc), and before you know it, you'll organically have the kind of representation that feels right. This person will be less of a "big shark type" and someone more on your level - like, maybe your age and at your relative level in terms of entering the industry, proper.

That rant comes from similar dud experiences with sharks which led to exactly the above happening. Goodluck!

Piers (piers), Saturday, 23 October 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were you, I'd "break up" the band in order to get out of that development deal, and then "reform" and go DIY. I'm not sure where you're at, but if you do want to release something there are several quality distribution companies without relation to the majors (Bellwether Manufacturing I can name offhand) that offer great deals for quality pressings and whatnot. Of course, there's the problem of getting something recorded first, but still...better than being in limbo!

Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 23 October 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

We're not really signed to a development deal, we just have a spoken arrangement.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 25 October 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
"They have no reason to lie to you - they're really just fence-sitting, I think, and may continue to do so until they consider the time to be right. What may help is if you get pro-active - organise your own tour, and then inform them of the details and see if they can help in any way.

-- Jason J"

This turned out to be the best advice, for anyone else out there in a similar position. We started making moves of our own and now they at least seem interested again.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hurting, FCC is pretty OTM.

having worked with your band, i can say that you guys seem like you have your shit together -- why the need to find a "manager", have your record "shopped" around, etc?

it seems like AA isnt looking to get signed in the traditional sense [ie, development deals and whatnot] but looking for an indie label with the ability to get your record out there.

in my experience, the only route for that plan of success is to tour like crazy. weekend routes are only going to help you if you are going out every weekend. when you tour, you meet people and make contacts. it is better for you, as the band, to network rather than let someone else do the networking for you.

networking is a lot like high school analogies; you need a small vision to make the connections. some of them may be right under your nose. not that i am one to dredge up personal/business matters on the internet, but despite the fact that you found low skies uninteresting, i think they would be a useful connection for your band [especially because they really enjoyed playing with you!].

anyway... i think it is important for bands to really embrace the DIY ethic at first, especially to understand how the business works. as ive said, you guys are pretty capable. members in a band should play not only musical roles but administrative ones. [ie, one should handle press, another for radio, one or two for booking]

there is a time and place for a management role within a band, but not in the early stages. when the time comes that you need a manager [especially when you start earning more cash beyond the khyber payout], you will be able to more clearly dictate your wishes to this person and have them work for you [as opposed to feeling as if you're working for them].

anyway, thats it from me. if AA needs someone to talk to about this stuff, im always available for discussion, especially when it involves burritos from mexicali.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ps: i have a horrible cold and my brain is full of mucus, so apologies for any jumps in logic/ etc.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a good thread. Sorry to interrupt, but I have been posting some junk about bad gigs I have played over on I Love Guitar on this thread: I Am Never Playing Live for Somebody Else's Band Ever Again!. Now I think that as far as I know that board is dead, so that is why I post the link here.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)


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