NEW ZORN ALBUM

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I just got my copy and lost it right away by the time I find it John Zorn will have murdered us ALL If you buy enough of his albums you put together the coded message that says "THANK YOU FOR BUYING SO MANY OF MY WORKS I WILL SOON HAVE THE $$$ I NEED TO MURDER THE WORLD" and you suddenly realize that experimental swamp of noises and arrangements you delighted to is A HORROR SOUNDTRACK and everytime he plays that sax reeeeeal high IT'S SOMEBODY SCREAMING FOR THEIR LIFE and the next improv show is IMPROVISATIONAL MURDER and Patton is trying to get out all these projects before this all happens and Melvins are releasing Trilogies and joke records as a CRY FOR HELP and everybody's joining each other's bands like a bunch of confused jackasses trying to act like everything's cool and John Zorn is composing only jazz and not PLANS FOR SAVAGE INCREDIBLE DEATH TO FILL A THOUSAND CASUALTY LISTS. I later found my copy of Tomahawk, it's cool

chaki, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How I wish this equalled TRUE.

Kodanshi, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dont deny me!

chaki, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(zorn wd LOVE this review)

mark s, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do you know Zorn? Wow. Tell him that the Sega Master System is better than the NES anyday.

chaki, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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