Jessica or Ashlee?

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Jessica or Ashlee Simpson? and why?

Lesliepc16, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I like "With You" a little better than Ashlee's singles so far, so I'll go with Jessica for now. Then again, if Ashlee keeps doin' teh jig, there may be some competition.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Death?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ashlee by a landslide. because in her heart of hearts, she wishes she were josie and the pussycats. (which is why lip-syncing makes perfect sense for her, by the way.) jessica wishes she were kathie lee gifford.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Jessica is about 3/4 of the way there; all she needs is a talk show.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

fcc otm. also, ashlee's nose is number 1 in my "2004 top 5 cutely-flawed celebrity features".

peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I really want to know your other 4, peter!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

2. Meredith Viera's butt-mole
3. Jude Law's slight scrotal abnormality
4. Jenna Elfman's face / personality
5. Rose McGowan's penis

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

HYSTERICS

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Maria Menounos' barely concealed Microcephalism
2. Mischa Barton's clubfoot
3. "Average Joe"'s Adam's struggle with illiteracy
4. Jim Broadbent's night terrors
5. Gabrielle Carteris' distrust of Latinos

Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread ever

results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

raven-haired beats flaxen-haired any day of the week!

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Craig T. Nelson's bulemia
2. Jillian Barberie's thick polynesian accent
3. Dwight "Heavy D" Myers' belief that having his picture taken is akin to stealing his soul
4. Matthew Lillard's constant warnings about an upcoming "racial holy war."
5. Haylie Duff's cauliflower ear

Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

is Heavy D, like, insane now or something, or is that just a joke?

Jessica by a mile. She's SO sweet!

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Here's Jessica's latest entry:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9863/jessicasimpsonupamericaiv4.jpg

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 12 September 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)

Lisa, at least she plays an instrument.

Vision, Friday, 12 September 2008 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

Death?
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, November 2, 2004 1:51 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

some dude, Friday, 12 September 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

^ You're fake, right? xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 September 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know about that picture

Surmounter, Friday, 12 September 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

"latest entry"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 September 2008 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know about that picture

― Surmounter, Friday, 12 September 2008 05:07 (6 hours ago) Bookmark

^^^basically this

If you really need a 00's album I'd say go for 'in rainbows'., Friday, 12 September 2008 10:58 (seventeen years ago)


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