SONGS about SEX

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There's "Sexual Healing," there's "Orgasm," there's "Sex Me" - what are the top SEX songs?
NO LOVE ALLOWED. Well, unless it's SEXUAL LOVE.

Janet F. Jackson (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

strokin
the stroke
fuck the pain away
make sex
closer

peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

"The Bad Touch"

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Well, the thread title made me think of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Song Against Sex" -- but search me what that's actually about.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Peter (tee hee hee),
May I thank you for "Strokin'"
UP FRONT.

Janet F. Jackson (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago)

DICK BY THE POUND

LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago)

clarence carter owns this shit.

peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago)

as does Kool Keith.

Guy Incognito, Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago)

odb - i want pussy

peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Rod Stewart - "Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurt Me)"

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Love Won't Let Me Wait - Major Harris
Love Battery - Buzzcocks

Bren (Bren), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago)

"Tabazan" by Killing Joke
"Ten Seconds to Love" by Motley Crue
"Doin' It" by LL Cool J
"Bring On the Nubiles" by the Stranglers

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

"Nothin' to Lose" by Kiss

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

"Siamese Twins"
"Watching Me Fall"
"Jupiter Crash"
"Give Me It"
"The Baby Screams"
"Mint Car"
"Return"
"Torture"
"All I Want"
"The 13th"

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago)

sexomatic - barkays

bulbs (bulbs), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

"The Baby Screams" is about sex?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

"Touched By The Hand of God" - New Order

Gretel (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

"Squeeze box"- The Who

Magic City (ano ano), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

it's all about sex with the cure and danperry.

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Heaven
Give me a sign
Waiting for the sun to shine
Pleasure fills up my dreams
And I love it
Like a baby screams
Its so useless
How can you be proud
When you're sinking into the ground
Into the ground fills up my dreams
And I love it
Like a baby screams

Couldn't ask for more you said
Take it all
And strike me
Strike me dead

Waiting again
Waiting
Like I waited before
Waiting again
Waiting here for nothing at all
Heaven fills up my dreams
And I love it
Like a baby screams

Couldn't ask for more you said
Couldn't ever let it end
Take it all
Take it all
And strike me dead

Heaven
Heaven

Dig the phallic and sapphic metaphors! (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Also, "strike me dead" as nod to medieval poetry "death" = "orgasm" and "Heaven" = "sex", plus babies cannot exist without sex...

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

The Faint to thread.

bill neil (inabillity), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago)

(I will admit that I only listed "The Baby Screams" because of the easy sex parallels that can be read into it; I don't think it's intended to be about sex.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago)

isn't like, 80-90% of "rock and roll" about sex in one way or another?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind, you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna go down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thights
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovelett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Which I've just noticed Dan's already mentioned. Oh well.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago)

orgasm addict - the buzzcocks
sex machine - james brown (well duh....)

bucket (bucket), Friday, 12 November 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago)

"closer' Nine inch nails

Anne Brimble (Mixed dozen), Friday, 12 November 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago)

Makin' Whoopie - for the grandfolks over there in the back row

But yeah, Latebloomer OTM

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 12 November 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Tonight She Comes- the Cars
I Want to Make It with You and JUST A LITTLE LOVIN'- Dusty springfield
Bang a Gong- T.Rex
a whole bunch of kinks songs
TEACH ME TIGER!!!!!!!!

rebecca s (rebecca S), Friday, 12 November 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

"Nookie"

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:04 (twenty years ago)

oops (oh my)
especially the remix because it contains fabolous' line 'oops, there goes my kids all over your face'

ivy (ivy), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:27 (twenty years ago)

Killdozer--The King Of Sex
Foetus--Clothes Hoist(I guess)

Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Friday, 12 November 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

But yeah, Latebloomer OTM

latebloomer is off by 10 to 20 percent.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 12 November 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago)

MY FAVORITE SONG OF THE NINETIES

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

Gett off (Gett off)

1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Gett off)
Lay your pretty body against the parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (Gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Gett off)

(Gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Gett off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (Gett off)
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long (Gett off)
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

miccio (miccio), Friday, 12 November 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago)

though I always thought the fantasy involved a "litter box." :o

miccio (miccio), Friday, 12 November 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)


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