ODB R.I.P. -- favorite lines?

How about all the embarrassing ones played on Howard Stern today? Guy sounded like a goddamned retard.

didn't he always?

the prince bitch is diamonds
shining disco light

shit - i screwed that one up.

you looking at my wrist saying its so nice
the price bitch is diamonds shining disco lights

gimme the mic / so i could take it away

i got the asiatic flow mixed with disco
roll upon the scene like the count of monte cristo

I always loved this verse from reunited:

Bitch ass niggaz counterfeit the funk
I smoke the bead and the skunk, tree top of the trunk
Moonshine drunken monk, YaHEAD, get shrunk
The touch of skunk, I be fuckin bitches by the chunk
my name black, do words wanna play in my dirt?
Bitch stop my momma serve, free lunch from the church
I come like a thousand doves
Bitch you quiet at the bus, makin the fuss, I gots tough love
Unglove the news, watch a nigga transfuse
Dirty add to the fuse, heavy at the booze
I don't walk, I get carried
Gold and platinum frisbees on my wall, lookin properly
but come-ly, I U.F.O. you Wright Brothers
The Indian that sold Manhattan to the white man
my grandfather, step up and get knocked right the fuck out
Come to the cook-out, Dirty bitch at the mouth
You scared? Run around like a plane about to crash

i drink olde english/speak olde english

you can't USE/ the family FEUD/you can't run it ... on the coo-cOOO-ooH! (voice crack)

rappenin' is what's happenin'

Also:

Be careful with my nuts/they're fragile like eggs.

Wu-Tang Bloodkin, a goblin, who come tough like lambskins, imagine... gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin (huff puff)
You bound to catch AIDS or somethin!
Not sayin I got it...BUT NIGGA IF I GOT IT YOU GOT IT!!!!
WHAT?!?

"I came out my mama's pussy" < -- Always brings a smile to my face. It seems so obvious; it's amazing that nobody thought to say it so clearly before ODB.

ooh, 'it ain't lambskin/you can't use the word napkin' from rollin wit you (the ones i quoted wrer from a random freestyle, rollin wit you, and mystery of chessboxin)

WU! Comin' THROUGH! To a theater near YOU!

"The objective of my rhyme is my own technique"

"When I was young, I was taught how to produce
the science of babies gettin loose
I turned white boys to Springsteen spruce
Black to spooks, gave the Chinese Bruce"

i'm going against the official ohhla.com version, but this bit from "dirt dog" always amazed me:

electra master, puppeteer motherfucker
you can't control the black man's god!

rappinin is what's happenin
keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clappin and
at the party when I move my body
gotta get up, and be somebody
grab the microphone put strength to the bone
DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Tang zone

the best part of that is the way he goes crazy on the BBBEEEEE SOOOMEBUDDAY!

"god made dirt and dirt bust ass"

I use that one myself pretty often.

"for any MC in any 52 states i get psycho KILERRRRR norman bates!"

"rhymes good as a tasty cake ... mix"

"just DANCE if you caught up in the holy ghost trance
if ya STOP ima put the killer ants in your pants"

I always liked...

I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood
or bustin your fuckin face, some blood!!

"The Temptations . . . and all you other . . . GROOOOPS!"

"Old man McGirt lookin' under ya skirt
fuck the pussy till it's orange like Ernie & Bert" ..

I don't walk I get carried.

"You...got...that...WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE white man clock on your wall!"

"Now her name is Erika, Bo Derek-ah
WHAT, YOU LIKE THAT SLAVE NAME?!?!?
It wasn't supposed to sound better
NEW WU ORDER!!!! NEW WU ORDER!!!!"

this was awesome imagery:

"Bitches and niggas all around scopin' each other down
I'm takin' pictures of y'all at the fuckin' lounge
Mad niggas was, gettin drunk at the bar
I'm throwin Moet bottles, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

"Diabetes, TB, if you're against me/ HELP YOU DIE EASIEEEEEEEEEER"

Also, one of his illest sequences, from "Pop Shit". I don't have the song right here, but you know, imagine these lyrics were even close to what i'm talking about:

"Anything less is uncivilized like it tastes mad
I'm a shoot a youth's Sajak, I'm cooler than a Maybach
Aruba known to collect, twistin' up that haze black
And Backwood on that, hoodrat, and I stay strapped"

God bless Ason Unique

I ain't no actor - My shit's for real (thighmaster) - If I don't get paid 3 million dollars by Monday, i'm a bring on the ARMAGEDDON! (it's Monday)

Did exposure to ODB leave you all stupider?

"f I wasn't really raw, standing here on the floor
You'd be like BOOOOOAH HE AIN'T NO HARDCORE!!!"

I can't believe no one quoted this yetL

Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs."

"cant speak - teeth too gritty
can't even move -drawers too shittay"

> I came out my mama's pussy"; it's amazing that nobody thought to say it so clearly before ODB.

Indeed. Humanity owes this sage a great debt of gratitude. Until he came along, I'm sure many of us had often wondered how we got here.

"If I got a problem, a problem's got a problem til it's gone!"

and asking for a beer behind the main vocals on "Rollin' Wit' You"