This Be The Thread Where We Submit Gag Titles For Theads That Wouldn't Justify Actual Threads

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Let's start with some Taking Sides

TS: Malkmus vs Momus (or: Enchanted vs Slanted)
TS: The Shining soundtrack vs the Coma soundtrack
TS: The third chick in Bananarama vs the second third chick in Bananarama
TS: Freak Scene vs Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
TS: Lola vs Powerman and the Money-go-round

Mine are really crappy ( Although I had some genius ones before retiring for the evening last night, I swear) . No doubt yours will be better.

― Henry A Blacktune, Thursday, 18 November 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I spelled "threads" right twice so I know how to spell it if not how to type it.

― Henry A Blacktune, Thursday, 18 November 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

CDR700 GO! 1904

― briania (briania), Thursday, 18 November 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Franz Schubert vs. DJ Q-Bert

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

nicky wire in banana attire (slight return)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 19 November 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this shirt make me look rockist?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Deleted Vinyl - Notch vs. Hole vs. Full Corner Removal

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a good one

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 19 November 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

my thread TS: Venom vs. Poison falls into this category

― dsaf, Friday, 19 November 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Marc Almond vs. Mark-Almond

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D: Mrs. Miller?

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny Thread Titles Classic/Dud

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Good indie record stores in Ft. Lauderdale area?
Song ID Please (samples Thomas Hardy)
Please recommend a song to play at my cousin's funeral!

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Friday, 19 November 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

RFI: Early Ringtones

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Minimal Techno covers of the Shoop Shoop song - Search / Destroy?

― 3underscore (___), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Stereolab vs Stereophonics vs Steriogram vs Stereo MC's vs Heavy Stereo vs Stereo Mike

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

POX: The Normal

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Yesterday's Threads vs Today's Threads

― Henry A Blacktune, Friday, 19 November 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D: Mrs. Miller?
-- mottdeterre (das0474...), November 19th, 2004.

S/D might be even better.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The next question, of course, is how long will this "gag" thread go on before one of these topics becomes real?

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Good question. No idea.

TS: Rocchisti contro Pop-arazzi - The Same Tired Old Debate But in Italian!

― Henry A Blacktune, Friday, 19 November 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

So Wait... How Is McCartney Too Saccharine?

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I ask because I was going to submit "TS: Mrs. Miller vs. Lucia Pamela," but life is too short for that one.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 19 November 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Most pomptastic thing Bono has ever said/sang."

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 19 November 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: The Only Ones vs The Other Ones

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Dionne Warwick vs. Dionne Warwicke
TS: Roger McGuinn vs. Jim McGuinn

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

good one, mott!
TS: Keith Richards vs. Keith Richard
TS: James Roger McGuinn vs. Jaime Robert Robertson

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing about Dionne Warwick vs. Dionne Warwicke --- NOBODY WINS!

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Brett Summers -vs- Jaye P. Morgan

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 19 November 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: MC Serch vs. Destroyer

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
TS: Paul Lynde vs. Charles Nelson Reilly

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Samantha Eggers: I Owe my Sentimental Education to Sting

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Yes v. Genesis

― trilling down the focal slope, Friday, 19 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The enduring legacy of Babylon Zoo
POX: Skrewdriver
Put the tracks on Transvision Vamp's Little Magnets Versus the Bubble of Babble into order of preference.
The miracle of Jesus Jones.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Billy Bragg Vs Skrewdriver

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

M/A/R/R/S POX

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Rhythm and Blueprints: Top 1000 funk and soul tunes about architecture

― toothy philanthropist, Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

CDR 700 disco/dance classics in 5/4 or 7/4

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Roger McGuinn vs. Jim McGuinn

Jim McGuinn certainly has a considerably more impressive creative output.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Favorite Sigur Ros lyric

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D: Sting's "Fields of Gold"

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

otm

Jim McGuinn certainly has a considerably more impressive creative output.
Not sure how to take that.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 20 November 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm.. Suddenly struck me that "The Notorious Byrd Brothers" was released after his name change, so I guess I may not be right about Jim McGuinn being better anyway.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 November 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Neu! album covers - a picture thread

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

OPO: Menudo lineup

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

POXXV: Fall Albums
The Fall: Classic or No Other Option, You Berk
Is MES Rockist?
TS: The Fall vs. eating
Fall Albums to Listen to While Grouting Tile
Stephen Malkmus: History's Biggest Plagiarist Asshole
I Will Smack Anyone Who Calls This Season "Autumn"

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

A Pox on Sting Solo!

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 20 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Reading A Thread In The Proper Order vs. Reading It Backwards

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D: Babylon Zoo's "King Kong Groover"

― Diego Valladolid (dvalladt), Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This Is The Thread Where We Hum Our Favourite C86 Basslines

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 November 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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Songs About Clarified Butter?

John Coltrane's "OM" to thread!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

TS: F-sharp vs. G-flat

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

F#, do you even have to ask?!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 8 September 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

TS: Love vs. Love and Rockets vs. King Missile

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Lyrics vs. Music

― kojak, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

hilarious thread

― Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

RFI: My dad likes Gay Dad. Is he gay?

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

TS: SWA vs. Swans

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Listening to Music vs. Chatting about Music on the Interweb

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

TS: The Thong Song vs. The Gong Gong Song

― musically (musically), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

killing yourself to live (the song) vs. killing chuck klosterman

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

More Completely Random Taking Sides Matchups, Fer Yr Debating Pleasure

TS The Shaggs vs. Little Feat
TS The Bangles vs. Eddie Cochran
TS Roger Miller vs. Amon Düül II

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

TS Elton John vs. Link Wray
TS The Temptations vs. Nick Drake
TS El Vez vs. Can

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Monday, 13 February 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

TS Moby vs. The Bobby Fuller Four
TS Belle and Sebastian vs. Mouse and The Traps
TS Nara Leão vs. Leo Sayer

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Monday, 13 February 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Gene Loves Jezebel vs. Redhead Kingpin & The FBI

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Edith Piaf vs Flash and the Pan

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

Songs about Beyonce's ass - S/D

― Englebert Humperdinck Fan Club President (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

"CDR 700 disco/dance classics in 5/4 or 7/4"

This would have been funny coming from anyone other than Geir.

― Englebert Humperdinck Fan Club President (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

Whitehouse vs. Edison Lighthouse

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

To which Kanye West song does Kanye West masturbate most frequently?

― Doc Doom, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

TS: El Vez vs. Elvis

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Michael Gira vs. Spyro Gyra

― myopic_void (myopic_void), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Bo Hansson vs. Bohannon

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 February 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Firehouse vs. fIREHOSE

― albondigas! (albondigas), Thursday, 16 February 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

It Seems Only Fair to Mention Before You Enter This Thread That I am a Troll, or:

niine inch nailes are the best industrial band

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 16 February 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

Black Flag vs. White Flag

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Thursday, 16 February 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

The This Is The Thread Where We Say What Do You Like Now Rolling Country Teenpop REM vs U2 vs The Beatles DC Chicago London Melbourne Uberthread.

― The Redd 47 Ronin (Ken L), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

TS: B.W. Stevenson vs. C.W. McCall

― The Redd 47 Ronin (Ken L), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

TS John Hammond and John Hammond, Jr. vs. Albert Hammond and Albert Hammond, Jr.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

TS Norman "Hurricane" Smith vs. Rubin "Hurricane" Carter

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Roger Taylor (Queen) vs. Roger Taylor (Duran Duran)
TS: Walter Carlos vs. Wendy Carlos

― goldmatt, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Jim & Jack Black vs. Jim & Jack White

-- Jordan, Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:15 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Jordan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

TS: The Beatles "Revolver" vs. The Haunted "rEVOLVEr"

― Jeff Treppel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

TS Atlantis vs. The Ocean

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

TS Kashmir vs. Wooly Bully

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

TS S.O.S. vs. Hey Western Union Man

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

TS Blue Suede Shoes vs. Kentucky Rain

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

S/D: Putumayo Comps

-- Hurting (Hurting), Monday, January 3, 2005 11:23 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

We did this one eventually, didn't we?

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it's right here

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

Or here just in case.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

Taking Sides: Chorusses Vs

― Mark G, Thursday, 24 January 2008 08:29 (seventeen years ago)

TS Mexican Divorce vs. Haitian Divorce

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

C/D vs. Vinyl

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

TS: SOS (Rihanna) vs SOS (ABBA) vs SOS (Jonas Brothers)

― miss precious perfect (musically), Sunday, 21 December 2008 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

RFI: Dial 4-1-1 in the United States and Canada, 1-1-8 in the UK.

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 21 December 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Any joke confusing teh pinefox- aka the p-fox- and p-funk such as : Pinefox Members To Play At Inaugural Ball

― ilx chilton (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)

match bands with spam email subject lines

― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

^please make

― Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

PEOPLE IN BANDS: Do you pwn your musicians?

― ilx chilton (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

POLLsbury Dough Boy: your favorite obese musicians

― sarahel, Thursday, 15 January 2009 07:47 (sixteen years ago)

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