Classic or Dud: Sting's "Fields of Gold"

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Classic.

john'n'chicago, Friday, 19 November 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't approve of the word "barley" appearing in songs. See also "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud.

daavid (daavid), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sting cannot possibly be the same guy who was in The Police.

Chuckling at the Tomkat's Marquee (Ben Boyer), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"fortress round yr heart" pisses on it from great heights

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's def no Dream of Blue Turtles which was P-Fork's #1 album of the 80s.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

you're shitting me

miccio (miccio), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe Bill the Cat said it best; "Gag. Ack. Barf."

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"year of the cat" pisses on this song from great heights

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

While the Klark Kent EP merely piddles on its toes.

briania (briania), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"C Is for Cookie" and "Rubber Duckie" piss on this song fgh.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but "C is for Cookie" is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

No arguement from me.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It's no "Fields of Gold"

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Who would you rather date your sister, Cookie Monster or Sting?

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I second the ban on the use of "barley" in songs, presenting as further evidence the insanely dumb "Corn Rigs" from the Wicker Man soundtrack. I think any non-farmer/brewer who sings about barley is just groping for farmer cred.

Klamm (VampireSubmarine), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This song is actually about sexual wee wee play.

Acme (acme), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Which makes the dead lady singing it all the more striking.

Acme (acme), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Although he was starting to lose it at that time, that particular song is still beautiful enough.

His best solo numbers remain "Russians", "Moon Over Bourbon Street" and "They Dance Alone" though.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend of mine sent me a mixtape a few years ago. The tape started with the syrupy strains of "Fields of Gold," but before Sting could even finish the first line, my friend had seamlessly spliced in the sound of a car screeching up and several gunshots fired, followed by the screams and gasps of a horrified audience.

Sheer, unfettered hilarity everytime.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Klamm, excellent use of "Corn Rigs." I bought that damned soundtrack but the only thing I really like is "Willow's Song."

Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken, it is a song that never fails to get stuck in my head when I hear the words "wicker" or "barley" -- and the fact that is has no discernable tune makes it all the more aggravating. In fact, the whole soundtrack is pretty much useless without Ms. Ekland's naked prancing. I'd go on about how much I like the prancing, but I guess this is technically a Sting thread. Rats.

Klamm (VampireSubmarine), Saturday, 20 November 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Sting cannot possibly be the same guy who was in The Police.

-- Chuckling at the Tomkat's Marquee (fiestasandsiestas[nospam...), November 19th, 2004.

but he very much is! for better and for worse. i don't find this song offensive at all. neither do i find it very interesting. that country song he wrote in a weird time signature is a little bit better.

amateur!!st, Saturday, 20 November 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a pretty tune, and well on its way to being an easy listening standard. (And that list doesn't even include Corsican folk-rock duo I Muvrini's loverly duet with the former Mr. Sumner on "Terre d'Oru")

So, classic. Who now can turn back the tide?

max davenport (axehead), Saturday, 20 November 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The dead lady, my hometown's other gift to music, makes this song sound nearly lovely.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Saturday, 20 November 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

More dud than the most dud thing you can possibly imagine; surrounded by all the other dud things that you considered in deciding which thing was the most dud one that you can possibly imagine but which weren't quite as dud as the most dud thing you can possibly imagine (although each and every one of which is nevertheless pretty damned dud in it's own right); all packed tightly into an enormous bin, which has had the word "DUD" emblazoned in huge, gaudily-coloured letters on every side and has been equipped with brightly flashing warning lights and a tape loop with a recorded message proclaiming constantly through a hugely loud and powerful PA system: "THIS IS A DUD!!".

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, classic.

:| (....), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex's friends tape is an obvious classic. To be honest I don't mind this song, aside from the word "barley."

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin,
Who is the dead lady? I can't quite figure it out from the thread, and don't feel like wading through any Sting fan pages.

Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Eva Cassidy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex's friends tape is an obvious classic. To be honest I don't mind this song, aside from the word "barley."

If I can find a way to rip an mp3 of it, I'll send it to you. Tremendous fun.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I love this song.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It makes me laugh - just sing it in a silly voice missing the end off each word:- "Wen we waaaa in feeees of gauuuuuuuu".

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

My least favorite solo Sting song. Go "Fortress Around Your Heart."

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Sunday, 21 November 2004 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

My mom got me this CD for christmas when i was fifteen and had definitely asked for something else. While I don't remember what it was that i asked for (At 15, probably the Replacements or Blue Oyster Cult), the fact that this album snuck in my stocking instead and my mom's eyes just GLOWED with daughter-coming-of-age-by-listening-to-Sting anticipation adds to its Dudness.

rebecca s (rebecca S), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly the worst song ever written

Den Dadaismus in seinem Lauf hält weder Ochs noch Esel auf... (Dada), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

As long as the topic shifts slightly to other Sting songs, am I the only one who would have liked to have heard the Beastie Boys cover "Russians" when it was still relevant? It would make a great rap song.

Phil Dennison (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The original song is quite beautiful, though I kinda like the Finnish cover version even more.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a one off version which presumably by now is long since encoded and slskable which I recall from 1993 -- I honestly forget *why* I was watching, there was some rationale, but he appeared on the Tonight show while Bradford Marsalis, who used to be in his backing band, was still the bandleader for said show's house band. I figured that Marsalis would definitely play with Sting as a result, I was quite correct, and so you got a version of the song that was otherwise as Sting had written and recorded it but with Marsalis providing much of the lead melody. It wasn't all that bad!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet another example of a cockfarmerish personality overwhelming an otherwise great song (see also most of 80s Genesis).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

clearly the field he's farming in is cock, not barley.

Al (sitcom), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

[Even] "Nothin' bout me" is better than FOG

Bumfluff, Monday, 22 November 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If I can find a way to rip an mp3 of it, I'll send it to you. Tremendous fun.

Alex, I have no idea what kind of server access you have. But I'll gladly host that mp3 for research purposes if you want to upload it.

Selfishly, Acme,

Acme (acme), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
GOD THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS "THIS IS WHY I'M HOT"

max, Saturday, 24 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

For me the definitive version of this song is Nadine Coyle on Popstars: The Rivals.

I know, right?, Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

He shoulda done "Falling Back in Fields of Rape".

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

broccoli rape?

gershy, Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/59541_1625534278741_1248042654_31699840_1061650_n.jpg
this is me shredding on "fields of gold" last year. i took it to the limit fyi.

tylerw, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

uh Synchronicity went to #1

xp

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

the difference between Sting and Peter Gabriel is that Sting is an intellectual dwarf/idiot, and Gabriel is... not.

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

Synchronicity was a solo Sting album?

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

(also Alfred OTM re: sonics - Gabriel is primarily preoccupied with sounds and the technological processes that produce them, and Sting is... not)

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxxxp - yeah, that's "Saint Augustine in Hell".

DJP - I didn't really count Sting's debut. TST and So are both kinda "late career albums" so thats why they're linked in my mind. I don't think So is unimpeachable at all, haven't heard it in a while but it's not really one of his best is it?

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Synchronicity was a solo Sting album?

well no but it was his biggest commercial success. I don't see why the solo distinction is useful/important?

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

I know it's from the album before but I do think "Why Should I Cry For You?" is at least the equal of "In Your Eyes"

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

obviously Synchronicity was the big turkey and it's kinda like a solo album for him but he was already super famous at that time. IIRC before TST's release, Sting was kind of a floundering star that needed a big commercial album to become big again. Dream of the Blue Turtles obviously was big but most of that was buzz from the Police wasn't it? I don't hear anything from that on the radio anymore sans maybe "Fortress Around Your Heart".

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno if going from a number 1 album to a #3 album can really be considered "floundering"

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

he wasn't exactly floundering: ...Nothing Like the Sun and The Soul Cages each scored a few hits and sold well, but they were rather somber (TSC is my favorite solo Sting actually); the problem is Sting's idea of "relaxed" and "buoyant" means smirking while wearing a cowboy hat.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

DOTBT #2 in the US, with Love is the Seventh Wave and If You Love Somebody Set Them Free both getting pretty big exposure iirc

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

All of Sting's albums up until 2006's Songs From The Labyrinth were top 10 albums.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_discography#Studio_albums

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol "Russians":

The song was a hit in France, where it peaked at #2 for three weeks and remained on the top 50 for 19 weeks. It is currently the 636th best-selling single of all time in France

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

that's really "lol France"

I remember passively enjoying that song until I really listened to the lyrics, at which point I realized exactly how stupid Sting was

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

man my parents were WAY into that song

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

Besides that, in the liner notes, he gives credit to whoever he borrowed the chorus melody from by saying "I borrowed this - " and then actually prints a little piece of the sheet music. I hated that so much. "Russians" in itself was really just a good example of Sting "going for it" without realizing how his lyrics could be misheard.

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

note the way he yells KHRUSCHEV in our ears to remind us that he knows about such things

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

omigod stab him in the balls for saying OPPEN-HEI-MAH'S DEEEEEADLY TOY.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

DOTBT #2 in the US, with Love is the Seventh Wave and If You Love Somebody Set Them Free both getting pretty big exposure iirc

Neither of those songs are really played on classic rock radio anymore though are they?

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

"There is no historical precedent / To put the words in the mouth of the President"; can imagine Sting looking prett-ay satisfied comin up with that one

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

It's worth noting that, "All This Time" aside, Sting's attempts to write poppy first singles are crass and cynical ("We'll Be Together," "If You Love Someone..," "If I Ever Lost My Faith in You"), as if he can't be bothered to write such puerile things.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Neither of those songs are really played on classic rock radio anymore though are they?

well no, because they are now relegated to soft rock stations (along with most of the rest of Sting's solo material)

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

xp I know that "We'll be Together" definitely was a piss-take, as the record company assumed Nothing Like the Sun was too downtempo and sad and wanted a single. "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" sounds pretty legit to me.

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

the 636th best-selling single of all time in France

not exactly a criticism-silencing statistic but w/e

cold gettin' dumb (m coleman), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

juuuuust beating out Michel Polnareff's "Lettre A France"

what an accomplishment

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

/The Soul Cages/ is my favorite solo Sting

I think the stuff about his father on that is the best "serious" music he's ever made. The line "And underneath the sailor's cap/I saw my father's face" in "The Wild Wild Sea" is quite dramatic and effective.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 29 July 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

I'm very, very fond of "Why Should I Cry For You," a song whose bleakness is earned.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 July 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

no kidding. that may be my favorite Sting solo track. I dunno if it's a blind squirrel type thing but it definitely achieves the grand atmosphere that so much of his stuff goes for.

frogbs, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

I guess it's supposed to be about his father but to me it's better than U2's "One" as a pseudo love song.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

UPON THE FIELDS OF BARLEYYYYY

da croupier, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JAKiZ6ytLQ

da croupier, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

you really haven't heard this song until you've heard it on the lute while matthew perry banters

da croupier, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

It's worth noting that, "All This Time" aside, Sting's attempts to write poppy first singles are crass and cynical ("We'll Be Together," "If You Love Someone..," "If I Ever Lost My Faith in You"), as if he can't be bothered to write such puerile things.

So OTM here. Sting THINKS he's a heck of a lot smarter, more insightful, and more artistic than he actually is, which is a heinous, heinous way to be.

Clarke B., Friday, 29 July 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

not disagreeing with that but how are "If You Love Someone Set Them Free" or "If I Ever Lose My Faith In You" crass or cynical?

frogbs, Friday, 29 July 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

the rhymes are written by a man who's had a frontal lobotomy? I give "If You Love..." a slight edge because Sting does the Paul Simon talk-sing thing okay, but those organ and horn fills are groooooooosssssss.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 July 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it's hard to articulate exactly how they're cynical, they just come across that way; as Sotosyn says, YUCK. Like that hackneyed old definition of porn, you know it when you encounter it. Mind you, I listen to solo Don Henley from time to time, so it's not like my threshold for this sort of thing is remarkably low, but Sting is just beyond the fucking pale.

Clarke B., Friday, 29 July 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

"We'll Be Together" just sounds tacky and vile; he doesn't disguise the fact that he held his nose when bowing to record company pressures for a single. And who told him that quoting your earlier hits over the outro was "post-modern" or something?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 July 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha, see, he's just the sort of bunghole who would read a few paragraphs of something postmodern and then feel the need to immediately "incorporate it into his art"... When I hear and think of Sting, I'm reminded of those old Simon Reynolds pieces; let me find a good quote... OK: "Health! The vocal dexterity, vigour and power of the soul man amount to... passion as workout!" Not that Sting is a soul singer or that his lyrics suggest these things, but that's just the way his voice FEELS to me. Even his "sad" and "dark" songs (even from the Police era) feel like they were written by someone who has never actually hit rock bottom but has read about it in his high school literature classes.

Clarke B., Friday, 29 July 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

This is a man who mentions "borrowing a theme from" Prokofiev or Copland or whatever to impress us with his learnin'.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 July 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

well I don't disagree about "We'll Be Together", it's a dumb song that came about in a dumb circumstance

I dunno, just think "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" deserves more credit. I don't really see anything tacky about it. Some of the lyrics are even slightly clever. It's one of his best songs IMO

frogbs, Friday, 29 July 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

In another world this could be a great Blue Nile track

Don't think Sting has any interest in conjuring a mood like that, sombre as he may get

Master of Treacle, Friday, 29 July 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

"We'll Be Together" just sounds tacky and vile; he doesn't disguise the fact that he held his nose when bowing to record company pressures for a single. And who told him that quoting your earlier hits over the outro was "post-modern" or something?

He had done that once already -- remember how "Love is the Seventh Wave" had him going "Every breath you take, every cake you bake" etc.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 July 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

kinda thought he was making fun of himself there

frogbs, Friday, 29 July 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

before “Fields of Gold,” Sting explained that he came up with the song after buying a “house,” then stopped the tale to add a clarifying humblebrag: “It was a castle, really.” (He also confessed that life on the estate has caused him to grow less opposed to the sport of the gentry in his native U.K.: fox hunting.)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/click-track/post/in-concert-sting-at-constitution-hall/2011/10/31/gIQAsJCKZM_blog.html

curmudgeon, Monday, 31 October 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

I remember Lee and Herring on a Radio 1 Halloween Special in the mid-90s, playing this song backwards to reveal that it says "I shave arseholes and there sucks evil".

Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, but "C is for Cookie" is one of the greatest songs of all time.
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:13 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well, it's good enough for me!

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

"There is no historical precedent / To put the words in the mouth of the President"; can imagine Sting looking prett-ay satisfied comin up with that one

lol all over again

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

seven years pass...

feel her body rise/when you kiss her mouth

uncanny valley eroticism

omar little, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

bahlee

brimstead, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:33 (six years ago)


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