Defend the indefensible: Modern Talking

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So here it is: Anybody read to defend these absolutely dreadful (and sadly unusuall profilic) couple of German deodorants recording the same song 10 times during an album twice a year?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago)

profilic maybe, but unusuall profilic? strong words geir!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Two albums a year was definitely unusual in the mid 80s.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago)

These guys were so unbearably huge in Russia... Oh lord. However, I only vaguely remember one track, which went (phonetically) something like "Sherry Sherry Lady / Lady Lady Ocean." Did they even sing in English?!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago)

The video for 'Juliet' remains one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. I can't find a decent-quality copy of it online, though, which is annoying because it's the facial expressions what make it.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Did they even sing in English?!

They sang in Basic Foreignese, I'd venture.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago)

They did sing in English, but their lyrics were probably deemed rather harmless by the Communist authorities in Russia anyway, as they were basically pointless. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago)

If that was indeed English, could anyone please decipher that chorus for me? I could swear it went Sherry Sherry Lady / Lady Lady Ocean. Which is not a bad lyric, I guess: throw a "party" in there and you're in W.K. territory.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago)

As found using Google:

Cheri, cheri lady
Going through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
Living in devotion
It's always like the first time
Let me take a part

Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart - don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby I'll be always yours

Of course, by 1985, Glasnost was starting to happen, but I believe even Stalin would have let this nonsense pass as harmless ;)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Jossif wouldn't've liked "Like there's no tomorrow".

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago)

That is awesome. Thank you Geir.

By the way, if you think that the way Soviet kids were exposed to music had anything to do with radio or other official channels, you are sorely mistaken. The Russia of my early teens was Hometapers' Central.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago)

So Dieter Bohlen was the M.I.A. of his day, then?

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:31 (twenty years ago)

Joseph - and your early teens, if I may enquire, were when? 80s?

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago)

Of course, their most hilarious lyric remains the one of their debut hit:

Deep in my heart - there's a fire - a burning heart.
Deep in my heart - there's a desire - for a start.
I'm dying in emotion.
It's my world in fantasy.
I'm living in my, living in my dreams.


You're my heart, you're my soul.
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go.
You're my heart, you're my soul.
I'll be holding you forever.
Stay with you together.


You're my heart, you're my soul.
Yeah, I'm feeling that our love will grow.
You're my heart, you're my soul.
That's the only thing I really know.


Let's close the door, and believe my burning heart.
Feeling alright come on open up your heart.
Keep the candles burning.
Let your body melt in mine.
I'm living in my, living in my dreams.


You're my heart, you're my soul.
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go.
You're my heart, you're my soul.
I'll be holding you forever.
Stay with you together.


You're my heart, you're my soul.
Yeah, I'm feeling that our love will grow.
You're my heart, you're my soul.
That's the only thing I really know.


You're my heart, you're my soul.
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go.
You're my heart, you're my soul.
I'll be holding you forever.
Stay with you together.


You're my heart, you're my soul.
Yeah, I'm feeling that our love will grow.
You're my heart, you're my soul.
That's the only thing I really know.


Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago)

5{and your early teens, if I may enquire, were when? 80s?

Yeah, late 80s. I don't think I owned a single non-pirated tape until I moved to the States in 1992. Around 1987, "cassette kiosks" started appearing on the streets; they were exactly what you'd think they'd be - a guy with a collection of 10th-generation cassettes and a double cassette deck. You'd bring him a blank cassette and he's dub you two LPs' worth (the 11th generation) on it for a flat fee. Sometimes, these guys would feel a moral obligation to finish a side, so one would end up with, say, a U2 album with a bonus three-quarters of a Rod Stewart song.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Their lyrics are the silliest thing ever, but I absolutely love the music in some of their songs, especially the huge 80's orchestra hits they used. But I'm crazy about a lot of italo-disco of that particular time so I really can't think of any objective way to defend them.

daavid (daavid), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I have grown up to enjoy some Italo Disco way more now than I did back then. But Modern Talking I still can't stand.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago)

did they influence "london boys "?
did dieter go solo ?
this Australian has never seen their videos.
is this the same song : cheri cheri lady and sexy ,sexy lover ?

sandra2, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:35 (twenty years ago)

in 1990 i bought 40 tapes for $40 Australian at Vanuatu

pirateboy, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:42 (twenty years ago)

modern talking were really huge in asia, too i'm being told. to the extend of making Dieter Bohlen, the main guy behind MT, one of the most successful producers of all times!

xenografia, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago)

To me, London Boys sounded a lot like Modern Talking.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cn-UFp5R9dI

(inexplicably intercut with bits of Once Upon a Time in America)

blunt (blunt), Saturday, 25 March 2006 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

brother louie is great! (that was them right?)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 25 March 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

(er scuse me!)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 25 March 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

As I've said on other Euro-pop-centric threads, I have an endless fascination with this style of Scandinavian-English lyric writing, as there's no way a native English speaker could possibly pull it off. It's one of the main reasons that American attempts at Max Martin-style pop haven't really worked that well.

Bonus fun fact: Dieter Bohlen later became the Simon Cowell figure on the German version of
Pop Idol. (I think the Idol shows are obligated to have one Cowell type per panel.)

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 25 March 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Hi,

Sorry to let "the writer of this idiot question and thread" down but the guy seem not to be familiar with anything about music genres!

The title is as foolish as a title like " Has anybody got anything to defend a PUNK ROCK music band who sing super romantic music with the sentences like 'oh your eyes take me to paradise' ".

You guys must first know that the same as 'violence' or 'something like that' in PUNK rock, "simplicity in lyrics" is an inseparable part of Modern Talking's genre of music. So if you ask anything about this simplicity and/or try to criticize that; it's the same as trying to separate "light" from "day", so you do not know what "day" really is!

Or do you wanna ignore the huge sales of Modern Talking in the whole world? Mostly in the countries in which there's no strict copyright rule to preserve the artists' rights and increase the number of sold records.... More than 130 million records in such countries!?.... so you mean all the interested people are idiots? HA HA HA? you're wrong baby!

The worst is that some guys made it some political...Stalin etc.... HA HA HA!

Let me give you another simple example to make your SPECIFIC one-dimensional way of thought clearer!

"In most of the states of the US, people even do not know what the hell football was, is and will be, because they only know 'Rugby' but in all the other parts of the world FOOTBALL is one of the most important part of people's lives ". Low interest in Football in the US doesn't mean that "football is nothing"!

'The relationship between 'Modern Talking' and the US., Canada and Australia is the same as Football for the US'. Let it be for its original place (Europe, South America, Asia and Africa) and keep our thoughts for our own viewpoints!

Or maybe you need to start another topic to humiliate "ABBA" because of bad English or OLD STYLE, unaware of the fact that they have sold more than 320 million records, much more than Eagles, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Mariah Carry and the rest.....? HA HA!? Funny! Try to find a more low-level thing to laugh at unless you need to be laughed at yourself....!??!!?

the unknow, Saturday, 20 May 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

C: Modern Talking in the 80s
D: Modern Talking in the 00s

Siegbran (eofor), Saturday, 20 May 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe this.. Modern talking IS, was , and will always be the greatest ever. Silly lyrics? Oh my gosh, their lyrics are in a class iof its own. AND REMEMBER, MT DID own the world, once up on a time.. And it's a HUGE disaster they're not existing anymore.. BUT although, there has never been any other group/artist or whatever like MT, and there will never be. YES!
(:

Cecilia, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Let me just add this to the Outraged Googlers thread...

Done! Now to the subject.
Oh god, they were huge in Russia.
I remember debates about whether the singer was male or female.

Anyway, search: The First Album
http://www.discogs.com/release/539879

had some very good [italodisco?] tracks - Diamonds Never Made a Lady, The Night Is Yours - The Night Is Mine, Bells Of Paris,

i love how they used to have some additional quirky sounds on top of pretty much standard eurodisco sound. Early melodies were better too. It all went downhill from there (let me add this to the "On Decline" thread... done). So: destroy everything else.

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

The other italo disco productions of Dieter Bohlen are great too, Blue System, C.C.Cash, etc.

Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

I consider Dieter Bohlen neither good nor Italo Disco.

He was Europop, and bad Europop at that.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

and bad Europop at that.

- that's why i never really liked Blue System.
First C.C.Catch is worth listening to however.

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)


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