Who is the ugliest boy band ever?

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I say it's N Sync

― Symone, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ramones

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Louis Walsh

― Bumfluff, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Indigo Girls

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnathan King and his new friends.

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Motorhead

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.legendheart.com/osmonds.jpg

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The Darkness

― Hot Pants, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The rollers...

― Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it's those goofy-looking Dutch boys the Cats, but just try googling up an image using "Cats" as your keyword.

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're using the widely accepted definition of 'boy band' as in a manufactured pop group of male singers who generally do not play instruments or write their own music, then I'd say the ugliest one is O-Town.

― Hot Pants, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

McFly

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dom I would shag at least two of McFly, probably three. They are not ug apart from the lead singer.

Assuming we do not count fugly indie boy bands as 'boy bands' my vote goes to the Backstreet Boys.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the lead singer of McFly brings the average down quite hard though. He looks like some kind of midget rugby player.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but it's not often you get as many fit members of boy-bands as McFly, mostly there's one token fit boy and the rest are pretty mediocre. So two fit boys + one who is above average + one minger is pretty good going.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

East 17!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Lyte Funky Ones

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Rolling Stones

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

goldie looking chain.

― mark e (mark e), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tic tac toe.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Let Loose

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/nm/b44/images/guides12.jpg

― Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.toronto.com/feature/478/190.jpg

― Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

McFly

Pshaw! Wash your mouth out with SOAP! I'm with The Lex on this one.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.buyersnetclub.com/RI/giantnew/images/gp3047-sex-pistols.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

EYC.

― Buffalo Stan (Buffalo Stan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

FYC

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexy McFly Pictures Gallery

Twink on lower right hand side - cor!

What do McFly sound like anyway?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

They sound like Dodgy :( (apart from "5 Colours In Her Hair" which has surf guitar in it and is great)

Lower left hand side is my pick.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(I can't actually tell who lower right hand side boy IS, he looks very different to whatever he normally looks like)

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Lower left hand side boy is wearing make up, surely? He looks like a dozen boys one sees at the local queer uni student nights.

UK pop music never gets released in Australia anymore. No McFly, no Rachel Stevens, no Girls Aloud (post-Jump), no Busted (post-single with video clip set at wedding), no V.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Twink on lower right hand side - cor!"

What THE Twink? The geyser out of Tomorrow / Pretty Things / Pink Fairies? And he's in Mc Fly now?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet he gets up to some mischief on tour after the rest of the band have all been tucked up safely in bed.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't recognise this alleged and exceedingly pleasing McFly member in any of the photos from the above site. Does it have a rotating membership or something?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I do agree that lower right hand boy is the best of all of those pictures, but it's a shame that none of McFly actually look like that. It's cos his hair is spiked up rather than in a silly floppy fringe.

Never mind Tim. When you come to Europe you shall hear it all in one go!

(xxxpost)

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh that other picture is not of anyone in McFly, that's the lead singer of V. He has a tremendous voice and is very pretty, even more so than that picture would have you believe.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/pink_fairies/erasefingerin.jpg

Twink.

Not a particularly recent picture.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha yeah I did find it strange that someone that pretty could be in a band that sounds like Dodgy!

"V" is very hard to google, unfortunately.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This is why you people shouldn't be allowed in the army.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Golden Age of Athens to thread.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Beau Travail to thread.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The dudes from Icy Hot Stuntaz have scanned through this thread up to this point thinking "Awwww, yeeah!"

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Are Phixx any good Lex?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is why you people shouldn't be allowed in the army."

On the contrary I think the threat of reintroducing conscription might at least give them something of substance to think / sing about.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Phixx are very good to look at. I think their first single was decent enough but to be honest I can't remember any of it because the video was so distracting.

Official V site here

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Lower left hand side is my pick.

And mine...that's not the best picture of him.

I don't think they sound like Dodgy - 'Obviously' was quite good! Although the new one is a bit frubbish.

There should be a McFly vs. V thread on ILM, shouldn't there? Perhaps on ILE, as we're not really concerned about the music..

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it's quite easy - replace McFly's minging singer with V's gorgeous singer and there you go.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I have done some initial inspections of V and apart from the one what writes for Popjustice they're *all* good looking so they win surely?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

One of them has shaved his head recently though so he's out. I guess the other two are OK, I suppose we can let them in to this boy band collective.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

No the shaved head one looks good!

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it's quite easy - replace McFly's minging singer with V's gorgeous singer and there you go.

Well, I have to differ there. I'd go for the tall, slightly cheeky looking one with the wiggly arse. Any boy* who can do that with his arse has something to offer.

*boy meaning 'young man', natch.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Menudo.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen V dance! Their last single was a bloody ballad.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre200/e249/e24961stdmf.jpg
Hi, we're Colour Me Badd. You may remember our hit song "I Wanna Sex You Up". It may come to surprise you (much like it surprised us) that ladies the world over have never exactly leapt at the opportunity to be sexed up by us. Why ever would they not want us to sex them up?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.toronto.com/feature/478/190.jpg

Wade Robson to Peter Andre: "Are you proud of our offspring, Pete? I know *I* am."

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a short-lived Cdn group called VIP during the boy-band craze. They were all about 40. It was worse than the genetically modified CanCon BoyBand pictured above (B-3 or something???)

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen V dance! Their last single was a bloody ballad.

This is the one, Lex...although reading his 'details' makes him look like a bit of a tosspot.. 'hahaha, I love driving around in my car shouting at pedestrians!'. Never mind, he's young, and obviously misguided. He needs taking in hand.

http://www.vofficial.com/uploads/1081344381Markgallery.jpg

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I need no more details than that picture. Mmm!

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39853000/jpg/_39853579_franz_pa.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw V on Popworld - 2 of them were absolutely adorable.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vofficial.com/uploads/1081344381Markgallery.jpg
ha ha doesn't this kid grow up to be DARTH VADER!?!?

― anakin skywalker (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Searching for pictures of V on ask.co.uk brings up this sort of thing:

http://images.picsearch.com/is?618359999967

Its almost as if they don't WANT 30 year old homosexuals perving over them.

Unless this guy's a backing singer, or something.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha doesn't this kid grow up to be DARTH VADER!?!?

(insert pun about helmets here)

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the rather funny thing about their appearance on popworld was that they got on to the subject of gayness - one of the band members was like "oh no, none of us are gay, of course! gays in a boyband? whatever are you thinking of?!" in a highly ironic way. he wasnt the cutest one tho.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

McFly act really homoerotic. I saw them doing some interview on TV and one of them was fondling another one's nipple.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure it was just cold.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

So they wanted to make each other hot.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

A lesson from history - Freddie & The Dreamers:

http://www.republika.pl/uktop40/obrazki%20b/freddie-and-the-dreamers.jpg

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do the Freddie"? No, thank you.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A lesson from history - Freddie & The Dreamers:

I was going to say have that maybe N Sync is the ugliest but they don't hold a candle next to those guys.

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

At least now we know what Jay Leno did before he became a late-night host.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this stretching the definition of 'boy band' a little?

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Not in the 60's it wasn't. They even made hilarious cameos in films. I forget which ones, though. Possibly ones involving Cliff Richard.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, make that John Leyton and Richard O'Sullivan

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That's George Michael, Kenny G, Snow, and that other guy.

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://jugglerbob.com/Images/TV_photos/Statler.jpg

― darin (darin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wade Robson to Peter Andre: "Are you proud of our offspring, Pete? I know *I* am."

That's Before Four - an utterly frightening blip on the Canadian pop radar who've since been scooped up by Lou Pearlman and exported/exhiled to Germany.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost-

there was a rather spicy rumor about a member of McFly being a pole-smoker on PopBitch just last week.

― kielbasakonnection (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Forget McFly.
It's quite obvious which is the gay one in V. Isn't it? Is it official?!

― DR SCott, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/504/6205Icy_Hot_Stuntaz.JPG

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.excitementmachine.org/log/garvis.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nyheter.nu/kultur/gertjonnys.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nyheter.nu/kultur/coolcandys.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

While we're here... does anyone know the real story of the Icy Hot Stuntaz?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know their real story but I love that the strategically positioned cars behind them appear to be a Mitsubishi, a GM truck (barely visible) and... uh, a tricked-out Saturn?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the gay one in V the one who kissed one of the other bandmembers and also kissed someone from McFly? I think it's the same guy whose picture is upthread.

There's also a gay guy in Phixx but from memory he looked like a boring electroclash star more than anything else.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 2 December 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the question is - what member of V is not gay...?

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 2 December 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Which group was Joey Fatone in?

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Which group was Joey Fatone in?

N'Sync.

Before years of media saturation ensured that I never ever forget their names, I knew them as the following:

Blonde Surfer Guy (Justin)
Dready-Shades-What-The-Hell-Am-I-Doing-In-This-Band Guy (Chris)
Ricky Martin Guy (JC)
Too Dorky And Chunky To Be In A Boy Band Guy (Joey)
Guy Who Perpetually Looks Twelve Years Old (Lance)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Re: V - If everyone had the latest version GAyDaR installed you'd know who he is.
It's not the good looking Geordie pictured.

I actually BOUGHT the first Phixx single. A minor pop classic.
I'm sure I heard David Bowie liked them...

― DR SCott, Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen V dance! Their last single was a bloody ballad.
This is the one, Lex...although reading his 'details' makes him look like a bit of a tosspot.. 'hahaha, I love driving around in my car shouting at pedestrians!'. Never mind, he's young, and obviously misguided. He needs taking in hand.

Curiously, Dawn yesterday was saying about a bloke who sped up in the outside lane behind her. When he got to overtake, she looked over and saw the driver waggling his fingers with his thumbs in his ears going "blmmmmbl blmmblm". I'll show her the picture...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/epic/korn/1103_korn_a.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are that last lot? Howard Donald's Take That 2002?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

korn?

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The noise next door.
simply repulsive in every possible way

― Abby (abby mcdonald), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/New%20images/Tributes/Westlife.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anybody remember Boyz Unlimited?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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