STRANGER THAN FICTION: UK dates of upcoming Motley Crue reunion tour featuring an opening act by the name of....

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KILLING JOKE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ihttp://www.cadizmusic.com/scans/rbmcd002.jpg http://www.motley.com/images/bandpic_crue3.jpg

Yes, in a moment of spectacularly stupifying incongruity, idiot metal kingpins Motley Crue have handpicked Killing Joke to open five stops on their upcoming UK jaunt (at Wembley, no less). Nikki Sixx is actually quite the pal of Joke bassist Paul Raven, but that doesn't make this match-up any less ill-advised. It's like having Gang of Four open for Ted Nugent.

My personal wager is that all five dates won't come to fruition, as the notion of Jaz Coleman playing second fiddle to the hirsute, portly and indefensible likes of Vince Neil for too long is an unlikely one.

The apocalype is nigh!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, that first pic again...

http://www.cadizmusic.com/scans/rbmcd002.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it seems Vince has slimmed down a bit. Jaz, meanwhile (see above), has apparently grown a fondness for pies......and firearms. HONOR THE FREE BUFFET

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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― WeatheringD, Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I was noticing this news. I larfed and thought of you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd rather that it was loudness.

― keith m (keithmcl), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaz has got a lil' midget clone friend now too, holds up his mic stand for him.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

There's rumors going round that he ate the last cloned mini-Jaz.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gang Of Four opening for Ted Nugent indeed. Good god that is DIRE and I do not mean straights.

I would like to see a Jaz pez dispenser.

― Bimble..., Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what's stranger is that one of the executive producers of Tommy Lee's upcoming TV show is BT. That is, artsy trance DJ-turned-cheesy-rave DJ BT.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

play "looks that kill" and "blood on your hands" back-to-back and the pairing makes perfect sense--they should do a medley together.

― dan (dan), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

You think Mick Mars will live that long anyway? check him out.

― heppy, Tuesday, 21 December 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that's a waxwork they're dragging around to try and trick people

"ah, no-one's going to look too closely at Mick anyway, we can have his parts on tape"

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

saw the huge ad in NME yesterday.

immediately "Alex in NYC is gonna love this" popped in my mind.

even after several days with ILM backout you guys haunt me.

― mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Unsurprisingly, it's falling apart already:

http://bravewords.com/news.html?id=21774

MOTLEY CRUE - Mick Mars To Be Replaced By Dave Navarro? [Rock Hard - 05.01.02
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According to BW&BK sources, rumor has it that MOTLEY CRUE guitarist Mick Mars
will be replaced by RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS guitarist Dave Navarro on their forthcoming

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 January 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

that pic at the top of the thread SO looks like a poster for Weekend at Bernies 3

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.metalsludge.com/main/modules/subjects/pages/WeekendAtMicks1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I live in England, right, where everybody has a reflexive unthinking prejudice against all things American and 'stupid'. So one day I thought I'd have some fun, which believe me is a major fuckin' undertaking here, and said to somebody 'hey put on this CD I got here. It's kind of like Sweet crossed with Slade with a bit of '77 punk thrown in.' I play it. "Drums pretty loud." "Yeah, it's a bit Chinnichap isn't it, Dave Clark Five even", I smirk. "This is cool what is it?" "It's SHOUT AT THE DEVIL by MOTLEY CRUE! Ha ha ha! You're rockin' along to the Crue, brah!" Take him about a month of fuckin' Pulp to wash the stain off his soul, I reckon

-- dave q (scrape10...), March 7th, 2003 9:42 PM

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

HAhahahahahaha!

― Bimble..., Tuesday, 4 January 2005 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

metal sludge stole my joke!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

moderately amusing minds think alike i suppose

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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