OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Tracks of 2004

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For posterity's sake. Let's get a list going.

1. Eminem - "Just Lose It"
2. David Boyle - "George W. Pussy"
3. Sum-41 - "We're All to Blame"
4. Eamon - "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)"
5. Nelly - "Flap Your Wings"
6. Bumblebeez 81 - "Pony Ride"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Saturday, 25 December 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

7. That Nickelback song about loose women with dirty knees or whatever

― STOP WITH YOUR PTANS (natepatrin), Saturday, 25 December 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Figured You Out"?

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Saturday, 25 December 2004 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bad Ass Strippa" - Jentina

― babyalive (babyalive), Saturday, 25 December 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

9. Mocky - "I Micky Mouse Motherfuckers"
10. Good Charlotte - "Predictable"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Saturday, 25 December 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

11. BUMPER OF MY SUV

― jake b. (cerybut), Saturday, 25 December 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

12. ODB - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Feat. Macy Gray)

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Saturday, 25 December 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

13. Amy Studt- All I Wanna Do

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 25 December 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

14. R. Kelly - "U Saved Me"
15. Jojo - "Leave (Get Out)"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Pony Ride was 2003

― kit brash (kit brash), Sunday, 26 December 2004 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

1985 by Bowling for Soup

― chinese dentist, Sunday, 26 December 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Pony Ride was 2003

Became a hit in '04, though. Well, semi-hit.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Jay-Z/Linkin Park - "Encore/Numb"
Clay Aiken - "Invisible" (no. 1 OMGWTFLOL track of 2004 hands down)
Usher - "Confessions, pt. 2"
Juvenile - "Slow Motion"
Good Charlotte - "I Just Wanna Live"
Britney Spears - "My Prerogative"
Ashlee Simpson - "La La"
Ross Golan and Molehead - "Move"
LeTigre - "New Kicks"
Eamon - "I Love Them Ho's"
Ruben Studdard - "Sorry 2004"
R. Kelly - "U Saved Me"
U2 - "Vertigo"
Korn - "Word Up"
Big & Rich - "Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)"

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 26 December 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Flaming Lips - "Psychic Wall"
Black Eyed Peas - "Let's Get It Started"
William Shatner - "Common People"

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 26 December 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

whats so omgwtflol about slow motion? otm re: word up though!!!!!!!

― jake b. (cerybut), Sunday, 26 December 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

whats so omgwtflol about slow motion?

tracks that imply they were recorded mid-coitus give me the giggles (best example: LL Cool J's "Back Seat"). Before I saw the video I hoped they'd use an image similar to the one in Three Times One Minus One's "Eww, Girl, Eww" of the girl riding on top of David Cross while he sings. Plus the video has nothing to do with ultra-fuckin' (with "blisters and open sores"!) and the lyrics reference previous abuse accusations and other assorted bizarre details.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 26 December 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Good calls on all, Anthony.

33. Nas f/ Olu Dara - "Bridging the Gap"
34. Coheed and Cambria - "A Favor House Atlantic"
35. Christina Aguilera & Nelly - "Tilt Ya Head Back"
36. Kanye West - "The New Workout Plan"
37. OutKast - "Prototype"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"if you goin' through yo cycles I ain't wit it I'm gone / you musta heard about those hos that I beat up in my home / they wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, 2004 doesn't seem to be a particularly omgwtflol year.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, we only listed about 150 for the 90s poll, and that was an entire decade.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think Big & Rich 'win'

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

up against Eamon, Eminem and David Boyle? No way.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelly rules omgwtf, in quantity at least

Nelly ft. Tim McGraw - Over and Over
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama Out
Alcazar - This is the World We Live In
Wilco - I'm a Wheel

― raj, Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man, how could I forget "I'm a Wheel"?

42. Beastie Boys - "Triple Trouble"
43. Blink-182 - "I Miss You"
44. Bjork - "Ancestors"
45. Xiu Xiu - "Suppor Our Troops OH!"
46. Avenue D - "2D2F"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony, I don't understand half of your picks. "Let's Get It Started"? "Confessions Pt 2"? "Vertigo"? OTOH, the other half of your picks are spot-on ... the American Idol stuff is WTFOMGLOL royalty (albeit that's like shooting fish in a barrel). Korn and Britney's bizarro-covers are great picks too.

45. Xiu Xiu - "Suppor Our Troops OH!"
??
Lumped in amongst the mainstream songs on this thread, sure, Xiu Xiu are WTFOMGLOL. If we're going to look at it that way, then the entire Xiu Xiu, Liars, Deerhoof, and The Go Team albums are OMGWTFLOL too.

btw, the most WTFOMGLOL Xiu Xiu song is easily, easily "Ian Curtis Wishlist" from last year. OK, I'm starting a Xiu Xiu thread right now.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 26 December 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's Get it Started" has the whole "retarted" vs. "it started" thing going for it, the bizarre vid., the random white chick factor...

"Confessions, Pt. 2" you could get into the OMGWTFLOL morality of the thing--the fact that Usher cheated on his girl but maintains self-righteousness over the fact that he was honest about it ("all right I told you about it, what more could you want from me??!?") especially when taken in conjunction with the extremely insincere video ("I feel so bad, baby, I gotta take my shirt off and dance") and the even less sorry seeming remix with Twista and Kanye (basically they all laugh about how they cheated on their girlfriends but hey, at least they were honest).

"Vertigo" only needs four words--uno, dos, tres, catorce.

Even by Xiu Xiu standards, "Support Our Troops OH!" is OMGWTFLOL. I mean, my god--"oh wait, you totally did know that..."

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 26 December 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

what Good Dr. Bill said. "Vertigo" sounds like Enrique Iglesias leading R.E.M.-circa-Monster through a Lenny Kravitz ditty. And while "Let's Get It Started" places low, it does have that C+C/Snap/dippy dance vibe that got those tracks on the '90s list. "Hey Mama" does too.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Vertigo" sounds like Enrique Iglesias leading R.E.M.-circa-Monster through a Lenny Kravitz ditty.

and it's still THE BEST SONG ON THE ALBUM. wtf. SAD.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

How could I forget:

47. OutKast - "Roses" (video perhaps #1 all-time OMGWTF)

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 27 December 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Bodies without organs - "Conquering america"
Mondie ft Donae'o - "Straight" - 'oi mate, yes mate, shut your mouth'

― Jacob (Jacob), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Even by Xiu Xiu standards, "Support Our Troops OH!" is OMGWTFLOL. I mean, my god--"oh wait, you totally did know that..."

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...), December 26th, 2004.

holy shit, thank god someone else actually agrees with me on that. I was starting to think I was the only one.

― Mickey, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jen-tee-narrr... this is not a dreeem...

THISIZZA FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE YOU BITCH!"

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha oh man. forgot about "Sad Ass Strippa."

Dizzee's "Dream" should qualify too.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

def. Dizze goes Broadway!

Some tracks on AGDCFF come close, but not quite.

52. Gwen Stefani - "Rich Girl"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, that's Gwen? Haha. I forgot that I heard that last night and was like OMG Fiddler on the Roof!! The phrase "wealthy girl" is ridiculous.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm totally in love with Gwen now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

No one's gonna say Le Tigre?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

dumbest fucking song.

Miccio said Le Tigre.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

scissor sisters - comfortably numb

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

fourteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW6QrCaRrmY

― billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 04:22 (six years ago)

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